Just A Special Thx To My Fcp Friends And Supporters

[lurbz 2]

I'm 99.5% sure she isn't, which makes everything all the more amazing. Here's a recap of the evidence: - several people I know have spoken with her on the phone and over skype, many times- she gave me her name, address, and phone number- we have published newspaper stories about her, with her picture and her name, that correspond to life stories she told us as they were happening. this is probably the best evidence there is. If the account is fake, someone is impersonating an actual living person who they have inside information about. It's also pretty far-fetched that they have a woman willing to play this part over the phone and over AIM and on facebook at all hours of the day.I cannot entirely rule out the possibility that it is a well-crafted and extremely effortful hoax, but if so, it is the greatest one of all time by far.

If anyone could pull off a joke account this extensive it's you, VB.

[rcgs59 15]

If anyone could pull off a joke account this extensive it's you, VB.

loooooooooooooolto the guy who also has my phone # Lurbz lollook up the area code

[Suited_Up 2]

If anyone could pull off a joke account this extensive it's you, VB.

My first thought too.

[lurbz 2]

loooooooooooooolto the guy who also has my phone # Lurbz lollook up the area code

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caller_ID_spoofing

[rcgs59 15]

and it's a hour north, not an hour northThis is one of the most terrific things that I have ever seen. Anything else I say will just ruin it, so in lieu of more commentary:and it's a hour north, not an hour northBeautiful. Heartbreakingly beautiful. Speaking of which...also finish your thought I've been here for embarrassingly long, I suppose time was to go at the endONCE UPON a time and a very good time it was there was a moocow coming down along the road and this moocow that was down along the road met a nicens little boy named baby tuckoo. . . . His father told him that story: his father looked at him through a glass: he had a hairy face. He was baby tuckoo. The moocow came down the road where Betty Byrne lived: she sold lemon platt.O, the wild rose blossoms On the little green place. He sang that song. That was his song. O, the green wothe botheth.When you wet the bed, first it is warm then it gets cold. His mother put on the oilsheet. That had the queer smell.

better yet tactical bear if you live in Michigan you can verify who the **** I am , which you ignored in this quoted post but instead you rambled on some utter nonsensical crap. In fact I challenge you just to do that, if your man enough for it. I will show you picture ID , pictures from the WPT event from last year (that was posted on the threads), and the copy of the newspaper article that Vb was talking about. Then you can tell the FCP world who the **** I am. I suppose someone was dubbing as me on pokerstars when I came in 2nd in the event that I placed today too.

[brvheart 1,752]

nobody takes a joke account to 4500 posts.NOBODY

Joey would.

[rcgs59 15]

Joey would.

sdfghjkl;'lord grant me patience please now!, brvheart you will be the one to send me to my grave lolI will haunt you trust me on that

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

Don't you think I am a joke account?

a joke account? No. A joke of an account? MaybeKidding, I want to hold you in my warm bosom wang, and just whisper sweet, grammatically incorrect nothings.

Joey would.

Good point

[brvheart 1,752]

a joke account? No. A joke of an account? MaybeKidding, I want to hold you in my warm bosom wang, and just whisper sweat, grammatically incorrect nothings.Good point

I enjoyed this bit very much.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

sadly, I can't take credit for that, I'm just an idiot. Corrected in original post

[Tactical Bear 3]

instead you rambled on some utter nonsensical crap.

Your new nickname is: MooCow.I have a feeling Rose is not on board.

[rcgs59 15]

Your new nickname is: MooCow.I have a feeling Rose is not on board.

okay if my nick name is MooCow then I can give you one as well right, so let see if this will fit you well Titical BlunderI also have the feeling that your less on board than I am yes the bitiach can be bad lol, don't mess with this scorpion girl because her stringer revenge is worse than you think.

[Tactical Bear 3]

okay if my nick name is MooCow then I can give you one as well right, so let see if this will fit you well Titical BlunderI also have the feeling that your less on board than I am yes the bitiach can be bad lol, don't mess with this scorpion girl because her stringer revenge is worse than you think.

No. I am sorry, but I just can't believe this person is expressing itself unironically. Maybe it's a personal failing. Maybe I just don't have the caliber of mind required to fully grok what's going on here. I will respond by listing, and briefly commenting on, the 5 most surreal things about the above post:1) The "word" bitiach. My guess is that it's an accidental amalgam of "bitch" and "biatch." That seems more likely than a two-letter typo.2) "Scorpion girl." This one doesn't seem very strange compared to the rest of Rose's nonsnes, but look at that phrase a few times, and tell me it's not just a really, really weird thing to say. "Scorpion Girl." 3) "Titical Blunder." That is just the worst nickname ever. Am I a blunder? Or is my behavior blunderous? What is a "titical?" I mean, it's obvioulsy not a word, but if it were a word, what would it mean? "Of or pertaining to tits?" When you put them together, my nickname is "Breast Mistake," and we're no closer to figuring out whaaaaaat the fuuuuuuck Rose is trying to say.4) "The bitiach [sic] can be bad..." Rose thinks that she's really letting me have it. She thinks that she, I dunno, took the gloves off and got me where it hurts. Then, to rub this in, she says "The bitiach [sic] can be bad..." I can not emphasize how funny this is to me. She is gloating.5) "Stringer Revenge." She either doesn't notice this stuff, or really doesn't care. How is that possible? How how how how how??

[TwstdWrstr 10]

Maybe I just don't have the caliber of mind required to fully grok what's going on here.

Sick use of the word "grok"...But anyway... gl Rose in your health battles, wish you the best in that department.

[rcgs59 15]

Sick use of the word "grok"...But anyway... gl Rose in your health battles, wish you the best in that department.

thanks Eric don't mind the above, I appreciate your thoughts . Wang is trying to get my goat but that isn't going to happen.

[rcgs59 15]

No. I am sorry, but I just can't believe this person is expressing itself unironically. Maybe it's a personal failing. Maybe I just don't have the caliber of mind required to fully grok what's going on here. I will respond by listing, and briefly commenting on, the 5 most surreal things about the above post:1) The "word" bitiach. My guess is that it's an accidental amalgam of "bitch" and "biatch." That seems more likely than a two-letter typo.your right2) "Scorpion girl." This one doesn't seem very strange compared to the rest of Rose's nonsnes, but look at that phrase a few times, and tell me it's not just a really, really weird thing to say. "Scorpion Girl." nonsense is spelled wrong lol, if you look up what a Scorpio women is like then you will see traits of me, being I was born in that time frame3) "Titical Blunder." That is just the worst nickname ever. Am I a blunder? Or is my behavior blunderous? What is a "titical?" I mean, it's obvioulsy not a word, but if it were a word, what would it mean? "Of or pertaining to tits?" When you put them together, my nickname is "Breast Mistake," and we're no closer to figuring out whaaaaaat the fuuuuuuck Rose is trying to say.your good at trying to put 2+2 together now are you not lol 4) "The bitiach [sic] can be bad..." Rose thinks that she's really letting me have it. She thinks that she, I dunno, took the gloves off and got me where it hurts. Then, to rub this in, she says "The bitiach [sic] can be bad..." I can not emphasize how funny this is to me. She is gloating.not gloating at all, just letting you know that , I am not going to sit back and take your crap either. Trust me I find it just has humorous believe me5) "Stringer Revenge." She either doesn't notice this stuff, or really doesn't care. How is that possible? How how how how how?? again this is reference to my Scorpio traits , and again your English also sucks btw --------------------

[El Guapo 8]

Why buy the cow when you can milk the goat.

[troyomac 0]

I'm going to need surgery too after my head's done exploding

[rcgs59 15]

Why buy the cow when you can milk the goat.

true

I'm going to need surgery too after my head's done exploding

I know Troyo over your head lol, but you could have my surgery for me please. such a thought, but I would not wish this on another person.why am I still awake geez?

[timwakefield 68]

Best wishes Rose, I didn't realize you have cancer, I'm very sorry to hear that.

also finish your thought I've been here for embarrassingly long, I suppose time was to go at the end

I have been analyzing this sentence for the better part of 2 minutes, and like Wang Titical Blunder earlier, anything I say trying to analyze it will just fall flat. It's like a Buddhist koan. Unlike most sentences, which are designed to be understood rationally and analytically, Rose's words are meant to free your mind from rational thought.

[Suited_Up 2]

It's like a Buddhist koan. Unlike most sentences, which are designed to be understood rationally and analytically, Rose's words are meant to free your mind from rational thought.

I think it's more like "give you no choice but to..."

[timwakefield 68]

3) "Titical Blunder." That is just the worst nickname ever. Am I a blunder? Or is my behavior blunderous? What is a "titical?" I mean, it's obvioulsy not a word, but if it were a word, what would it mean? "Of or pertaining to tits?" When you put them together, my nickname is "Breast Mistake," and we're no closer to figuring out whaaaaaat the fuuuuuuck Rose is trying to say.

For the record, she was one single letter away from absolute brilliance. 'Tritical' is the adjective form of the word 'trite.' I don't even know what the implications would have been had she typed something that obscure. It would have been such an easy typo too. You're Titical Blunder now though, and it's gonna stick.

[rcgs59 15]

Best wishes Rose, I didn't realize you have cancer, I'm very sorry to hear that.

For the record, she was one single letter away from absolute brilliance. 'Tritical' is the adjective form of the word 'trite.' I don't even know what the implications would have been had she typed something that obscure. It would have been such an easy typo too. You're Titical Blunder now though, and it's gonna stick.

thx timwakefield for both thoughts

[SBriand 4]

This topic makes me sad and not for the obvious reasons. If I had cancer, which indeed sucks and I am sorry to hear that Rose, the last thing I would do is come to a poker message board looking for sympathy ESPECIALLY when I have been the butt of many mean spirited jokes for so long. It saddens me a bit to think this is all you have, because it's clearly not much.

[rcgs59 15]

This topic makes me sad and not for the obvious reasons. If I had cancer, which indeed sucks and I am sorry to hear that Rose, the last thing I would do is come to a poker message board looking for sympathy ESPECIALLY when I have been the butt of many mean spirited jokes for so long. It saddens me a bit to think this is all you have, because it's clearly not much.

don't worry about me, I am a fighter, as for this place well, I grew to love it in spite of it's jokes there are good people here and I do mean that. Being off work because of the medical crap going on with me, doesn't leave me much to do except play poker, spend some time with friends and be here on this board with my FCP family. ;)the last thing I want is sympathy please, I still want the banting, teasing and joking and everyday fun to continue. so don't pity me cause it's only going to make me sad