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hey loogie and other hip whitesters: the new vampire weekend is dope.

 

Did you see them on SNL and Jimmy Fallon this week? I didn't like the song they did on Fallon.

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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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Just cause I don't have sex doesn't mean I wouldn't be a good parent. Just means I won't ever get the chance to prove it. Damn now I'm sad. I'd like to have a son. Teach him how to throw a ball. Ride a bike. Not talk to girls.

 

I made no mention nor did i infer anything about your sex life, or lack thereof

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hey brv you need to edit your quote of me. I forgot when I posted.

 

 

but no, I didn't see them on fallon or snl. no tv. but the song I'm sure they played, step, is probably my favorite. it's been stuck in my head all day. that's why I brought it up.

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I saw them on SNL. I didnt have an opinion either way on the first song. It didnt annoy me or blow me away. It was meh. The 2nd one I remember being odd

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They've got my cell number on them. But now I'm wondering if I should have not so I could be like "here, let me write down my personal number". But I have the handwriting of a 12 year old so, maybe its not that impressive.

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Use the electronic mole chasers. They look like a dildo and use four d cell batteries. For a third of an acre you'll need probably four or six. Make sure you get the cap flush with the ground. I destroyed a few of mine with the mower deck. Batteries last about six months. Also measure from two stationary objects to the center of each one and stash the coordinates somewhere safe. I had to use a metal detector to find mine once. They work great. Runs the bastards over to the neighbors yard....

 

 

Currently preparing to hit the casino. In a particularly rowdy mood. Stay tuned to CNN for updates

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I liked their first album at first listen, and I really like their second one a lot. I've only listened to the new one once so far but it didn't really grab me, but I'll give it another shot for sure.

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yeah definitely give it another shot. I didn't even really like it on first listen. then did a second and it started growing on me and now I can't stop listening to it. one of those.

 

 

and beans, any advice for moles in a man sized yard? I'm thinking fire.

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I guess I shouldn't just shit and run. stuff I have acquired and liked recently:

 

 

!!! - thr!!!er

bat for lashes - the haunted man

bibio - mind bokeh

big star - #1 record (a classic!)

daughter - if you leave (getting fairly popular, might have heard it on the radiozz)

efterklang - piramida

fitz and the tantrums - more than just a dream

frightened rabbit - pedestrian verse

giraffage - needs

io echo - io echo

iron & wine - ghost on ghost

james blake - overgrown

junip - junip

kishi bashi - 151a

odesza - summer's gone

olafur arnalds - for now I am winter

phosphorescent - muchacho

small black - limits of desire

thao & the get down stay down - we the common

the mary onettes - hit the waves

the national - trouble will find me

thundercat - apocalypse

yeah yeah yeahs - mosquito

youth lagoon - wondrous bughouse

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Just cause I don't have sex doesn't mean I wouldn't be a good parent. Just means I won't ever get the chance to prove it. Damn now I'm sad. I'd like to have a son. Teach him how to throw a ball. Ride a bike. Not talk to girls.

 

hey, we could live together and adopt since neither of us is ever again going to have sex with a woman that doesn't involve a monetary quid pro quo. you would obviously be the mother in our little ensemble [please use the french pronunciation of "ensemble" to impart maximum condescension and snarkiness].

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Beans, pretty sure I have asked you this before, but we have moles and voles. How do I get rid of them? They have created a very intricate maze of tunnels under my new lawn. You put a hose in one end an water comes out 30 feet away.

 

Propane+Oxygen+ignition = no more gophers

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Propane+Oxygen+ignition = no more gophers

 

tilty, licensed to kill varmints by the government of the united nations...

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I guess I shouldn't just shit and run. stuff I have acquired and liked recently:

 

 

!!! - thr!!!er

bat for lashes - the haunted man

bibio - mind bokeh

big star - #1 record (a classic!)

daughter - if you leave (getting fairly popular, might have heard it on the radiozz)

efterklang - piramida

fitz and the tantrums - more than just a dream

frightened rabbit - pedestrian verse

giraffage - needs

io echo - io echo

iron & wine - ghost on ghost

james blake - overgrown

junip - junip

kishi bashi - 151a

odesza - summer's gone

olafur arnalds - for now I am winter

phosphorescent - muchacho

small black - limits of desire

thao & the get down stay down - we the common

the mary onettes - hit the waves

the national - trouble will find me

thundercat - apocalypse

yeah yeah yeahs - mosquito

youth lagoon - wondrous bughouse

 

this is actually quite helpful. I've got a needed downloading binge coming up since that vampire weekend is the only new thing I've gotten since I started listening to phosphorescent almost exclusively. and now that the national, surfer blood, wavves, and a few others I'm not thinking of right now have recently come out with new albums, the time is ripe. I love new summer music.

 

and man, I'm pretty hungover this morning, but nowhere near where I could be. I consciously slowed down drinking last night because I didn't want to be hungover today. I must be growing up. or becoming a pussy.

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I strained while pooping yesterday and felt it in my tooth surgery area. Weird. Guess you really arent supposed to strain after stitches

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Its a delicate balance napsy. I line drinking on an empty stomach because the booze gets me buzzed at a human pace. If i eat first, i'll get full before buzzed.

 

I kind of learned that I have a few to get me rolling, then order the food and try to keep the booze flowing a little. But sometimes, I get lost and forget to order the food and keep drinking, then am a mess at the end of the night

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