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Essay, you go ahead and wish death upon anyone you like.

 

I hope your lady dies so you don't have to deal with her anymore.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Too far?

 

As long as it stays in the thread it's never too far.

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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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said this before, tosh's show is just random front page material from reddit over the last several years. I don't have a lot of respect for it, but whatever. he's still a really funny guy and can write well. I just hate his show because a huge portion of it is ripping off other people's content.

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I never thought about building a fire in a drum above a stump. I have huge stump in my front (4 feet tall and 12-14 feet in diameter if you count the rootball that pulled up as well) yard that needs removing, but it's too close to other trees to burn and if I bring in a back hoe I will trash the lawn. Not sure what do. Stump grinder estimate was $900, which is just silly.

 

Essay has always hated Tosh. He's definitely not a likeable guy, but that is what he is going for. Saw him live last year and it was enjoyable. He's definitely no Louis C.K., but please don't compare him to Dane Cook. Nobody deserves that.

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I just dont care for the internet tough guy "hope you die" "your morher should get cancer" stuff.

 

Also dont like people using the N word anonymously in posts or in comment sections. Some thing go too far and are annoying. I expect more from here. Thats all.

 

Tosh sucks? Fine, thats your opinion and that i can deal with, no matter how incorrect

 

Whatever

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it's very infrequent that I can discern whatever it is that they're trying to communicate to me, but it usually makes no difference; I've generally already considered whatever it is that they're trying to tell me, sometimes several days prior. they are a jovial bunch, though it does make me uneasy on days like these, when they are very active.

 

I will keep you apprised.

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just now, one of them asked about my stance on warmth. perplexed with the randomness of the inquiry, I informed him that I prefer higher temperatures in the winter and the opposite in the summer, but that it does not currently seem unseasonably hot. he seemed unsatisfied, but before he could waste more of my time, I told him it would be best if he returned to his desk.

 

curious creatures, to be sure.

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Terrible post by me.

Maybe try tweeting it?

 

I don't really like when people at work try to talk to me about sports.

 

It's just awkward because I know so much more than them.

I understand. I frequently need to act surprised by whatever internet video people are trying to show me, because who has time to be up to date on all that stuff?

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I don't really like when people at work try to talk to me about sports.

 

It's just awkward because I know so much more than them.

 

I feel the same way about Dane Cook.

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