runthemover 40 Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 strat can you send us a link to something interesting in the AMA for President Obama? http://www.cnn.com/2012/08/29/tech/web/obama-reddit-open-internet/index.html?hpt=hp_t3 Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 So I was involved in a four car pile up today... Technically I was at fault. Came around a corner and t-boned the guy in front of me, causing him to veer into the car in front of him. Guy behind me was as plastered as I was and slammed into my back bumper I was in the process of filming for a twitter video...the impact sent my phone flying into the middle of the road Ill upload it as soon as the ice pack numbs the back of my neck... Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 586 Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 oh beans I actually think that you need an opener, a starter, in the parlance of baseball. Havel have someone start the game, toss 6 innings, you come in and close the deal. Essentially, have someone else break the ice and introduce you and you can feel more comfortable. I had a perfect buddy for that. I could come in to a situation that wasnt a cold approach and close the game like Mitch Williams. You know, a few high hard ones, a comedy of errors but ultimately, effective. Have you considered Xanax? yeah used to have a buddy like that actually. now he's married. asshole. and oh yeah, I love me some xanex. doesn't exactly help with the ladies though cause it puts me to sleep. but it does help me not worry about getting women, so there's that. Hard to act like gosling when you look like a really ugly guy. this is what I've been saying! stupid people and their advice! You guys talk about your feelings a lot. well see, that's because we're all a bunch of mostly homosexuals that still have just enough straight genes to make us mostly like women. not ocho though, HE'S ALL FUCKING MAN. HOW'D THE BLEEPIN BAY OF PIGS GO? I mean I said what I wanted to say and basically was told that because of her last break up she isn't ready. We get along great, and maybe we can move forward someday, but right now she isn't ready. I'm great though. She really likes me and all that. I mean it's not me, it's her. I got the it's not you it's me. That's how it went. she gave you the "it's not you it's me"?! you invented the "it's not you it's me"!!! but yeah, like others have said, break off all communication. even if she texts you, just ignore it. f that b. but given all that, how'd the raping go? You know what online dating is good for? Immersion therapy...going on a ton of dates, no matter how painful they are, because after a bunch of them you get a comfort level with it. After you've awkwardly gone in for a bunch of first kisses, not caring if it goes terribly because you'll never have to see those girls again if you don't want to, you'll be relatively competent at it when the real thing happens. I feel like a few of you around here need to just sack up and force yourself to do it. this is a lovely idea unless you live in a place where you see all the same people all of the time. I know I know, mtarcypos. but I don't think I could do it anyways. way too uncomfortable and weird. much easier to be alone and miserable! I think aiming for CSL is aiming too high. but if you aim for the goslings and miss, you'll still land in the paul rudds... 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Speedziphone 12 Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 So move. Oh beans. I hope you didn't hurt anyone, if only because I feel like there's someone around here who hates drunk driving and will have an "I told you so" waiting. Although maybe it was LG, in which case you're off the hook. How did you t-bone someone coming around a corner? Do you mean that you came around the corner and crossed over another street? Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 766 Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 oh speedz, I already said "oh beans" 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,281 Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 766 Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 ok, so I just moved like speedz said. I'm now living in new york city. what's next? Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,768 Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 Bang chicks. Link to post Share on other sites
YonYonson 156 Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 or dudes, you live in a big city now. things are different. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 766 Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 well I'm not the world's most passionate guy Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,387 Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 Got called on in class this morning. I was like the basis is clearly 40k, sold for 52k and boom goes the 12k gain. Bitch was like, yes that's correct but what does section 1001e have to say about the percentage of the remainder estate compared to the overall basis. I don't know. Did you do the reading? Dammit Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 After you've awkwardly gone in for a bunch of first kisses, not caring if it goes terribly because you'll never have to see those girls again if you don't want to, you'll be relatively competent at it when the real thing happens. Yeah, instead of going straight to "being more confident," you start off with "total lack of shame" and build up to it. I like it. I feel like I quoted more things, but I guess not. Essay, you should've done the assigned reading instead of getting broken up with. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,387 Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 I did enough of it to know the answer to the assigned question. And I'll have nothing else. Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 This is the best thing ever. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,387 Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 That is pretty cool. They're installing our cable as we type. Finally have Internet again. I'm so horny. Link to post Share on other sites
Speedziphone 12 Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 Oh wait, he t-boned the guy in front of him. Bet that doesn't happen too often. Link to post Share on other sites
Speedziphone 12 Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 Yeah, instead of going straight to "being more confident," you start off with "total lack of shame" and build up to it. I like it. Tomato potato. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 766 Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 omg these bastards just tried to push a dq blizzard on me. I mean do they want me to be a disgusting fat slob?! you know, more of one? Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 What bastards? Was it brvheart? Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 Oh god, beans's tweet of the wreck... http://twitpic.com/apatsq Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 766 Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 is it a video? I can't get the video to play on my phone Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,960 Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 is it a video? I can't get the video to play on my phone The carnage is impressive. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 766 Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 well I'm excited to get home to watch it. so I've been talking to the girl I'm in love with quite a bit more lately. so far she's called me weird about 5 times and a stalker twice. she was joking though. I think. Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 972 Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 LOL. I was going to say this must be the first time he wasn't drunk while driving. Then I saw the video. Link to post Share on other sites
Speedziphone 12 Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 so I've been talking to the girl I'm in love with quite a bit more lately. so far she's called me weird about 5 times and a stalker twice. she was joking though. I think. I think that's what girls say when they're being flirty and like that you're sort of stalking them. I think. Link to post Share on other sites
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now