Essay21 2,387 Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 I think he's right shake. You've been selling short when you're really going looooong. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 977 Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 no no, don't let this latest development fool you. I'm still very terrible with women. this one was just desperate enough to settle for me. Just your type! Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 977 Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 Perusing textsfromlastnight.com I can think of a couple people here that could have sent this.... I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,620 Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 I like DQPCs. don't know why. used to hate the DQPC. not sure what changed. I have never had the angus thing. I've probably had mcdonalds once in the last two months. had it a lot when I worked for the govt due to the layout of the place. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,960 Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 I think he's right shake. You've been selling short when you're really going shallooooooow. FYP The angus burgers are disgusting. They're better than the chiabatta burgers they replaced (in canada anyways) but they make me feel ill. I had my first bite of a filet o fish recently and it was surprisingly less disgusting than I expected. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 977 Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 I've had one angus burger. Disgusting is being polite. Not sure why but they are just....not good. Love a DQPC once or twice a month though. Sometimes greasy, cheesy, meaty goodness is just what you need. Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 I saw a Ferrari half racing an Aston Martin as I was getting gas tonight, i thought of beans. More than likely because the Fcar backfired and quit half way through the race... You can always pick out the old Ferrari owner from the crowd from the gasoline smell and grease under his fingernails Beans, the line "lay on her back and look down a well" made me laugh. Nice one. So she was gonna have the boyfriend car jack you? How would she avoid looking guiity? Would she just up and quit working in that area over one car robbery? Or would she pretend she was a victim too? I'm a tad puzzled Thanks, sir... came up with that one back before my mind went to shit. it actually refered to an old friend named Bo Jack. Severely cross eyed. Drove down the road with his head pointed out the side window. Cop stopped him once and asked him how far he could see.... BJ said, "I kin see da goddamn moon...how fer way is dat?" He spent seventy five percent of his social security check on beer...wasted the rest Oh yeah, you kids play nice for a week. Have lots of sex while I'm gone. Until next weekend. Bon Voyage, or as Beans would prefer, Bon Scott Have a good trip... and I guess Ill be on a tug right behind ya headed for the bahamas shortly. Wife broke me down today. I did zoom thru the site and will probably do some scuba diving and stuff. I dunno I can use your assistance, however.... you know how I am.... I refuse to get infoed by ten buck beer and end up with a five figure bar bill. My goal is to smuggle enough hard booze on with me to keep me going until the first port. Two days. Like getting a whiskey barrel on there Now I know all about Xray machines. Well, enough. That comes by playing with the one at my buddies office. I know that filling a few IV bags full of vodka and running them through wont show anything unless its folded.... just to be safe I figure to hollow out a hair dryer and a few other recognisable objects and fill with them as well... toothpase tubes come to mind. Id use preperation H tubes if I could be sure the original contents could be cleaned out. Who knows, might kill two birds with one shot Anyhoo...be observant while shuffling thru security for me. Notice if they sniff test anything. Open bags. Make you take your shoes off. Pull anyone to the side appearing to be wearing underwear make from saline bags. Colostomy bags ready to dump. Stuff like that.... And the same goes for reboarding at an island. Need to restock of course. Never dove sober...not sure if I would My ultimate goal is to drink "free" for seven days straight.... mainly the principal of the matter, but Im a renegade about stuff like that. Tell me I cant do something against a stupid rule and watch out 1 Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 972 Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 I think it was an F430 vs a DB9, DB9 was winning. I have been told how to drink for almost free on cruises, but i can't remember the details. Sorry. Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 I think it was an F430 vs a DB9, DB9 was winning. I have been told how to drink for almost free on cruises, but i can't remember the details. Sorry. Oh, that guy had a decent shot at making it home without a flatbed assist... marginally Back in the late nineties I had a three twenty eight that ran like a song. Basically a three o eight with most of the bugs worked out. In Italian speak that means same amount of problems, just different areas. No longer did the fusebox turn into a melted glob of plastic when you turned the wipers on and honked the horn, but the fuel injection system had the complexity of the space shuttle but reliability of a Yugo maintained in Cuba. When I first traded for it, it had sat in a garage for many moons. All of the gaskets and hoses were dry cracked and it wouldnt run. Bought it for a song....replaced several easy items, and drove the hell out of it. Handled and sounded like a race car...couldnt beat a new Vette light to light unless the girl driving was putting on makeup, though Anyway, all went well for about a year of putting around the valley. Probably put eight thousand miles on her driving from Jean to Sandy Valley abd Vegas to Valley of fire back thru lake Mead. Never used it to go gambling or cruise the strip...it was just a long tripper for blowing off steam... That is until one day an old friend from HS flew into town for the SEMA convention. Caught up with each other at his booth, BS'd a little, and invited him back to the warehouse to attend one of our indoor go cart races. So the next evening he showed up and I took him for a tour of the building. First off he spotted ole Blackie.... "Whats the deal here?" "Use this when Shane beats me in that hot rod shifter cart of his" "It run?" "Yeah" "Take me for a ride....I wanna go down the strip in this" "Uh.... alright" You see, at this point I was deadly afraid of driving toys down the strip. Something always happened. Last time, I overheated a thirties model vert with the wives in the rumble seat out back. Luckily, the steam from the straight eight only covered the area between Excaliber and Bellagio. I was puffing in the middle of the busiest intersections at the busiest time of the evening on a Friday. Intoxicated. That was the first drive over a a couple miles after buying it and the owner forgot to show me where the manual electric fan switch was located. Thankfully some kind soul in a truck pulled me down to where the Hooters is now with a rope... That wasnt the only incident. Had a beer bottle thrown at one. Drunk girls wanting pics and jumping on hoods. Best time to drive from the Strat ot Mandalay is around four or five in the morning, although with recent events thats not even safe these days Anyway, off we went. Short hop down Dino to Tropicano...the scene of the steam...and north up the strip. My friend took in all the sites while I stared at the gauges like a pilot in a snowstorm. I commenced to relax a tad once we passed Sahara, since thats the last "busy" intersection until Main and Fremont where we decided to gamble an catch up some more Back then, I always parked in the exact spot at the Main Street Station casino where DeNeros car blew up at the beginning of Casino. Backed in it even. Seemed to be lucky for me. Its gone now, part of rennovation that expanded the valet parking lane. Brick path is still there, so I still drunking slurr "When ya love someone ya gotta trus em" along it to the spot a few feet to the south. Those who just think Im crazy should now be fully convinced... Once the gambling and drinking wound down, I said my little saying and turned over the car. Nuthin. Not one damn peep, snort, or fart. Lights worked, so the battery was fine. Valet tried a jump anyway but nope. Left her there and had Shane take us to his hotel and me home. Next day we took a trailer and hauled her back for a pre-op inspection Turned out a relay shit the bed.... a simple half hour procedure. It was all it took to reinforce my phobia, though... Car has never stranded me since. Would drive it cross country and back again in a heartbeat. No strip, though. Ive warned the kid many times about the practice and its concequences but Im sure hes tripped back and forth through there many times. I guess its just me With that long paint fumed ramble my clear has flashed good and its time for a fourth and final coat of the smaller pieces... Ill be in the clouds if anyone needs me Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,047 Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 I like this Beans guy. Today's beers: Boulevard Grainstorm, Green Flash Palate Wrecker, Maine Brewing Lil One, Dark Horse One Oatmeal Stout. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,620 Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 never had grainstorm. sounds interesting. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,387 Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 Those sound like horse names in the Kentucky derby to me. Pass daddy a natural light and he's fine. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,387 Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 Any Oscar predictions? I'll start with how I want it to go: Django for best picture since the master was left out. J Phoenix for best actor. P S Hoffman for supporting actor. Don't care about the female roles but give it to Amy Adams for the master sweep. Screenplay to django. But it won't be. Who will actually win, Zero dark 30, DDL, tommy lee jones, lady from zd30. Other categories I don't know or care. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,387 Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 Nappy what happened last night? Did you slip one past the goalie or what? Link to post Share on other sites
iClint 61 Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 Dammit, I was hoping it wouldn't be brought up. I failed in the worst/weirdest way ever. Made out a little. Deleted her number from my phone. I'm donezo. She did accidentally introduce us to three girls at a bar though, two of them are pretty cute, the other not so much. But the two cute ones live in our apartment complex though. My roommates going to end up smashing the cuter one, which is fine. I was getting along pretty well with the other one. I just hope that her seeing me with this chick led to an endorsement and not her thinking I'm a scumbag going behind her back or some shit. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,387 Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 So you made out with bartender chick, then deleted her number from your phone? And she introduced you to other women that could be potential stuff puppets? This night needs expounding upon! Link to post Share on other sites
iClint 61 Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 Yeah, that's the gist of it. I don't feel like posting the full story because its so weird and long and embarrassing. Maybe I'll pm one of your accounts later. There wasn't any like premature e'jing or anything embarrassing. Didn't get that far. Just such a weird ending and she might be kinda (lol @ might be) but I think I'm done there. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,387 Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 At least you got a little tongue action I guess. I went to the mall again last night. That's three weekends in a row, alone, so it can always be worse. Keep you head up playa and keep on playin. Link to post Share on other sites
iClint 61 Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 Yeah, I'm not sweating it. I mean she's a cool chick but I wasn't super into her or anything. Would have been nice for her to touch it but whatever. Other breezys in the sea. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,387 Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 It's 85 degrees in the office right now. Good brvy I can't breathe. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 586 Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 strat's story telling style is wearing off on others and I don't like it one bit 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 Yeah, OK, Mister "I'm not going to tell you how that one chick shut me down but I will tell you we had sex"...Zuma or something. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,620 Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 I told that girl the other night that we should 'do this again' on the next snow day. forecast for the next few days is of course 10 inches now... her personal forecast is more like 8! ZING not doing it 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,387 Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 Do her Strat. - Ronny You should but I wouldn't. - me and napa. I had sex already so I don't care. - shake 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,387 Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 Whiskers what did I tell you bout them lakers? Big win yesterday. The playoffs are gonna happen. Kobe's tweet was the tweetiest tweet anybody ever tweeted. Link to post Share on other sites
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