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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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Ya doing some advance scouting for them.

 

What's the roster look like here these days?

 

Everyone is still here except Wang is still gone, and Speedz only posts a couple times a month.

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Oh crap. I few very clear, very close-up photos of the leg are emerging. The bone is a good 6 inches out of his leg. Sick.

 

 

The guy fainting on the bench works too.

 

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I got them both!!!

 

I used to have charolais so I get it!!

 

And this chick was actually better looking than the nose.

 

 

 

Congratulations, sir... on two of them, that is

 

 

Ever go to the grocery store to pick up 1 or 2 things real quick only to stay in there much longer than necessary because of all the hotties shopping at the same time?

 

Yeah, me neither.

 

 

 

I set off the alarm in Sears once stalking staggering around behind one. Lost her when I went back to pay for the wrench

 

 

 

an icewater bath to arrest the cooking.

 

 

 

 

Fist thing I do after passing out at Mandalays pool every summer...

 

 

 

Ice bath a steak?

 

 

 

My ears are perked as well

 

 

 

Seals in the juices.

 

 

 

Now I have a legitimate excuse the next time I drop someones steak on the ground and wash it off in the beer cooler...

 

 

 

IM SEALIN IN THE JUICES DAMMIT... LEAVE ME ALONE!"

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Holy crap, really? Do they not have the bandit barriers on the teller line? Thats the glass that divides them from the clients

 

If its happening once a quarter, thats the corporation not doing their job and protecting their employees. Hire and armed guard, pay for a police car to sit in the lot. Something

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Haha, yeah. It's actually a credit union and I spoke to soon. One of their other branches gets robbed all the time. This one is in a fed building which has armed guards and all that jazz. I'll have to worry when we go to the other branch to do cash counts. But for now I'm safe. Probably all that praying you guys did for me.

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You should play "got your nose!" with her.

 

 

On second thought, maybe not. Too obvious.

Her nose, I mean.

 

Play "Ice cube in your cleavage!"

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You missed?

 

All of this was amazing.

 

 

NOBODY thinks that was a clean "baseball play". Talk about being a homer.

 

It was a normal baseball play that shouldn't be allowed, but it is, so it's not dirty.

 

 

whiskers! gif! stat!

 

FUCK. NO.

 

In fact, let's just never speak of it again.

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You want to know what saying I don't understand?

 

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink.

 

I mean this is used when someone won't follow instructions or do what needs to be done despite you guiding them, right? But every time I've ever seen a horse near water that horse drinks every time. The horse always drinks the water. So I don't get this saying. And I don't like when people use it.

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Funny you pick that particular expression.

 

Lemme put it this way, you know when I, Whiskers, Ocho, JLL and others gave you suggestions on how to move forward with your lady, yet you did none of it and months later, you're still in the same place?

 

Yeah, that pretty much encapsulates the expression

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I hate April Fools. FB and even twitter are littered with BS. I mean, if you can't believe what you read on the internet, what can you believe?

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Still no soda. Nothing but water so far today. About 100oz

 

I can feel a twinge of a headache forming. We shall see. Still gotta do some cardio and light lifting today. Very light. Its been a while.

 

These updates will not continue because I know its boring and useless

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Keep the updates coming Ronny. I want to know how you're doing. I'm try to give up soda as well. Or at least cut way down. So we can support each other like Internet jock straps.

 

 

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