JubilantLankyLad 1,960 Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 I don't remember you asking our advice on whether you should own this land. He probably really wanted it, and was afraid we'd advise him to get it. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 683 Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 I hope Ender just crushes next year. Is that really his nickname? Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,238 Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 I'm assuming Essay is home jerking it? Sex with a girl or top recruit? Link to post Share on other sites
NickCave 194 Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Is that really his nickname? No, but at the same time, how can it not be? Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 683 Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 I'm down for the cause. Link to post Share on other sites
NickCave 194 Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Sex with a girl or top recruit? If you're asking which is preferable, I take the jetpack recruit every time. So much more long term pleasure. I'm down for the cause. We just need to recruit an ESPN headline writer. What would be the best? If he threw a crushing dunk over some French guy or some Slav and the headline under the picture was XENOCIDE? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 683 Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 I thought Ron was talking about sex with the top recruit. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
NickCave 194 Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 I thought Ron was talking about sex with the top recruit. My answer and reasoning remain unchanged. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,238 Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Sorry, I was rushed. Would essay rather have sex with a girl or have KU get a prized recruit I fear I already know the answer My mouth is still sore. Not from any type of sex. Getting worried. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 683 Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Looks like your blowjob career is coming to a head. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 spacefox. never once did I say anything resembling that. you literally just picked two random words, didn't you? Not completely random, no. I really feel like this is TSF's year. I know I'm totally alone on this, but I've never really understood why top ranking recuits go to powerhouse schools. At a powerhouse, they are just one of many. If they went to a lesser school, then they would be a god forever at that school. They wouldn't have to pay for anything, and they would always have a job, even once they go bankrupt from wasting all their NBA money. If they go to a lesser school there's a lesser chance that they'll have all that NBA money to waste. Looks like your blowjob career is coming to a head. It was really more of a hobby. Link to post Share on other sites
Roll the Bones 74 Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 I liked this kids reasoning on picking the school. The others wanted him to go to summer school to qualify for admitance and Kansas gave a big "lol" to the idea that he would have to attend and classes. The kid said he's just going to college for a year because he has to before turning pro. I saw a surprising stat the other day listing the highest paid public employees in each state and it was almost universally athletic coaches. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,047 Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 This is the best thing I've read since I started ****ing around here. But take that with a grain of salt. I'm pretty drunk. This guy drinks a lot. I miss it. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,387 Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Sex one time or a recurring thing? Link to post Share on other sites
NickCave 194 Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 I liked this kids reasoning on picking the school. The others wanted him to go to summer school to qualify for admitance and Kansas gave a big "lol" to the idea that he would have to attend and classes. The kid said he's just going to college for a year because he has to before turning pro. I saw a surprising stat the other day listing the highest paid public employees in each state and it was almost universally athletic coaches. Huh? Are you saying Wiggins chose KU because UK and F$U were going to hold him to some kind of rigorous academic standard? Or... any academic standard? At all? Free Shoes University is legendary for giving precisely zero shits about the academic performance of, well, anyone. Link to post Share on other sites
Roll the Bones 74 Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Huh? Are you saying Wiggins chose KU because UK and F$U were going to hold him to some kind of rigorous academic standard? Or... any academic standard? At all? Free Shoes University is legendary for giving precisely zero shits about the academic performance of, well, anyone. Settle down, just summer school but obviously he'd be an idiot to have to accept that rigorous standard! Priorities! Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 683 Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 I saw a surprising stat the other day listing the highest paid public employees in each state and it was almost universally athletic coaches. Link to post Share on other sites
Roll the Bones 74 Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 When you get older it's amazing how you can come up with all kinds of idiotic problems to stress your life, you know, like area rugs. I mean, wtf? Hell, I would just run to the nearest place and grab something that I thought looked halfway decent or cool, was extremely cheap because you know, you ****ing walk on it and that was that. Give me an hour and I could have a goddam rug. But Noooooo!!!!!!!!! I have spent hours online looking which is the first curse of the internet, "shopping". I went to stores to look at the actual rug and died laughing they were so ugly and looked nothing like the picture. She has had me all over town to dozens of places hauling heavy ass huge rugs too and fro with me claiming the whole time they wouldn't work. This was all in between bouts of her tears from the echo and how she hates the house after we spent all this money. I swear to ****ing Thor I was gonna drink a bottle of Skotch and run off to Arkansas and hide in beans shed for a year till this blew over. But, I finally convinced her to let me make a choice. It is basically a black rug, persian kinda thing. It was perfect and looks great and she is now happy, other than the fact I picked it out. Then I find out it's a goddam $3000 rug. (on sale for $2500 ugh) WTF!! Apparently they don't make many black rugs, especially good quality and wool, because of tradition, stupidity or something. The Rug Studio fancy pantsy place irons a lable on the back so you can't find out the manufacturer and you know, shop them on the internet. The bastards. So now I have spent 94.5 hours on the internet looking for this goddam rug. It's slow and tedious work. But I found it! I found the brand, the make the model the super secret code etc.! But I can't find it any cheaper anywhere. No where. Nada. GODDAMAITTT Link to post Share on other sites
NickCave 194 Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Settle down, just summer school but obviously he'd be an idiot to have to accept that rigorous standard! Priorities! What I'm saying is, no, at no point did two of the schools say, "You MUST go to summer school to play here," whereas Kansas was like, "Nah." Didn't happen. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 683 Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Settle down, just summer school but obviously he'd be an idiot to have to accept that rigorous standard! Priorities! I'm still not really sure what you're getting at. It's dumb that he even has to go to school anyway. Every single NBA team would be throwing millions of dollars at him if they could. Link to post Share on other sites
NickCave 194 Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 I'm still not really sure what you're getting at. It's dumb that he even has to go to school anyway. Every single NBA team would be throwing millions of dollars at him if they could. I think, maybe, he's referring to the fact that Ender wanted to play for Team Canada this summer instead of enrolling early. No coach was going to object to that, ever, for any number of reasons, but I bet there have been a few retarded "Will Summer School Affect Wiggins' Decision?!?!" articles written. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 683 Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 When you get older it's amazing how you can come up with all kinds of idiotic problems to stress your life, you know, like area rugs. I mean, wtf? Hell, I would just run to the nearest place and grab something that I thought looked halfway decent or cool, was extremely cheap because you know, you ****ing walk on it and that was that. Give me an hour and I could have a goddam rug. But Noooooo!!!!!!!!! I have spent hours online looking which is the first curse of the internet, "shopping". I went to stores to look at the actual rug and died laughing they were so ugly and looked nothing like the picture. She has had me all over town to dozens of places hauling heavy ass huge rugs too and fro with me claiming the whole time they wouldn't work. This was all in between bouts of her tears from the echo and how she hates the house after we spent all this money. I swear to ****ing Thor I was gonna drink a bottle of Skotch and run off to Arkansas and hide in beans shed for a year till this blew over. But, I finally convinced her to let me make a choice. It is basically a black rug, persian kinda thing. It was perfect and looks great and she is now happy, other than the fact I picked it out. Then I find out it's a goddam $3000 rug. (on sale for $2500 ugh) WTF!! Apparently they don't make many black rugs, especially good quality and wool, because of tradition, stupidity or something. The Rug Studio fancy pantsy place irons a lable on the back so you can't find out the manufacturer and you know, shop them on the internet. The bastards. So now I have spent 94.5 hours on the internet looking for this goddam rug. It's slow and tedious work. But I found it! I found the brand, the make the model the super secret code etc.! But I can't find it any cheaper anywhere. No where. Nada. GODDAMAITTT 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Quacktastic 106 Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 I believe that is what we would call the opposite of liking a post. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,238 Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Sex one time or a recurring thing? One week, full access to all of her holes. Recruit stays one year guaranteed. Two weeks, two years So on and so forth. The longevity of the recruits stay at your school in no way promises returns Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,238 Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Would this even be a question for anyone else, any teams? Do we have any other super fans? I don't think Napa cares enough, he'll take the sex, beer and an ISU loss any day Whiskers, Lebron to the Lakers or you get sex with your celebrity dream girl. Only sex for a night. One date, sex afterwards, round 2 if she's up for it. Morning send off if you were good. The girl or Lebron on the Lake Show next year? One year This is a bad hypo cuz Whiskers gets his and he really likes the Lakers Link to post Share on other sites
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