I Called In Sick Today

[Guest andibear]

turd..he had KJ...i folded th ough to an all in bet of like $600 or something. I had like 450 in front of me after starting with 200, i dindt want to lose it. Call me a vagina

[missIdaho 1]

ahh cindy thanks. I know you want to do me. I want to do myself most days.

Well ofcourse :insert sly wink:

[Guest andibear]

Well ofcourse :insert sly wink:

my fiance says you have a killer body. Not near as big boobs as me though, but no one does

[turd ferguson 1]

turd..he had KJ...i folded th ough to an all in bet of like $600 or something. I had like 450 in front of me after starting with 200, i dindt want to lose it. Call me a vagina

Good fold. I only had about $250 in front of me so I couldn't really get away from it. Plus, it was raised before the flop so it was a good sized pot.

[zimmer4141 0]

Today's Sng count:3 $100s- 2 2nds, 1 1st. I rule. Good night everyone.

[Ouch-8s 4]

ahh cindy thanks. I know you want to do me. I want to do myself most days.

Congrats on the streak. (I am assuming it's good)And you do look hot in that pic. Congrats on that too I guess.

Hell, congrats on being able to do yourself. Carpal Tunnel Syndrome sucks.

[Guest andibear]

So Devin Porter, hes in third place right now at the WPT Mirage, yah I know him. He got fourth in aruba too

[beans-n-icewater 18]

So Devin Porter, hes in third place right now at the WPT Mirage, yah I know him. He got fourth in aruba too

are you in the national guard?

[Randy Reed 0]

Hell, congrats on being able to do yourself. Carpal Tunnel Syndrome sucks.

I've been wearing a black brace ala turd on my wrist for my Carpal Tunnel for a month. I finally figured out how I got it though, from reading poker books. I would hold them in my left hand while I smoked with my right. If it doesn't get better soon I have to have surgery. Bleh.

[MisterB 2]

I've been wearing a black brace ala turd on my wrist for my Carpal Tunnel for a month. I finally figured out how I got it though, from reading poker books. I would hold them in my left hand while I smoked with my right. If it doesn't get better soon I have to have surgery. Bleh.

Another reason why.... poker books are bad for you... speaking of which... just got here and its time for a cigarette...

turd..he had KJ...i folded th ough to an all in bet of like $600 or something. I had like 450 in front of me after starting with 200, i dindt want to lose it. Call me a vagina

Vagina

[MisterB 2]

2 User(s) are reading this topic (0 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)2 Members: Ron_Mexico, MisterBso the word on the street is you got some the other day? Any good story behind that?

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

this will make you feel better

ahh cindy thanks. I know you want to do me. I want to do myself most days. The $100 streak continues

It appears annoying Andi made an appearance. She knows I don't like that side of her. Carry on.

are you in the national guard?

Perceptive and accurate Beans is here.

2 User(s) are reading this topic (0 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)2 Members: Ron_Mexico, MisterBso the word on the street is you got some the other day? Any good story behind that?

Word on the street, classic. Yes, you sir, are correct. Its back at the beginning of yesterday. Nothing earth shattering, but mildly amusing.Also, since NLHE sng's absolutely fcking hate me right now, I decided to play an Omaha one. Mind you, all I know about Omaha I learned from Norman Chad watching ESPN. I've drunk played 3 other times tops. Low stakes sng, I won. Yah for me.

[MisterB 2]

Word on the street, classic. Yes, you sir, are correct. Its back at the beginning of yesterday. Nothing earth shattering, but mildly amusing.

Im a dinsosaur...what can you say... do I need to go any further than your signature? Thinking of the logistics of the shocker, whether or not switching the fingers is...well anyway... what did you use the Mystery Method or go for a Style approach? It takes 4-10 hours for a woman to have sex with someone... just enough time to attract, seduce, close...its all about social dynamics... carry on...

[Habs Fan 0]

I finally figured out how I got it though, from going to the restaurant too often.

"And you will know my name is Randy Reed by the trail of throat punched waitresses I have left to bleed"

[Bizzle 0]

I feel like Randy punched me in the face.

[dms26 3]

I feel like Randy punched me in the face.

did you at least get $20 out of it?

[Bizzle 0]

did you at least get $20 out of it?

No, he said that I was going to have to work harder if I wanted any money.

[Habs Fan 0]

No, he said that I was going to have to work harder if I wanted any money.

You forgot to bring two beers with the two beers didn't you?It's a classic mistake.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

I ate out alot during the weekend, and a waitress, didn't bring me a drink fast enough. She's lucky I didnt' bring my brass knuckles and didn't have any $20 bills laying around.

[Bizzle 0]

I ate out alot during the weekend, and a waitress, didn't bring me a drink fast enough. She's lucky I didnt' bring my brass knuckles and didn't have any $20 bills laying around.

Alright, who stole Ron's pw? Would the real Ron Mexico really need brass knuckles?

[Randy Reed 0]

You know I don't always just beat up the waitress, sometimes I take it out on the manager as well.Last year I had to pick my daughter and her friend up from somewhere and she asked me to take them out to dinner. It was a little after 9 and knowing that alot of restaurants stop serving at 10, I decided to call in advance to make sure we were ok. We decided on Joe's Crab Shack and they assured me they served dinner till midnight, sweet.We arrived about 9:45 and was seated in the smoking section towards the back half of the restaurant. I was listening to my daughter and her friend gab about the nights events and after 15 minutes, no one had approached our table. There were 2 other tables eating their dinner, so I went to the bar and got a beer and told the bartender we hadn't been waited on yet. Another 15 minutes go by and still no server, so I made another trip to the bar, deja vu.Shortly later a waitress finally came and took drink orders and about 15 minutes later she returned with them. We started to give our dinner orders and she informed me that they stopped serving dinner at 10.My daughter, full well knowing the wrath of Randy, screamed "Oh my God!" and ran out of the restaurant. The waitress, sensing a punch coming ran to get the manager.I made him sit at the table for 45 minutes while I explained why his management style didn't work for me. He was squirming in his chair like a third grader needing to pee, pleading for mercy. He offered me free meals and I informed him I didn't want anything free. He offered to open the kitchen and cook for us, I told him I didn't trust the staff who would be cooking since they would probably spit in the food, etc.He pleaded wanting to know what I wanted and I told him that I wanted him to experience what it was like to sit there for 45 minutes without food or drinks and if he didn't want to have to go through the experience of me getting even more angry. I still regret not punching the waitress though.

[Habs Fan 0]

You know I don't always just beat up the waitress, sometimes I take it out on the manager as well.Last year I had to pick my daughter and her friend up from somewhere and she asked me to take them out to dinner. It was a little after 9 and knowing that alot of restaurants stop serving at 10, I decided to call in advance to make sure we were ok. We decided on Joe's Crab Shack and they assured me they served dinner till midnight, sweet.We arrived about 9:45 and was seated in the smoking section towards the back half of the restaurant. I was listening to my daughter and her friend gab about the nights events and after 15 minutes, no one had approached our table. There were 2 other tables eating their dinner, so I went to the bar and got a beer and told the bartender we hadn't been waited on yet. Another 15 minutes go by and still no server, so I made another trip to the bar, deja vu.Shortly later a waitress finally came and took drink orders and about 15 minutes later she returned with them. We started to give our dinner orders and she informed me that they stopped serving dinner at 10.My daughter, full well knowing the wrath of Randy, screamed "Oh my God!" and ran out of the restaurant. The waitress, sensing a punch coming ran to get the manager.I made him sit at the table for 45 minutes while I explained why his management style didn't work for me. He was squirming in his chair like a third grader needing to pee, pleading for mercy. He offered me free meals and I informed him I didn't want anything free. He offered to open the kitchen and cook for us, I told him I didn't trust the staff who would be cooking since they would probably spit in the food, etc.He pleaded wanting to know what I wanted and I told him that I wanted him to experience what it was like to sit there for 45 minutes without food or drinks and if he didn't want to have to go through the experience of me getting even more angry. I still regret not punching the waitress though.

Randy, can I be your protegé? You reek of awesomeness.

[dms26 3]

Randy, can I be your protegé? You reek of awesomeness.

Why do I get the feeling his picture is posted on the inside of every hostess stand in the city?

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

does anyone else doubt the fact that every food service establishment in Randy's home town has an 8x10 mug shot of Randy in the server's area kind of like the wanted posters in the Post Office. The waitresses in his home town, not only learn to serve from the left, but also take self defense classes?Fine tune the art of carrying 4 dinner entrees without a tray, and dodge a right hook at the same time?How to take down a table of 4's order without writing it down, and learn all of the pressure points on the body?damn you Dustin

[Bizzle 0]

Why do I get the feeling his picture is posted on the inside of every hostess stand in the city?

does anyone else doubt the fact that every food service establishment in Randy's home town has an 8x10 mug shot of Randy in the server's area kind of like the wanted posters in the Post Office.

Just so you guys know who to look out for.

And this is the guy that has most wanted pictures in most Cincinnati area restaurants and little league ballparks.