frautotenkinder 1,026 Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 until I started using them sarcastically maybe 5 years ago I don't think I used a question mark more than 6 times in my life. Oh, I'm still using question marks. My uptalk demands it. !!!!!! I'll properly reply in October. I know I've posted this before, but if you haven't watched it before you're really missing out. It's the hour special with Jerry Seinfeld, Louis CK, Chris Rock, and Ricky Gervais just sitting around talking about comedy. My favorite part of this interview is the discussion of what makes them laugh. The song, and just all of them laughing so hard. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,281 Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 I ended up throwing up last night. Not because I had to, but because I knew it would make sleeping and the next morning so much more tolerable. One of those. Now I'm waiting at my buddy's house for everybody to start filing in from the hotel because apparently me offering to help some with breakfast means I'll do all the breakfast for 10 people. Bacon, eggs, and pancakes. One of the bitches claims to have just become lactose intolerant and can't have any type of dairy and I'm debating on if I should actually make some butter free eggs for her or just tell her I did and put this shit to a test. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,238 Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 Thanks for posting that. I missed it when HBO aired it originally and then forgot about it. Good god I was pissing myself when Jerry asked it the comedian did the whistle on dock of the bay. Just great stuff. I could watch them all day 1 Link to post Share on other sites
YonYonson 156 Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 I ended up throwing up last night. Not because I had to, but because I knew it would make sleeping and the next morning so much more tolerable. One of those. Now I'm waiting at my buddy's house for everybody to start filing in from the hotel because apparently me offering to help some with breakfast means I'll do all the breakfast for 10 people. Bacon, eggs, and pancakes. One of the bitches claims to have just become lactose intolerant and can't have any type of dairy and I'm debating on if I should actually make some butter free eggs for her or just tell her I did and put this shit to a test. as your attorney i advise against that. i drank a good deal last night too. didn't throw up, but i ate A LOT of taco bell, so i'm also feeling incredible. Link to post Share on other sites
iTommyGavin81 289 Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 That was an awesome video. It's interesting as hell because they're all completely different comedians but they get along and the same things make them laugh. You would never think Seinfeld and Louie would be friends and appreciate the others work so much. There's so much craft behind it that not a lot of people get. A lot of douche bags think tey can jump on stage and tell the jokes that kill at their keg parties and they'll be famous. I don't have a closing for this paragraph Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,238 Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 Louie's rape bit slayed me. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,620 Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 seinfeld's "tap dancing" explanation was perfect. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 977 Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 There is no god. Exactly why I came back. I went to popeyes and was helped by a white person. Brv is a liar. And there's like 6 people on this forum. Being named a fav isn't a huge deal. Yes. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 Just great stuff. I could watch them all day Yeah, I really wish they went on for longer. You'd think that four guys sitting around talking would get boring, but not even close. as your attorney i advise against that. i drank a good deal last night too. didn't throw up, but i ate A LOT of taco bell, so i'm also feeling incredible. And now I must have taco bell. I don't have a closing for this paragraph Not sure you need an eloquent closing around here. Just not typing anymore usually does the trick. seinfeld's "tap dancing" explanation was perfect. Yeah it was. I love how much he loves jokes, as opposed to someone like Gervais, who just loves being funny. I also really enjoyed Louis CK's face when he was mocking Gervais for getting worked up about what made the song so funny. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 Oh, right, I came here to post something specific. A friend and I are on radiology at the moment, and we're working 10-5 today taking xrays for ER patients, which amounts to about an hour of actual working and doing nothing for the rest of the time. He's been spending the day watching Friday Night Lights episodes without bothering with headphones. I noticed that a scene was starting to sound a little sketchy for being in a professional setting (sexytime), and this is how the next 7 seconds went. Me: You might want to turn that down. Friend: You think? High School Girl Losing Her Virginity: Maybe if I put my leg over your shoulder? ER Tech Suddenly At The Doorway: Uh, hi, can one of you come breath for a cat for us? We're pretty swamped. Radiology! Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 972 Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 I really like the corvette explanation and how C.K. came to the realization that Jerry was making fun of him. I also felt like Chris Rock was getting talked over a lot, especially by Gervais. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 Oh, also, "they're not thrilled with it" slayed me. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 I really like the corvette explanation and how C.K. came to the realization that Jerry was making fun of him. I also felt like Chris Rock was getting talked over a lot, especially by Gervais. He was for a chunk of it, but if you go back and rewatch it he did talk a lot in the beginning. I did like that he ends up giving Gervais a lot of shit for not actually being a comedian. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 586 Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 seinfeld honestly seems like kind of a dick. of course I also pretty much hate everything he's done since the nineties. the yellyness doesn't work for him. and is it even a question that louis ck is the far and away best of all of them? "and join us as we talk about comedy... and uh... cum..." he's just so great. oh, and fraut, not sure what happened there. I definitely meant I hadn't used exclamation points. weird that I wrote question marks instead. I'm such a stupid head! Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,620 Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 I really like seinfeld in general. would never go to one of his shows (how can you have 10 year old material in your set?) but whatever. hey theraflu, look for boulevard's 80-acre. "hoppy wheat beer" Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 So later this evening I was staggering around the local Sams Club drinking beer and eating their wide variety of free samples when a nice looking asian woman struck up a conversation with me.... "Yoo ben here fo times already... still not made mind up yet?" "...well.... I am having a tough time deciding between the ham and the roast beef" "This not buffet...other want chance to try too" (Beans glances behind at family of four waiting for crackers with cheese and deli meat) "Dont worry folks....it aint very good anyway" "Go eat more pizza rolls ova there... wont buy none of them eitha" (Beans stands in front of the serving tray eating samples as discussion continues) "I dont see a sign anywhere saying that there is a limit or anything" "Smhart people know just take one and move along..." "Huh.... (eats another)..... so youre saying stupid guys like me arent welcome at your sample table here?" (removes tray from my reach) "You thru here" As you might guess, I spent another twenty or so minutes sneaking up behind her sniping goodies from her tray. Right before leaving I made a pass down the medicine isle and picked up a couple special items just for her... "You funny man...need hobby... me no need midol or laxitive thank you much" Sensing that she almost broke a smile, I made one more stop at the flower section and picked up a small bouquet of flowers to add to the buggy. After completing the checkout procedure I rounded up a stocker and gave him five bucks to take it back to her... "Tell her they are from the stupid guy that eats alot" She didnt realize it at the time but doing stuff like that is my hobby.... one of them anyway Link to post Share on other sites
Speedziphone 12 Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 So... Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 586 Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 SHUT THE FUCK UP Link to post Share on other sites
YonYonson 156 Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 hell of a labor day. just went to target to buy some soda. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 Seems like an intense trip to just get some soda. Link to post Share on other sites
YonYonson 156 Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 well i wanted to buy a trashcan, but they didn't have any that i liked. and there was a soda sale. a sale on soda. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 What is it that you're looking for in a trashcan? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
YonYonson 156 Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 i wanted one that had a lid, but was a certain height. to go under my sink in my bathroom. could not locate one to the necessary specifications. there was a few, but they had no lid. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,824 Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 hell of a labor day. just went to target to buy some soda. I like target. the scenery makes for a much more pleasant shopping experience. the one by my house is always a good mix of college chicks and milfs. --edit and, oh my, the yoga pants... well i wanted to buy a trashcan, but they didn't have any that i liked. and there was a soda sale. a sale on soda. tell me about it. when I moved last year I basically decided to get all new stuff. finding a decent trashcan or dishrack was a bitch. anything that was reasonably functional was only available at bb&b so ridiculously overpriced. everything else was either weirdly designed, almost to the point of being non-functional, or just the flimsiest construction meaning it would last about 90 days. really had to do a hard target search at the retailers to find something suitable. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,960 Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 terrget tho Link to post Share on other sites
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