Yossarian 9 Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Pretty sure the moral is, dont tell anyone. Sounds like you blew that one. WHO is this again? Dangit. The feet smelling comment the other day made me think Caleb, not not now People had suspected it when I left 5 minutes after her. I didn't want to lie to my buddies when they asked about it. Whatever, I'm a huge hypocrite, I've dated girls from work and it wasn't a problem up til this one. Guess I was just trying to be nice about strat's story. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 683 Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 she definitely did the boner scan with her ass. Haha WHO is this again? I thought I knew. My confidence is dwindling though. You say that, but have you tried to make it happen yet??? Huh? Have you? You're all talk, big man. You have to imagine that I'm poking you in the chest with my finger when I'm saying this. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,238 Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 I also imagined a throwing of the hands in the air like "wassup, do somethin, bitch" with a head tilt I'll go ask her if she's down. I already asked her today when the last time she used her vagina for fun Also, it my lady is reading this, hey honey, her boobs are big. You like big boobs too ya know Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,238 Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 I get not lying to your buddies, but work stuff has to be kept super quiet until one of you quits. Especially if you want a repeat perfornance I firmly believe that anything you tell someone is going to get repeated. No matter how good of a friend it is and no matter how much secrecy they are sworn to. Its just the way it is Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 So beansey, these emoloyees dont try to steal from you because they know payback will come, swiftly? Its always a problem in construction. Im sure everyone who works for a plumber has really nice faucets in their trailer houses... At the end of the year theres always a few grand in makeups. I figure Shane is seventy five percent of that figure. He has what is described as "full thevin rights" So he actively watches for others trying to get what hes entitled to... You have to imagine that I'm poking you in the chest with my finger when I'm saying this. I pictured you saying it from behind a locked door.... Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Lay off Strat, guys. He's going to be at this job for a long time. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 683 Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 I also imagined a throwing of the hands in the air like "wassup, do somethin, bitch" with a head tilt Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 766 Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 oh wait, so now both essay AND strat are better with women than me. hey napa why don't you just get a stripper to go home with you so I can go ahead and finish off these ambiens. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,238 Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Close, but think of the scene in Swingers when House of pain stepped to Sue Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,238 Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 oh wait, so now both essay AND strat are better with women than me. hey napa why don't you just get a stripper to go home with you so I can go ahead and finish off these ambiens. . I want to "like" this post but dont want to give the wrong impression. I dont necessarily want Shake to till himself but i want him to know this made me chuckle, you know in a good way Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 683 Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Close, but think of the scene in Swingers when House of pain stepped to Sue Such a great scene. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,387 Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 How can you arrive at the conclusion that I am better with women than anyone ? Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 766 Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 ron mexico apparently thinks my body is composed of fertile soil 3 Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 766 Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 because you know a girl that will talk to you and be seen in public with you. Link to post Share on other sites
iTommyGavin81 289 Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 The only thing that would hesitate me in strats situation is the boyfriend. Having just got out of a marriage where I later found out I was repeatedly cheated on I just don't think I can do it. I get the whole it's not my responsibility to cheap that guys girl in line way of thinking but unless I knew the guy was a prick and had it coming I wouldn't want to be the cause of him being crushed like that. Karma baby. In other news I may be ending it with the fck buddy. Not sure how to break up with a fck buddy I'm really awkward with ending things. The first time we were both pretty drunk and she was pretty wild. The last couple times not drunk or not really drunk and I realize she doesn't make a sound. I know what I'm doing is working. She's a squirter and I felt the splash on me and the clenching. But nary a moan. Nothing. I dunno just kinda cold fishy and not what you want for a hook up. I'm sure ill get desperate and go back for more repeat visits. But ill just focus on the little Latina for now and see what happens there. Always staying on the lookout for more potential suitors of course. I close on my house in 2 1/2 hours. Just got final mortgage approval 4 hours ago. This lender sucks balls. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 683 Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 In other news I may be ending it with the fck buddy. Not sure how to break up with a fck buddy I'm really awkward with ending things. The first time we were both pretty drunk and she was pretty wild. The last couple times not drunk or not really drunk and I realize she doesn't make a sound. I know what I'm doing is working. She's a squirter and I felt the splash on me and the clenching. But nary a moan. Nothing. I dunno just kinda cold fishy and not what you want for a hook up. I'm sure ill get desperate and go back for more repeat visits. But ill just focus on the little Latina for now and see what happens there. Always staying on the lookout for more potential suitors of course. Hey Shake, at least you don't have it as bad as this guy, right??? Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,387 Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Tommy shut the hell up already. Filthy degenerate. Oh I'm banging this girl and I'm so good that she's squirting but she didn't moan so I'm gonna stop. Oh poor me I satisfy so many women I can just get a new hot 19 year old to bag. WHATEVER MAN. I like you but I also hate you. But don't really stop posting maybe just play up your failures a little more. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,281 Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 I can't be mad at Strat. I turned down sex with the cute coworker at the old job because I didn't want to bang a coworker id have to work with a lot and I wasn't sure on my future with the company. Plus she had a boyfriend. Although, when we were drunk we made out and I tried to advance things and I was never alone in a hotel room with her, either. I probably would have. She broke up with that boyfriend shortly after and here i am at a different job. Really regret it all now. Think I missed my window. Edit: she also has a kid and is a few years older than me. Right on the acceptable age difference line. And I think she wanted a relationship a lot more than I did. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,387 Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Nappy that was NOT helpful to Strat. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,238 Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 I wont change it from till to kill becauae it seems funnier. TG, I wouldnt break up with her or anything. Why make a grand gesture. Just make sure and be as clear as humanly possible that you enjoy this unattached deal you guys have. Make it clear that you are so happy to not have a girlfriend. If you do that and she still bones you, perfect. Just leave it in her court. Also, get her more drunk next time. Kudos on the house and mortgage. 30ye fixed? Rate? 4.? 3.? Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 683 Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Nappy that was NOT helpful to Strat. I was going to say. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,238 Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 You people are so worried about everyone else's penis. So odd Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,281 Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Yeah, but this wasn't a supervisor. Definitely no go if its a supervisor. Haha, right on cue this chick texts me saying she passed the CPA exam she took and that we should go drinking to celebrate. Ill mess this up, don't you worry. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,238 Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Haha, right on cue this chick texts me saying she passed the CPA exam she took and that we should go drinking to celebrate. Ill mess this up, don't you worry. Dont worry, we never had a doubt Thera: i think I want Henderson to win this weekend but I feel like he's too old and slow to even hit Machida. I also think Machida wont be overly aggressive so I predict a boring 3 round fight that Hendo fades, big time, by the 3rd round I honestly dont care about Rousey/Carmouche. I like Rousey but am pulling for an underdog upset so White will disband women's mma immediately. I have nothing against it but he's basing a division off of one fighter. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 683 Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 I'm not worried. Edit: Dammit. Link to post Share on other sites
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