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but see that's the whole point because I was gonna call him stratso but then I was like no he's not fat anymore he's actually really skinny so what would I call OH YEAH STRATOREXIC SCORE

 

Yeah, I got it. That's why I...whatever.

 

I have a million food options in this city and all I want is Chipotle and some cheetos. But I guess in a few hours after a few beers I'll manage to find something else.

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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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So we're supposed to judge her based on the known fact that IE still has feelings for her even though he's repeatedly said he doesn't?

 

If he's telling her stuff about the girls in his life, then she gets to tell him about the guys in her life. How is his spooning different than her drunken sleeping, when neither one of them did anything? I don't understand the distinctions you guys are making between the two of them.

 

 

 

How do we know that, with LG I mean? Her e-mail was obviously vague since you don't think she did anything and I assumed she did but, meh.

 

Good luck strat. I really never had a problem with LG and liked her when she was here. Just seems she's been inconsiderate towards you to me.

 

But you're strat so I'm sure we don't have the whole story.

 

 

Nooooo, he's not going to die. But I might, since there's no tv where I'm staying so I can't watch.

 

Long commute from shakes house to NYC isn't it?

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Man, I really want a Gatorade and a snack but the vending machines are next to the front desk and the front desk guy saw me leave the workout room so I feel like he'll be judging me for working out and then eating shit food.

 

Went. He was away. Also, even though I would have rather had a Reese's I went twix because it was .50 compared to 1.00 everything else. It's this crazy loophole in the system that the wrong guy discovered.

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I don't understand why everyone is giving strat the wrong advice.

 

To me, when a girl invites me to stay at her house, unless she is married (and maybe even then) it is effectively an invitation into her panties. Especially when I've been in them before. Especially when getting to her involves crossing an ocean.

 

Humor her and pretend you have no feelings for her until then (she's testing you to see if you can do this, no self-respecting modern woman can admit to herself that she's arranging a cross-atlantic booty call), and then once you're there, laaaay the ol' pipe.

 

Seems pretty simple. Sheesh.

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I don't understand why everyone is giving strat the wrong advice.

 

To me, when a girl invites me to stay at her house, unless she is married (and maybe even then) it is effectively an invitation into her panties. Especially when I've been in them before. Especially when getting to her involves crossing an ocean.

 

Humor her and pretend you have no feelings for her until then (she's testing you to see if you can do this, no self-respecting modern woman can admit to herself that she's arranging a cross-atlantic booty call), and then once you're there, laaaay the ol' pipe.

 

Seems pretty simple. Sheesh.

 

All of that makes perfect sense.

 

Until you read strats posts on the subject over the last few months.

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i don't know man, she seems like the exact type broad that would invite a guy to fky across the ocean, get drunk with him and then turn him down when he makes a move because she doesn't want to ruin the friendship. god i hate this bitch.

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I just want it all to go away. I can even make a Peter filter for my gmail account if she insists on sending me these laugh out loud stories. I just don't need her angry at me right now.

 

i can't tell you how often my peter filter breaking down has gotten me into some jams.

 

Maybe I'm wrong to call it a bank

 

about fucking time.

 

I'm booked to fly to London in a month.

 

she is being nice to host me and everything which is why I am not in here calling her a bad person. she's not a bad person. I just don't think she is aware of what she was doing with that email. which is fine. I don't care and I just want it to go away. I'd rather not have to cancel the trip.

 

secretive strat is secretive.

 

eventually I'll work with the right person and get a shot at something more substantial.

http://youtu.be/wdYPxFMhEkE

 

This isn't the movies, people don't stay friends. And any attempt to do so is asking for trouble. She knows he will always want more, no matter how impossible, so remaining in contact with him is pure attention whoring. Pure using him, as Ron would say, as an emotional tampon. I been there on strats side and they know. Some are smart enough to pretend they don't And be somewhat beliveable, but they all know. So **** her. That's what I say.

 

ahem.

Strat, I think your read was good and reaction was correct fwiw. I've been in a lot of those situations where a girl wants to unload about the crappy guy she was dating to me, all the while willfully refusing to see what was in front of her. For the most part, I wouldn't buck up and tell them to quit using me as their emotional tampon. The willingness to do that across the board didn't come until later in my life.

 

Man, I really want a Gatorade and a snack but the vending machines are next to the front desk and the front desk guy saw me leave the workout room so I feel like he'll be judging me for working out and then eating shit food.

 

Went. He was away. Also, even though I would have rather had a Reese's I went twix because it was .50 compared to 1.00 everything else. It's this crazy loophole in the system that the wrong guy discovered.

 

THEY'RE ALL TWIX!

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i can't tell you how often my peter filter breaking down has gotten me into some jams.

about fucking time.

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THEY'RE ALL TWIX!

 

I enjoyed all of these.

 

Oh yeah strat's posts are bound to clear things up.

 

haha

 

 

boy napa, you really do worry about things more than anybody I know of. I mean I know you're just verbalizing (textualizing?) your inner monologue that everybody has but damn son. I think you're more self conscious than me and that's pretty terrible. maybe start doing drugs?

 

 

think I'm finally getting over this cold. though I say finally like it's been forever and it's only been 2 days, but still. I hate being sick. it's just stupid. keeps me from working out and therefore I get fat and then feel even worse. probably put on 5 pounds this week. at least that's what it feels like. shit.

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oh and I have a question for beans/brv/whoever: remember my car rim that I scrapped up while high on cold medicine at the BEACH? well I decided to research prices, and most of the new ones seem to be in the 250 - 300 range. however, I found this one on this site here and it's only $135. however, the condition lists it as "refinished." I mean I certainly don't have to have a new one, and as a matter of fact, a used one would be better since it would match the wear on my other wheels, but am I rolling the dice with this refinished one? I don't want to buy it and it have the same scratches that mine already has or find out that it was made in zimbabwe to fit handa accorls or something. thoughts?

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I'm sure it'll be fine.

 

Thank GOD the new psych episode is online. And I'm on vacation, if you can call being in town for interviews and not having anything to do today being on vacation. Which I do.

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Oh yeah strat's posts are bound to clear things up.

 

They generally do.

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still no response from the lgeester.

 

 

Did we ever hear if she sent the same story to turd, and if he found it funny?

 

my team is dumping me and another member. so my slim jim dreams are dead.

 

Sorry dude. Are there other teams out there for you to join and get revenge on the old team?

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not seeking another team. I can't keep up with the college kids who don't have any real time commitments. you need a solid 12-16 hours/day of practice to stay ahead of the curve. there's a reason almost none of the 18-22 year old pros are on track to finish school on time, or at all.

 

no, we never heard from turd.

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I think I will end up staying on with these guys as a sub, but that probably means very little other than riding their coattails and leeching some of the distinction they earn. which is a-ok!!!!!!!1

 

sad times for me. thank god for this girly smelling body lotion I got from the hotel. occasionally I pause and take a deep sniff of the wonderful stank on my palms.

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