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Money talks Whiskers, money always talks.

 

Where's our resident hooker expert?

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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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So one thing that really bothers me when watching sports highlights, is when an obviously great play happens then the announcers blurt out, "well that's going to be on Top Plays" or "That'll be on plays of the week" It just ruins the moment making me think about ESPN and how crappy they are now.

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So one thing that really bothers me when watching sports highlights, is when an obviously great play happens then the announcers blurt out, "well that's going to be on Top Plays" or "That'll be on plays of the week" It just ruins the moment making me think about ESPN and how crappy they are now.

 

The thing I hate most about Top Plays on ESPN is that they are so often Top Moments. Hurray for the sick kid scoring an honorary TD in practice and all that, but it's not a great play. Chris Berman was the worst about this. When he did his Top Ten Plays of the Year, it would be stuff like Team X wins the championship. That's not a play, you tremendous faggot. I don't like Chris Berman.

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boom, lawyer just said that we can maintain/improve the right of way as long as it's in keeping with the purpose of the easement. said it would be tough to justify paving it but filling in ruts is fine. building a road bitches!

 

Too bad there's no one here with such qualifications who could have told you that.

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Dude should come here, we'd fix his falsely inflated ego in shit minute.

 

which one of these is worth purchasing?

 

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I was *ridiculously* drunk but nothing I said was wrong / regrettable.

 

Wait, I thought you were still trying to have sex with women?

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I get that SA groveled to the chicks beck and call, so I am wondering why anyone else is surprised. What I don't know is what the hell Shake is talking about. Dude, you don't have a road to your house? This just happened to come up after allt these years? I mean, I know that can't be true but damn I'm giggling like SA getting ready for a date with the Eskimo gal thinking about it... I mean, if he can get some gravel on the drive and fix the potholes maybe he could invite the gal over without having to walk a mile to the house... ha

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So where are the posts from Essay where he talks about what happened when he saw his lady friend?

 

Why would I post that? People wanna shit on me that's fine, but I'm not gonna open my mouth and ask for seconds.

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So where are the posts from Essay where he talks about what happened when he saw his lady friend?

 

Lemme see if I can help

 

"We met up, had dinner, she offered to pay cuz she's all cool and shit and a secretly great gal, but I paid anyway because I've been on a good run at the casino. After that, we went to a movie because that way, we wouldn't actually have to talk to each other for two hours. I walked her to her car, we kissed TWICE, even though Shake's creepy country grandmother opens her mouth more during kisses, but its good enough for me because hey, what else was I gonna do that night, roam the mall alone? Can't wait to hear from her again in 9 days."

 

 

Oooops, ol/dr'd. And even though I was shitting while typing that, I hope poor essay realizes that we aren't shitting on him. Making fun of him? Yep. Trying to help? Absolutely. Mean spirited shitting on? No

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Typical day in the Nati. Current Bengal in trouble, ex Bengal going to jail..

 

Ocho gets 30 days for slapping his lawyer on the ass for getting him off jail time but, in front of the judge. The courtroom busts out laughing. . Judge doesn't think it's funny, or that Chad is taking it serious and puts him in the pokie for 30 days.

 

Pacman, err. Adam Jones who has been mostly on the straight and narrow since he came to Cinti bitchslapped some broad at a bar downtown at 2AM. It kills me how they guys claim their kids are so important and how their lives have changed and they're still out hitting the bars at closing time... In fairness, it looks like these two were exchanging words and the chick dumps a beer on Pacman's face and he tagged her in the face so fast it's a blur...

 

http://www.espn1530.com/pages/hawkandfish.html?article=11374334

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Ocho gets 30 days for slapping his lawyer on the ass for getting him off jail time but, in front of the judge. The courtroom busts out laughing. . Judge doesn't think it's funny, or that Chad is taking it serious and puts him in the pokie for 30 days.

 

Judge should be fired. Or whatever it is you do to get rid of judges.

 

Chad Johnson lawyer butt-slap

 

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hey beans or anybody else that has knowledge of land/property legal stuff: my land (the 86 acres) is land locked, ie no state road access. there is a driveway leading to it though and it's been there for years, like over 50. the road is getting really rutty and I want to get some gravel to fill in the ruts. can I fill in the ruts on the road that I don't own? I know they can't block access, but what are my rights to maintain the access? assuming the owner doesn't want me filling in the ruts (he's kind of a jerk).

 

 

 

 

Ill share my thoughts on this even though none of my land requires an easement to access but many parcels around me do...

 

 

 

First off, if it were me, I would chat with the fellow before doing anything. Let it be known that youre a good ole boy never meanin no harm, etc, etc. Take a couple cases of beer along. One iced down and the other in the box. Different brands....one cheap and one expensive. If the guy is a drinker.... and who isnt in our states.... before leaving as him if he wants the premium stuff that someone left at your house. You dont care for the stuff. Peace offering ya know. Just be sure that it looks like its been sitting for a while. Sprinkle some dust on top of it from the vacuum cleaner.

 

 

 

Make it look like an afterthought instead of a bribe, ya know. I cover methods like these in my upcoming book, chapter nine. Conning Con Men...

 

 

 

Anyway, be nice and respectful and crap. Get to know the guy a little before blurting out what you want to do

 

 

 

Odds are strong he wont care doing it this way. Odds are just as strong he will become a full blown enemy if you just show up and do it. The vast majority of owners that have an easement through their property look at it as they are being forced by the legal system to share their land. Gives them an immediate grudge against all that us it and fight tooth and nail to deal misery over the least tiny detail....

 

 

 

 

What it comes down to is this... yeah, you may have a "legal" right to maintain the road. You even can upgrade it to accommodate that corvette or wide farm tractor to pass. But nothing can stop him from claiming that your actions harmed his surrounding property by doing so. Simply spreading crushed limestone on the road seems harmless, but if a heavy downpour washes said gravel onto his hayfield because a section of the road didnt have a proper ditch to divert the water you could end up in civil court defending yourself against a damaged hay bine cutter to the tone of several thousand bucks

 

 

 

 

Also refer to chapter five.... A Case of Beer is Worth a Pound of Cure

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