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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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since we're talking movies, whats the best movie everyone has seen this year? it didn't have to come out this year, just seen this year.

 

i'd have to say Tree of Life. that thing blew me away. The Master comes in behind it.

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tree of life? what?

 

I caught myself ruminating hardcore in the shower tonight*. I wonder if the depression is back. I could start a walking regimen or something.

 

I have more to say about the girl situation, but I know no one gives a ****. I have a learning disability. that is all.

 

my mom knocked on my door about filling out my mail-in ballot. I was losing a game. I snapped, "I don't give a shit, fill it out if you want, I'll sign it." so I'm voting straight republican this year. not that it matters in the least bit.

 

*sentence reads differently if the reader doesn't know the definition of 'ruminating'.

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Welcome to LA. I agree with what you said earlier about the traffic, the variance is so high that its really difficult to plan for. The one thing I've learned is that I can pretty much guarantee the freeway will be stopped if I don't have a lot of time to get somewhere.

 

Yeah. Today set the new record for the drive home. 2 1/2 hours. Just freaking brutal. Saw the Presidents (I assume) motorcade going the opposite direction on the 101 though. So there's that. I would much rather the bad traffic be on the way to work. By the time I'm headed home I just want to get there. And I can't imagine not having a lot of time to get somewhere and the freeways being involved. I absolutely hate being late no matter where I'm going. Picking up kids from a friends, meeting a buddy for a beer or going to work, cannot stand to be a minute late.

 

Also can't imagine willingly taking a pill to make me not desire women. Hell, I'm not far from needing a pill to be able to play with a woman. Speaking of which, a buddy of mine is seeing a new girl. He's 45, she's 33. He was complaining that he can't get the engine running for round 2 anymore so he got the blue pills from the Doc. According to him it's like turning back time to 21 when you get a boner if the wind blows. The good old days. Anyway, like Ron said, women just have too many fun parts to not want to play with them.

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Yeah. Today set the new record for the drive home. 2 1/2 hours. Just freaking brutal.

 

YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF YOU SONOFABITCH.

 

i've always wanted to take some viagra though. see what kind of diamonds i could cut, nah mean? although i got plenty of time and i'm sure i'll need it someday.

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yeah napa' date=' I'm not sure I'm going to do that. I'm leaning more towards not doing that.

 

 

and the real reason I won't try internet dating is because what's the difference? you still have to meet the person in person, and I'm still going to be me, so she's still not going to like that, so all we're really doing is increasing the amount and frequency of rejections. one ever six months is bad enough. [/quote']

 

Whenever I run into some of life's little problems... like dying alone, I turn to the wisdom of our forefathers:

 

Fear causes hesitation, and hesitation will cause your worst fears to come true.

 

This is not some job, flipping burgers at the local drive-in! Yes! - your approach to this whole damn situation bothers me! And yes! - YOU BOTHER ME!

 

Over the last two weeks, you have produced exactly squat! SQUAT!

 

You gonna jump or jerk off?

 

Life sure has a sick sense of humor, doesn't it?

 

If you want the ultimate, you've got to be willing to pay the ultimate price. It's not tragic to die doing what you love.

 

What's the matter with you guys? This was never about the money, this was about us against the system. That system that kills the human spirit. We stand for something. We are here to show those guys that are inching their way on the freeways in their metal coffins that the human sprit is still alive.

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does the ratio of posters in this thread with clinical depression seem odd to anybody? gotta be over 50 right?

 

 

Also, that pill idea is the worst. You all are a bag of fags. Women, what they have and what we want is what motivates us. Makes us work for money, makes us shower and clean up, at least on some level.

 

of course women are great. I'd like to have one sitting on my face right now. that's not the point. it's like kramer wanting to be a lawyer. if you can't be something and it's all you want to be, well, that sucks.

 

and not having to shower would be a great time saver.

 

Did nobody get that that was a joke?

Can I talk about the girl I'm in love with at work? Except, she definitely has a boyfriend and we almost never talk and I'm me.

 

oh of course I knew it was a joke. doesn't mean that it isn't pretty much exactly what I would want to do, incredibly sad as that sounds.

 

and yes you should. have you anonymously left her flowers yet?

 

since we're talking movies, whats the best movie everyone has seen this year? it didn't have to come out this year, just seen this year.

i'd have to say Tree of Life. that thing blew me away. The Master comes in behind it.

 

tree of life was pretentious garbage. yeah it was pretty but it wasn't a movie. best movie I've seen this year? see below:

 

Whenever I run into some of life's little problems... like dying alone, I turn to the wisdom of our forefathers:

 

Fear causes hesitation, and hesitation will cause your worst fears to come true.

 

This is not some job, flipping burgers at the local drive-in! Yes! - your approach to this whole damn situation bothers me! And yes! - YOU BOTHER ME!

 

Over the last two weeks, you have produced exactly squat! SQUAT!

 

You gonna jump or jerk off?

 

Life sure has a sick sense of humor, doesn't it?

 

If you want the ultimate, you've got to be willing to pay the ultimate price. It's not tragic to die doing what you love.

 

What's the matter with you guys? This was never about the money, this was about us against the system. That system that kills the human spirit. We stand for something. We are here to show those guys that are inching their way on the freeways in their metal coffins that the human sprit is still alive.

 

gonna quote this whole thing so everybody has a second chance to read it. shakespearian shit right there.

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Is that all PB quotes?

 

No idea on the movie. I've seen a decent wmount this year but none that have just totally made an impact with me. In fact, not a single one comes to mind. All I can think of is the last ne i've seen which is Contraband. Wasn't horrible.

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Yeah, except when you're heating up your lunch in the microwave and somebody comes in you don't really know and then go "Oh, man! Is that your lunch that smells so good? I'm gonna knock you over the head and steal it" and because you're socially awkward you still can't really fake if and so you awkwardly laugh and go "haha, yeah, I guess".

 

Not that that has ever happened or anything.

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Also, homecoming is this weekend and a lot of people are coming back for it. Including the girl I've mentioned as always kinda having a crush on yet never really making a move despite the fact that I think she might have been interested and I certainly had some opportunities, but she promptly moved to SC (THE BEACH) after graduation and I've seen her maybe once since then.

 

Anyways, I texted her and we have tentative plans to meet up at some point tonight and do some shots, so it'll be fun to see her and then end up crying myself to sleep on my buddies floor as I think about what could have been.

 

Good times!

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everyone stop what you're doing and listen. i just ate at FREEBIRDS for the first time and i'm sorry, VB, but i thought it sucked. the ingredients were bland and the service was terrible and slow and i just didn't like it at all. no reason to ever eat there again.

 

continue on with your piddly little arguments.

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