I Called In Sick Today

[InternetExplorer 2,620]

some coworkers went to the royals game. don't know if I'm going to start doing that as a thing this season. probs not.

[Ron_Mexico 4,238]

There is a table of breezys across the way. Too bad I'm super ugly.

 

Too bad you call women breezys. Pretty sure that's hindering your vag getting more than your looks

 

Black guy here with doucher guy. I want to be friends with the black guy. His commentary on this game is awesome. I just ordered a club. Royals/Yankees on the other tv. We could have been there essay. Wish you ****s would show up here. Hell id settle for the new guy.

 

Wish I could be there for ya buddy. Yanks and Heat, two of my favs.

 

Bartender is a he? Ughh, the worst. I have a buddy or two that tends bar.

[Ron_Mexico 4,238]

some coworkers went to the royals game. don't know if I'm going to start doing that as a thing this season. probs not.

think if you stopped gaming and internetting for 2 months every day after work and made an effort to go out twice or three times a week, you might find a new circle of people that are social. Would the thought of that bum you out? Do you find reasons to dislike people? (I think I do that) You live where you went to high school and college, right? And you're close to Suited? Why don't you guys do dinner, movie, casino, a bar for a game, something? Lets make this shit work

 

[Napa Lite 3,281]

I like dude bartenders more than chicks. Not like I have a chance with the hot chicks anyways and the dudes usually work harder because they know they actually have to be good at their job to get a tip.

 

And I don't actually call them breezys. I'm pretty sure my insecurity about my non Strat sized dong has more to do with that than anything.

 

This club is ok but it doesn't have the sour dough bread I was promised.

[Ron_Mexico 4,238]

I take your point but I'm usually out for the eye candy. People watching. If I'm at a football Sunday and I get a waiter over a cute waitress, I'd be irritated.

 

Do I think I could bang the cute server or bartender? Not likely, but there is always a chance. That's how I think. Make her laugh then take it from there. Naive? Maybe

 

I wouldn't want an awful server no matter how cute she is

[Napa Lite 3,281]

Well obviously id take the chick bartender over the dude bartender if all things equal except they almost never are. And I'm not the type to chat them up just to chat them up. Just get me a drink when you see my current one getting low. And serve me before other people.

[Ron_Mexico 4,238]

Chauvinist. And you should chat up the women. Swing the bat, what do you have to lose? Chat em up by just having a quip or town when you interact. I'm not saying to awkwardly occupying their time. It's like I'm talking to my sister's kids, you nerve rackin sonsabitches.

[Napa Lite 3,281]

WELL WHAT DO YOU EXPECT UNCLE RON?!

 

I'm just not capable of that, Uncle Ronnie. I get super anxious and my mind just blanks and I can't talk to people.

[Ron_Mexico 4,238]

If I was your uncle, I woulda molested you, for your own good

 

 

They are only women. And probably dumber than you. Stop putting the pussy on a pedestal

[Essay21 2,387]

Pissy belongs on a pedestal. It's the best.

[Essay21 2,387]

I'm drunk as shit.

[iClint 61]

I can't talk to dudes either Ronnie McNugsNugs. I've got a slight buzz. 6 tall boy bud lights at the bar and two home brews of a coworker at work. I only know how many I drank because I looked at my tab when I paid.

[Ron_Mexico 4,238]

I'm drunk as shit.

 

Finally. Text the girl that you want to fck

 

I can't talk to dudes either Ronnie McNugsNugs. I've got a slight buzz. 6 tall boy bud lights at the bar and two home brews of a coworker at work. I only know how many I drank because I looked at my tab when I paid.

 

Even buzzed you won't randomly talk to someone? Fag

[runthemover 40]

professional coders have written tools to address big, common, generic problems. smaller clients do stuff like send in reports from their own weird systems, which need to have the sign switched on this line, or this line converted from USD to CAD, or whatever else done to be able to book it in our system. I am the glue that brings together five generic tools to automate a booking process that was previously taking x hours to complete per day.

 

the truth is, not every company has a use for me. maybe lots of them do and just don't know it.

 

Do you guys have SAS licenses? you should convince your company to get you trained in SAS. then you become more than just a specialist. they're using you. you use them too.

[ShakeZuma 586]

I really don't understand why anybody ever talks to anybody. it's just so useless. only bad things come. don't listen to ron guys. lots of rejection.

[InternetExplorer 2,620]

Do you guys have SAS licenses? you should convince your company to get you trained in SAS. then you become more than just a specialist. they're using you. you use them too.

not a chance they'd go for that. if I was interested in that, and I guess I kinda am, I would probably just pirate SAS, no?

 

I imagine it costs $1500+

[Ron_Mexico 4,238]

Hey everyone, shake drank and drove again. Such a little bitch, that guy. Don't let the chainsaw, cigarettes and guns fool ya, he's no man. I mean, he's more manly than me, but what's that really saying?

 

 

[ShakeZuma 586]

how do you know I didn't sit here and drink by myself all night huh ass? well it's because I would have been posting here the whole time BUT STILL GO FUCK YOURSELF.

 

 

but no really I'm less of a man than anybody I've ever known. including all women. totally worthless. ok I'm taking a sleeping pill and going to bed. f this s.

[InternetExplorer 2,620]

think if you stopped gaming and internetting for 2 months every day after work and made an effort to go out twice or three times a week, you might find a new circle of people that are social. Would the thought of that bum you out? Do you find reasons to dislike people? (I think I do that) You live where you went to high school and college, right? And you're close to Suited? Why don't you guys do dinner, movie, casino, a bar for a game, something? Lets make this shit work

probably could make some kind of a social life happen with the age group that works at my company. in this specific case, not a chance I would ever go. one of the guys involved is just ridiculously threatened by me. ambitious dude inexplicably working for the company where career hopes go to die.

[Ron_Mexico 4,238]

Why is he threatened by you? If he is, manipulate that mofo.

 

Shake, sorry I was right.

 

Watching CSL right now. My lips are ARGH ARGH ARGH....sealed. That blond did have a huge rack.

 

Shake, I support your shenanigans. I killed my American Honey. And one OBP2. Heat won. I got nothing else. Mouth is still sore a bit

[Ron_Mexico 4,238]

Tilty, tell these kids, with age comes "dontgiveafcks". Gotta use that shit. Talk to bitches.

 

 

Also, you dropped a huge ball. Your wife was gaggin for a 3some. Sorry you missed out.

[Ron_Mexico 4,238]

1am. Still up. Who's old now, bitch?

 

I am, cuz I have to pee

[iTommyGavin81 289]

Lol east coast. I'm still up even though I have to be up in 5 hours to go work a 48 hour shift. I'm stupid. But at least I got some.

[brvheart 1,768]

and I need 2 tickets

 

the lady gets to read or whatever. We leave

 

Oh. Oh right. Two tickets because of the lady. At first, I was thinking it was another reason.

 

Watching CSL right now.

 

What the ****, dude? Do you watch that movie like 3 times a week!?

[Ron_Mexico 4,238]

Ahhh, lose some weight and start making fat jokes. I see, I see

 

 

And if there is nothing else on and i dont feel like starting something on the DVR, yes