NickCave 194 Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 I don't go into measurement specifics because I am probably meeting some of these people someday and I feel like that would be awkward. Sure, because nothing makes things less awkward for potential anonymous meetups than, "My dick is big, but not toooo biiiiig! I'LL NEVER TELL." Or the phrase, "I don't go into measurement specifics because I am probably meeting some of these people someday." I respect your privacy, but under these pretenses, the notion of awkwardness aversion is hilarious. New answer: 8"x7". Hog city. Edit: I... am probably out of line. The size of this guy's penis is, I can't believe I'm saying this, obviously not my business. I'm sorry for, I can't believe I'm saying this, speculating as to how gigantic your wang is. It's quite obviously inappropriate. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,238 Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 The last thing mexi-melt took serious was that joke about his calves being small. And then he punched strat in his massive dong Wait, someone picked on my calves? THAT'S crossing the line. My calves are decent. One of my best friends here in WI is a dentist. He tells everyone to floss, but he doesn't. I haven't had a cavity since I had my baby teeth. also, I'm down 70 since Feb 25th. Eff you on the teeth But seriously, that really is awesome Brv, good for you. The discipline it takes to do all that really is something. You too Strat, although if you did even a little cardio, you wouldn't have had to suffer as much to do it. Congrats though Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,238 Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 Don't leave us in suspense. I HAVE TO KNOW We went to a nice seafood dinner Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,238 Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 Sure, because nothing makes things less awkward for potential anonymous meetups than, "My dick is big, but not toooo biiiiig! I'LL NEVER TELL." Or the phrase, "I don't go into measurement specifics because I am probably meeting some of these people someday." I respect your privacy, but under these pretenses, the notion of awkwardness aversion is hilarious. New answer: 8"x7". Hog city. I respect Strats quirks, but his logic is flawed. It's not like if I were at a bar having a few with him, I wouldn't mention his enormously pleasing dong to the waitress because I didnt know exactly how big it was. It would definitely get worked into the conversation. Something like, this guy's dick is so big, it gives him lower back problems. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,047 Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 Thankfully, your best material doesn't come out at 7:30 AM. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,238 Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 Yeah, well, I hope your son is....is....unathletic BOOM ROASTED Missed again, didnt I? Dangit Oh well. Maybe I'll empty my clip and haves nap. Those 2 hydrocodone pills kicked in a little. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,620 Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 new guy, you don't have to worry about pissing me off. I am always pissed off at everyone no matter what. I used the scale this morning to see where I am. said "still got it" as I walked past my mom, then stopped for a second, corrected myself, "still DON'T got it" I briefly lifted weights and stuff but I end up overdoing it and worrying that I'm hurting my shoulder. get a mild pain, almost like stinging, whenever I lift over the course of several days. I never get that with push-ups, so maybe I should switch to just doing push-ups according to some sort of routine. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,620 Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 yeah, reading over his points, the new dude is right. I'm like 7.5-8 depending on how you want to hold the ruler. no idea on the other measurement and I'm not going to seek out a piece of string to sate your curiosity. the dudes saying you pick up length with weight loss are right. I wonder how I do against naked cowboy? probably not well. I don't mind it though. Link to post Share on other sites
NickCave 194 Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 EDIT: NEVERMIND EDIT2: Good for you, bro. Nice penis. High five. EDIT3: I'm gonna lose like 200 pounds, you guys 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,387 Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 yeah, reading over his points, the new dude is right. I'm like 7.5-8 depending on how you want to hold the ruler. 5 Link to post Share on other sites
NickCave 194 Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 Happy Pete Carroll, you guys. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,387 Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 Now we need to get into why Strat is the way he is. I mean the thing ruining my confidence is my 5x3.5. If this guy is going 8x7 he should be out there offering it to any woman he sees. Link to post Share on other sites
NickCave 194 Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 Now we need to get into why Strat is the way he is. I mean the thing ruining my confidence is my 5x3.5. If this guy is going 8x7 he should be out there offering it to any woman he sees. If I were even 7x6 I'd spend every penny I have on flat front Calvin Kleins. "Why, yes, I AM wearing a 2XL Rashaan Salaam jersey tucked into a pair of flat front slacks. WHAT DO YOU THINK, WHORE?" Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,620 Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 the thing ruining suited's confidence is an ******* girl, not his measurements. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,620 Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 the kind of girl I want to date would not be impressed with an upfront type. like, I'm a chronic under seller in everything else, why should this be any different? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
NickCave 194 Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 the kind of girl I want to date would not be impressed with an upfront type. like, I'm a chronic under seller in everything else, why should this be any different? Because you have a monster hog. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,387 Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 It's more about being able to keep them COMING back for more. And you got that covered. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 766 Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 strat having a big dick is like a blind guy owning a ferrari enzo 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,238 Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 Like a one armed guy owning a top of the line chainsaw Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 766 Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 good thing I got SMITH... :flexes:... AND WESSON 1 Link to post Share on other sites
NickCave 194 Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 If I found out a buddy of mine was rocking a Hoggmeiser, I'd be pretty happy for him. I think everyone should be pumped. InternetExplorer's thunderous wang is cause for celebration, you guys Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,387 Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 If you think we're happy for the good fortune of others you don't know us at all. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
NickCave 194 Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 If you think we're happy for the good fortune of others you don't know us at all. Having a monster peen is different, though. I want to be perfectly clear that I have no problem with schadenfreude, but when it turns out your boy can make balloon animals out of his organ, it's time to give him an ovation and persuade him to toss it at ever slizzbag on the planet. Be like Stellan Skarsgaard in Good Will Hunting Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,387 Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 That's it for today new guy. If you're still here next week we can talk again. Hey Ronny, you read that article on grant land about going to a marlins game? It was a good piece. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,768 Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 When the **** did Grantland hire Wesley Morris!? Where have I been!? Link to post Share on other sites
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