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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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You know what's for dinner? I'll tell ya.

 

Sautéed up some boneless, skinless chicken breasts that I diced up, along with some onion. Make a box of chicken rice a roni, combine once chicken is done. 18-20 minutes later, it's some good shit. I also dump a can of frech cut style green beans in at the end. I defy you to try that and not like it. And for you single fellas, it's easy and you can have leftovers. Make sure you season the meat and onion while sautéing for an extra flavor punch. Can't have bland meat.

 

 

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Yeah Ron, Shake found his manic pixie dream girl and is getting married. Sheesh.

 

well yeah, this is true, but I was mainly talking about the fact that I've already gone the trolls, fatties, and meth heads route. that was aaaall me for like four years here.

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well yeah, this is true, but I was mainly talking about the fact that I've already gone the trolls, fatties, and meth heads route. that was aaaall me for like four years here.

 

I gotta get on this fatty slump buster thing. Stella gotta get his groove back. Just gotta offer them a cupcake and you're golden. Yes this is the route. Either that, or just start banging dudes.

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oh man my future wife LOVES cupcakes! and she's skinny as shit!

 

 

and she has a penis!

 

 

 

wait...

 

If she loves cupcakes eventually her metabolism will go to hell and she's gonna get fat. So after the inevitable failure of getting with her you can say it's probably for the best.

 

However, the penis thing is intriguing. Don't think of yourself as gay, just Hetero-Flexible.

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rainy nights like this, man, I would really like to just leave the window open and watch a movie or something, open a bottle of wine or some beers. that's how I'd sell it to the lady. paint a picture with your words.

 

My perfect day is rainy, about 45-50 degrees, Windows open, a weekday, playing hooky from work with the lady, sitting around bundled up under the covers watching movies. (or a marathon of episodes of a tv show we like). Alcohol not needed. I guess not having to work the following day would help as well.

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I'm chillaxing with wine for some reason. gaming a bit, probably going to finish catcher in the rye before bed. not sure what I'm gonna read next. probably not ever going to read infinite jest because it is infinite in length.

#1: Read his short stories or his articles first. A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again is up your alley, big time. 100 page review of going on a cruise, from the point of a xenophobe. It's amazing.

 

#2: A DFW biography was released yesterday. I haven't been able to secure a copy of the ebook yet, so if you can, just send that shit my way. Every Love Story is a Ghost Story.

 

#3: I really dislike so much of your music. I've listened to a handful of random things you've recommended over the years, and I hate all of it. I find this unfortunate, especially because of how much you enjoy it.

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You know what's for dinner? I'll tell ya.

 

Sautéed up some boneless, skinless chicken breasts that I diced up, along with some onion. Make a box of chicken rice a roni, combine once chicken is done. 18-20 minutes later, it's some good shit. I also dump a can of frech cut style green beans in at the end. I defy you to try that and not like it. And for you single fellas, it's easy and you can have leftovers. Make sure you season the meat and onion while sautéing for an extra flavor punch. Can't have bland meat.

 

I do something similar for lunch sometimes only I brown up some ground beef, season with salt, pepper, garlic and a little italian seasoning. Cool up some beef rice a roni and add the ground beef just before the rice is done. I'll usually some diced jalapeno's for some kick, then top with good grated cheese. Yum.

 

Tonight I took some boneless skinless chicken boobs, seasoned with salt and pepper then browned over med-high heat until brown on both sides. Add a cup of wine or chicken broth, a couple cloves of diced garlic, italian seasoning, cover and reduce heat to med-low for about a half hour. Got some rice cooking in the mean time. When the rice is done (about 30 minutes) remove chicken from pan, add 1 1/2 cups of sour cream to the pan, good brown mustard to taste (4 or 5 tablespoons) stir up until well combined. then serve the sauce over the chicken and rice.

 

Betty Crocker regards,

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#1: Read his short stories or his articles first. A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again is up your alley, big time. 100 page review of going on a cruise, from the point of a xenophobe. It's amazing.

 

#2: A DFW biography was released yesterday. I haven't been able to secure a copy of the ebook yet, so if you can, just send that shit my way. Every Love Story is a Ghost Story.

 

#3: I really dislike so much of your music. I've listened to a handful of random things you've recommended over the years, and I hate all of it. I find this unfortunate, especially because of how much you enjoy it.

1. I will look for it.

2. I will look for it.

3. I'm not surprised. in a bottle, for the average person, my music is atrocious. it takes some adjusting.

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Tilt...I thought you left forever and I wasn't mad but I also had a feeling maybe you were just busy because why would you let a snot nosed 24 yr old stop you, right?

 

I ended up leaving work early. Been drinking a lot of BLP's.

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What are you talking about? Nobody thought you would stop drinking. Did I miss something? I just had to let the groom know I could choke him out if I needed to. Don't know how it escaleded so quickly, but it ended with me making him tap out. I got skillz, yo.

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