I Called In Sick Today

[Ron_Mexico 4,238]

Headphones

[Napa Lite 3,281]

Age group and being in a frat where you're just friendly with everybody so they feel they need to invite you. I've been invited to every frat wedding that's happened since I joined.

 

Edit: this isn't a frat wedding though. This is the best friend of the bride who's wedding I was just in. I jokingly told my buddy I might crash it because I'm friendly with the bride/groom and he told me that the brides parents actually mentioned I was so much fun at the last wedding that they wanted me to come. I know that makes no sense.

[Quacktastic 106]

Sell the $70 gift card to someone for $60 outside the store and go buy booze.

[Essay21 2,387]

Headphones isn't that bad of an idea. I need to get a new pair myself.

[Ron_Mexico 4,238]

Headphones isn't that bad of an idea. I need to get a new pair myself.

 

I appreciate the confidence you show in my ideas. "...isnt that bad of an idea". Thanks buddy

[Whiskers 683]

the brides parents actually mentioned I was so much fun at the last wedding that they wanted me to come.

 

Mom wants the D.

[Essay21 2,387]

Anything for you Ronny.

 

Give Mom the D, Nap.

[Theraflu 1,047]

New Kanye is available, illegally. No idea if its any good. His NY Times interview was pretty fantastic though.

[Whiskers 683]

Give Mom the D, Nap.

 

[Essay21 2,387]

Goddamn thread/phone.

 

They got me doing Expat returns now. We're on a time crunch here. Lot of extensions being filed. Taxes!

[Whiskers 683]

Umm... *shrugs*

 

Give Mom the D, Nap.

 

 

 

Edit: Aw, you ruined my post now.

[ShakeZuma 586]

He should probably burn his computer to the ground though.

 

it's a very slim computer so that shouldn't be too difficult.

 

Napa goes to more weddings than anybody I know.

 

that's because you don't have any friends.

 

 

 

 

 

holy moly I'm tired. from 7 am till 1 we filled in the ruts in the road (pics on twitter, as requested), then I got the pushmower and weedeater and mowed the camping site and weedate the tall grass in the road leading to it. then my buddy called me and asked me to help him pick up a damn mattress, so I did that. just got home and I'm eating a flamethrower burger from dq. it's good. and I am freaking tired.

 

 

oh, and the girlfriend has power back on so she's not coming down now. thank goodness.

[Theraflu 1,047]

it's a very slim computer so that shouldn't be too difficult.

 

 

 

that's because you don't have any friends.

 

 

 

 

 

holy moly I'm tired. from 7 am till 1 we filled in the ruts in the road (pics on twitter, as requested), then I got the pushmower and weedeater and mowed the camping site and weedate the tall grass in the road leading to it. then my buddy called me and asked me to help him pick up a damn mattress, so I did that. just got home and I'm eating a flamethrower burger from dq. it's good. and I am freaking tired.

 

 

oh, and the girlfriend has power back on so she's not coming down now. thank goodness.

 

What the **** passes for a road down there?

[Whiskers 683]

that's because you don't have any friends.

 

Fair point.

 

Advantage: Zuma.

 

This isn't over yet.

[NickCave 194]

I've got a $70 Best Buy gift card burning a hole in my wallet, so I'm headed there in about a half hour. Suggestions?

 

I have an XBox 360, a computer, an iPad, and really nothing else. Wait. A blender. I have a blender.

 

Edit: Television. Mobile phone. Aforementioned wallet (old). Small wardrobe. No future to speak of.

 

Welp, I just tried to make a smoothie and my blender doesn't work. So I don't have a blender. Down to like 9 total possessions.

[Whiskers 683]

Best Buy sells blenders.

[Essay21 2,387]

But you can't listen to music with a blender.

 

Went down to the market and bought a vitamin water. Feeling strong and healthy now.

[ShakeZuma 586]

ready to take on the world?

 

 

I don't know what that means.

 

 

 

 

but seriously guys, I'm so very tired. you could almost say that I'm exhausted. no wonder all those construction guys drink a twelve pack of natural light a night. gotta kill the pain.

 

think I'll go with pbr.

[JubilantLankyLad 1,960]

But you can't listen to music with a blender.

www.blender.com

[Essay21 2,387]

ready to take on the world?

 

I think Jamie Foxx as Ricardo Tubbs in the amazing 2006 film 'Miami Vice' said it best:

 

LETS TAKE IT TO THE LIMIT ONE MORE TIME.

[The Ocho 972]

Ok Zuma, that is much nicer than I was expecting. Also, I prob would never have bothered filling those in. Is what you showed on aszhole mcfukypantses property?

[Napa_Don 688]

Is this Guap passively bragging about having shakes cell number or did he post them to twitter or something?

[Essay21 2,387]

did you get that job or what?

[Whiskers 683]

Is this Guap passively bragging about having shakes cell number or did he post them to twitter or something?

 

So Napa skips Shake's road posts too.

 

Do you want his cell number? I can arrange it for the right price.

[ShakeZuma 586]

guess you'll never know napa.

 

 

 

part of it's on his property. both before pictures, and the first two afters. well in the second after, his land is before the gate. and you can't really tell from the pictures, but a lot of those ruts run 6 to 12 inches. you have to have a full sized truck to get over them pretty much. and that has its advantages, keeping people out etc., but most everybody I know has cars and if I invite them over with a shitty road, that means I have to pick them up, and screw that.

 

plus if we didn't fix them, they'd only get worse. so we'd have to do something about it eventually anyways. figured I might as well do it before this big camping trip this weekend, especially since that friend with car situation is going on during this trip.