Hobbes 1 Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 I love Hobbes!You're so sweet. Haha.Do you really watch American Idol? Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Anyone else watch Top Chef? Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Am I the only one missing Ron's posts? :insert sad "i miss chris" face: Anyone else watch Top Chef?Yes, but I missed last night's episode. Link to post Share on other sites
Hobbes 1 Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 I like the auditions at the start of the season the best, after that I just tune in every once in a while to see who's still left in it. Taylor was one of my favorites from the beginning.I like it when the performer has fun and really enjoys what they're doing; it makes it more fun to watch. And he definitely loves what he's doing. Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 He is making less than half of what he is used to. Instead of being honest he just chose to not pay the joint billsHow much weed can one guy smoke?90% of all men's lies are directly related to the requirement of getting inside your pants. Of this I am instantly convinced. I just got a snazzy new haircut.There's nothing quite like a haircut when you're tired and hungover. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 I love Taylor, I hope he wins the whole thing!How can you love that more than this????? This is just straight sex. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest andibear Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Who won Next Food Network Star Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 How can you love that more than this????? This is just straight sex.i didn't realize people thought he was attractive. seems straight-up douchebag to me i dunno. Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 I'm looking at a picture right now.Sorry, I got distracted.Storytime!Ok.An old girlfriend of mine got married a few years ago, and she invited me to the wedding. We had remained friends after we separated, and she was definately a bit of a 'free-spirit'. I asked a girl I knew if she wanted to go as my date; we had done some flirting and I wondered if I was going to take it to the next level.The wedding was a couple of weeks away, and as the time passed, I realized that I wasn't all that interested in my date. Nice girl but we didn't really hit it off. But still, she was looking forward to our big date, and I didn't have the heart to call it off. Besides, I didn't want to go to the ex's wedding without a date; how would that have looked? Like I was pretty popular on the internet, that's how.So the big day arrives, and we get to the ceremony in the early afternoon. There is a nice outdoor ceremony, white dress, tuxedos, smiling parents, etc. This did not seem like the ex's style at all, but it was nice. I spent some time chatting with the bride and groom, and their families, and their friends. I spent very little time chatting with my date. But she knows like four other people there anyways; can't she keep herself amused?Then, after the registry is signed and the photos are taken, etc, the fun started. By now the sun is going down. Torches are lit up and down the aisle. Lanterns are flickering at the alter. The bride's Best Man (yep, she is different) gathers everyone back into their seats, and the REAL ceremony begins. Bride is escorted down the aisle, naked except for a white veil and a strategically placed fig leaf. The groom comes out; he is wearing a top hat and tails coat, and nothing else.The 'real' vows are read, which I don't remember but were very different from the earlier ones. The bride is required to bob for an apple while blindfolded as a show of her love. The groom is required to arm wrestle someone from the bride's family to win her away - he chooses her grandmother! I have spent the last while hooting and hollering along with everyone else, and everyone is having a great time watching the show.Except my date. Oops, forgot about her. Apparently, it turns out that watching your ex bob for apples topless is not ideal first date material. Who knew? When I finally clue into the fuming girl next to me, it is clear that things have gone from bad to worse. I try and make it up to her by devoting the next half hour or so paying exclusive attention to her. We dance. We drink. We dance. We chat. Things are looking better. Eventually, my date is having fun, but the night is getting long. She asks me to take her back to her place. I think that might work out to a happy ending, so I agree. As we are preparing to leave, the bride, still naked and soaking wet from the apple bobbing (and having by now lost the fig leaf) comes up, gives me a big hug & kiss, thanks me for being so helpful and understanding about the wedding, and asks me to come with her, she wants to show me something.I say no, I'm taking my date home now. Had a great night, thanks a bunch, best wishes to you and your hubby, etc. This has to look good for the date, right? Bride looks disapointed but prances off; I drive the date home. I guess it didn't look good, because not only was there no happy ending, there was not even a chance. As soon as the car stopped rolling, she jumped out and ran. Bah. Stupid date. I go home and go to bed.I talk to the bride the next day; she wonders out loud why I didn't join her when she asked? I explain that my date wanted to go home, etc. She says, "Oh that's too bad. Me and the bridesmaids were all feeling pretty frisky and we were making out naked in the hot tub. I thought you might want to watch or join in, so I came and found you but you didn't want to come. Too bad for you! We all missed you!"I'm getting disapointed in myself just telling this story. I missed out on four naked wet hot kissing lesbians in an outdoor hottub so I could drive a girl I didn't even like home. I need to check my priorities.And that, my friends, is a missed opportunity. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest andibear Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 No, I was thinking the same thing. Where has he been? I haven't even see him signed into MSN lately. Hmmm, I hope everything is ok.I talked to him very briefly yesterday. He just called me a sl.ut and said he was really busy with work and would be on when he can. Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 No, I was thinking the same thing. Where has he been? I haven't even see him signed into MSN lately. Hmmm, I hope everything is ok.I talked to him a little last night before I had the big blow up with my soon to be ex. He's doing fine, he just isn't posting for some reason. I miss his posts. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Besides, I didn't want to go to the ex's wedding without a date; how would that have looked? Like I was pretty popular on the internet, that's how.One of the greatest lines ever written.Yes, but I missed last night's episode.It was a great reunion show...it'll be replayed a million times. Stephen turned out to be pretty cool, everyone loves the shit out of Harold, and they all think Tiffany is a huge bitch. Link to post Share on other sites
Hobbes 1 Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 And that, my friends, is a missed opportunity.That story was jam-packed, nicely done. I don't think we live in the same world. Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 It said I couldn't post "dynamic" links? It was a good pic, but not that "dynamic":internet laughing face: Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 I missed out on four naked wet hot kissing lesbians in an outdoor hottub so I could drive a girl I didn't even like home.Winner.I'd do Chris in a heartbeat!See now this might get Ron posting. He has a machine that randomly scans the thread for lines like this. He gets a page when it happens. Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Winner.That's nice of you to say, but you mean Loser! don't you.Yeah, I know you do. This stupid story is going to make me sulk all day.I don't think we live in the same world.You mean Mrs Hobbes didn't bob for apples topless on your wedding night?Your wedding guests missed out. Link to post Share on other sites
Bizzle 0 Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 I do believe you are the only one who here who can read between the lines whenever I post. I'll have to be more discreet it seems.Honestly, have you not been reading our "clueless" posts over the last month? I'm fairly confident if you were more discreet we wouldn't even notice there was a girl here.Oh, and as always Ouch, phenominal story. Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 This stupid story is going to make me sulk all day.All day?Let me tell you something my friend.In the history of the universe there aren't many situations to rival such an awesome sexual experience as a new bride in a hottub going at it with the bridesmaids.But you will never know this, because as it turns out you're the pansy that got fucked over driving home some other random chick.I would shoot for the more realistic approach of a week long sulk compounded by the fact that you're life will never ever be the same. Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Honestly, have you not been reading our "clueless" posts over the last month? I'm fairly confident if you were more discreet we wouldn't even notice there was a girl here.Bizzle gets it. Discrete is wasted and leads to missed opportunities. Naked, wet, and asking me come come along. And I gap it. Ladies, you need to be more direct and forthcoming than that.Oh, and as always Ouch, phenominal story.Thanks. It was painful to remember. I think I may have some photos from the wedding somewhere; if I feel like torturing myself some more, I may post them.Tough love from Habs Fan. BANG! : slumped over the desk with my office door locked face : Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 : slumped over the desk with my office door locked face :My work here is done.Did I mention my snazzy new haircut? Link to post Share on other sites
Hobbes 1 Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 You mean Mrs Hobbes didn't bob for apples topless on your wedding night?Your wedding guests missed out.When I said she was sort of an exhibitionist I should have placed more emphasis on the "sort of" part. I have a story about that, but I don't know if it's a good one. I'll think about it.But you will never know this, because as it turns out you're the pansy that got fucked over driving home some other random chick.Hahahaha. BANG! : slumped over the desk with my office door locked face : HAHAHAHA. One upped. Link to post Share on other sites
Bizzle 0 Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Bizzle gets it. Discrete is wasted and leads to missed opportunities. Naked, wet, and asking me come come along. And I gap it. Ladies, you need to be more direct and forthcoming than that.There seems to be a quote from an Elisha Cuthbert movie that applies here:"The vibe wasn't right? Dude, she comes to your house, and she makes you strip. What does she have to do? Sit on your face?" Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 There seems to be a quote from an Elisha Cuthbert movie that applies here:"The vibe wasn't right? Dude, she comes to your house, and she makes you strip. What does she have to do? Sit on your face?"Great movie. Link to post Share on other sites
Bizzle 0 Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 When I said she was sort of an exhibitionist I should have placed more emphasis on the "sort of" part. I have a story about that, but I don't know if it's a good one. I'll think about it.Not trying to hit on your wife or anything bro, but I'm pretty sure there is no chance that a story about her being an exhibitionist will fall into the "bad" category for all of us.I read them, however, I thought you all were past this phase.How many times would I have to quote "I don't know what you are talking about" for you to understand that we will never fully get past this phase? Link to post Share on other sites
Hobbes 1 Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Discrete is wasted and leads to missed opportunities. We don't understand innuendos. Link to post Share on other sites
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