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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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lot lizards

 

I had to look this up. I can't believe people do this for a living. I would rather subject my living body to medical experiments... and I'm not joking.

 

Normal people are disgusting. I can't even imagine how terrible truckers are.

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No, but seriously. Why did Thera start talking about TB out of the blue. Did I miss a page or something?

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Brvy don't you remember that IASIP episode where they go to Atlantic city and Charlie and Dennis hitch a ride with Tom Sizemore, the trucker. He calls them lot lizards and asks them to treat him like a mail box, you open the slot and stick in whatever you like. Great episode.

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Brvy don't you remember that IASIP episode where they go to Atlantic city and Charlie and Dennis hitch a ride with Tom Sizemore, the trucker. He calls them lot lizards and asks them to treat him like a mail box, you open the slot and stick in whatever you like. Great episode.

 

I love that episode. The eagle carrying the bunny away had me laughing so hard.

 

Also the two Phillies stuff was great.

 

I even remember Sizemore saying that, but I guess it didn't register, because nothing clicked when Hank said it.

 

 

 

BTW, I liked your post about me being a detective... because even though I still don't get it, I'm wise on the fact that I probably should. sigh.

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I have no idea why I'm being called a detective, moron or what any of this discussion is about.

 

More importantly, i dont care. Not even a little.

 

I care the same about this as essay does about being a man and Shake does about being fiscally responsible

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So I go to see iron man 3 last night at 930 and this big fat black lady sits in my row and she's got a little girl with her, couldn't have been over 10 years old. Now why in the hell are you bringing a child to this movie at 930 on a Thursday? First I don't know if this movie is appropriate for a child that young, both language, subject matter and simple duration wise. Second children need sleep and routine and this is not good parenting. Obviously the kid was bored the whole time, talking, playing on a phone, and generally annoying me. But in not mad at the kid, I'm mad at this retard parent. I wanted to say something, but I didn't because I was afraid it would come off racist and black people in general scare me.

 

Movie was good though I liked it.

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Just cause I don't have sex doesn't mean I wouldn't be a good parent. Just means I won't ever get the chance to prove it. Damn now I'm sad. I'd like to have a son. Teach him how to throw a ball. Ride a bike. Not talk to girls.

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Beans, pretty sure I have asked you this before, but we have moles and voles. How do I get rid of them? They have created a very intricate maze of tunnels under my new lawn. You put a hose in one end an water comes out 30 feet away.

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So I go to see iron man 3 last night at 930 and this big fat black lady sits in my row and she's got a little girl with her, couldn't have been over 10 years old. Now why in the hell are you bringing a child to this movie at 930 on a Thursday? First I don't know if this movie is appropriate for a child that young, both language, subject matter and simple duration wise. Second children need sleep and routine and this is not good parenting. Obviously the kid was bored the whole time, talking, playing on a phone, and generally annoying me. But in not mad at the kid, I'm mad at this retard parent. I wanted to say something, but I didn't because I was afraid it would come off racist and black people in general scare me.

 

Movie was good though I liked it.

 

10 seems ok for that Movie. The time that it was at is probably the bigger issue at hand.

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the new vampire weekend is dope.

 

I've heard that. They sounded good on SNL.

 

Also, they're playing a concert tonight in the hall attached to the building where I work. It's sold out. No tickets were sold to me.

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