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I can kill 3 liters in a good day. Doin that for a while. I'm overweight. Never passed out or had heart issues. Your friend is a pussy

 

And whiskers, yes I did say that. I love diet sodas that much.

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3 liters of any kind of soda can only be terrible. Nothing good can come from it.

 

Of course my brother-in-law drank 3.1 gallons of Mt. Dew per day in college... and he's somehow still alive.

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I'm at like five cans of soda a week and I feel terrible about it. Never diet. Never, ever diet.

 

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That is pretty much all I drink. I almost never have soda. If I want something that is not water (or booze) it's like a propel. Sometimes I will ad MIO to my water, but that has aspartame (i think, or maybe splenda) in it, so i try to limit it. I also drink coffee in the morning.

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Exaggeration must run in the family...

 

He was an engineer and had a spreadsheet and everything... so you know it's real.

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So does anybody just drink water?

 

I drink water at work, but when I'm home it's always tea.

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He only drinks Diet Coke with his McNuggets.

 

Heh. reminds me of how often I've seen women drink a diet Coke with a Snickers bar for lunch. If you're going to eat a Snickers bar for lunch you might as well drink soda that tastes good.

 

So does anybody just drink water?

 

I don't much like water. Too boring. Once in a while I'll drink a bottled water if it's really well chilled. Or when I realize I've had nothing but coffee and Pepsi to drink for the last week. My wife used to drink the shit out of Diet Pepsi but she got off it a few years ago and now drinks nothing but ice water or ice tea during the day.

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I actually prefer the taste of Coke Zero to any other full sugar soda. True story. And regular coke is too sugary strong for me. Years of diet soda drinking I guess.

 

My soda intake can be a 12pz can on a ride to work. My version of coffee. A 1.25L of Coke Zero for lunch, another with dinner, and while at work, i'll also kill 1.5L of water.

 

I can do two of the biggest big gulp sodas while at work and not even sweat it. I know I drink too much of it, but its more habit than anything right now. Thats what April is about. Hopefullly break te habit abd get back to moderation

 

Thera feels about about his soda intake. But the 12 full calorie alcohol drinks a weekend dont faze him.

 

That wa my point earlier. I dont smoke, dont do drugs, drink one a week or every other week (to excess) so I'll take my soda. If you told me I could live to 78 without soda but till 75 with it. I'll take 75. Call me at 70, I may change that opinion.

 

I just need to lose a buncha weight and then see if I can be normal sized and still drink my Coke Zero. That would be epic

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Did you google that? Because I did figuring you had to be off. Turns out a snickers bar has 296 calories. Nice work.

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If you're going to have 300 calories, might as well have 500.

 

See, I disagree. Cut where you can.

 

Drinking a Sam Adams seasonal right now while at The Wing House. Its our more R rated Hooters. I actually thiought I ordered a Yuengling or Shock Top and something was off about it

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Did you google that? Because I did figuring you had to be off. Turns out a snickers bar has 296 calories. Nice work.

 

ol/dr'd

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Did you google that? Because I did figuring you had to be off. Turns out a snickers bar has 296 calories. Nice work.

 

Whiskers can still surprise you? If you woulda said that he was only 5 calories off, I wouldnt have been surprised. RainWhiskers remembers all, and what he doesnt remember, he's a master of the internet

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See, I disagree. Cut where you can.

 

Drinking a Sam Adams seasonal right now while at The Wing House. Its our more R rated Hooters. I actually thiought I ordered a Yuengling or Shock Top and something was off about it

 

Pretty sure he was making fun of me for suggesting that if you're going to eat a candy bar for lunch that you might as well drink real soda.

 

My wife can't drink regular soda either. Says the same thing about it being way too sweet. I agree with Essay. Diet soda tastes like his ass.

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