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Didn't say I liked it brv. Just keeping it real.
I was saying that your comment was retarded, not that Obama would or wouldn't win.
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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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Actually, surgery is usually more expensive at vet schools for these reasons, so I'm surprised it's cheaper than your vet. Maybe it varies from state to state.
I didn't realize that. Well, shit.
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my parents eat at yard house all the fking time. I hate it. the place sucks outside of the beers and I just never feel comfortable drinking $6 beers on my dad's tab. just feels wrong.
Do you think you'll spend your entire life being cheap and not splurging on creature comforts or will you eventually grow out of it? I think age, time and a girl you care about will help you with it. Not saying you're totally wrong because I wish I was better with money, cheaper with bar bills and meals, etc. but sometime, you just want nice things. What if you get a job making some real scratch? Would that factor in to you splurging more?
woke up to 7 text messages from married chick. shit.
Uh.Oh.That's a little off. Hey, I know, get her to send some dirty photos and videos, then send them to me. That'll show her
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and ronmexico I'm glad that you just went straight ahead for the videos in the first request. that's class. and hell I could probably get her to do it, but I sure as hell ain't gonna. gotta get aggressive with the ignoring now. plus, let's be realistic, it's not a video you'd really want to see.

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I was saying that your comment was retarded, not that Obama would or wouldn't win.
You're an idiot
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Our collie had a cherry eye something or another... Our vet just squeezed it off like a pimple. Didn't seem to bother or hurt her at all. Came back a couple years later and he did the same thing. It was on her bottom eye lidYeah, I've been thinking for years that I needed an IRS agent in my life. Good knowin you guys if it all pans outShake... I don't really see a problem. You're single, know the wilderness around the area, and have a few guns. Plus a carry permit. Screw her brains outIn other news, I got sloshed Friday. Was about to cause some trouble with an idiot that screwed me over, awesome looking gal walked over to the shop and wanted me to bury two stinking ass dogs that her hubby already did. Two inches below the ground. Bastards bloated up through the ground and cleared out the entire neighborhoodAfter the second planting, I was invited in for a drink and about an hour later was treated to a boob showing of her newly operated on mams. Nope, no shake stuff happened but Shane is scheduled to do some work there next week. Obviously I'll share his findings via twitterI have other other news but this phone is annoying

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Let's hope it wasn't cherry eye, because your dog wouldn't be able to manufacture tears properly after having it removed. It's a gland. It needs to be sutured back in.

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IRS job would be like $19/hr. Reasonably close to real scratch. I would definitely loosen up if I were ever making 6 figures. When was the last time a bar beer was so close to an hour's worth of work to you? I clear $9.50-$9.80 after the vig.
pretty sure i saw this job as well and am in the process of applying for it.
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so how the hell would you two be applying for the same job? assistant irs barista?

You know, Shakey, I've thought this through and come to an important conclusion. Which is: you're screwed.
how you say? cause she cray?
Shake... I don't really see a problem. You're single, know the wilderness around the area, and have a few guns. Plus a carry permit. Screw her brains out
yeah the good thing is her husband is a total puss so I don't think there's any issue there. I won't be doing it again anyways though so there shouldn't be much worry about having to head to the wilderness for a while. though I may have to do that to avoid her, we'll see.hey IE, you ever looked into the federal reserve? they have one near you? I've been looking into the one in rva and those bitches pay out the ass. and you know they don't work for shit. may have to start applying to other places again. I've been in my new job for a few months now so I figure that's long enough to peace out on these fools. plus I'm probably going to have to move to get away from this girl anyways so might as well you know.
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oh and IE/vb/JLL/etc: re office for mac - my cousin just bought a mac and we were talking about getting microsoft office for it, and were considering getting the version with 3 licenses and splitting the cost. would that work? I can't think of a reason why it wouldn't but wasn't sure if they did a gps check on your computer or something and had a pop up that said you live too far away from the other license and so it'd make your itunes run even slower or some shit.

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That would work fine.I would not have seen this listing if not for the kc fed job search setup I've had for a while. There's a bank examiner job I've been trying to apply to for like a year but still haven't seen.As for why we're both applying to the same thing, ask him, dude.http://www.usajobs.g...tails/323096900Fairly certain I will get this cpac job in town because I have a government reference and directly related job experience, but I have been snubbed in a similarly lockish scenario before. A data entry job that would've paid 35k that they were actively discriminating for my ethnicity. Took them over 6 months to reject me, to their credit.I wasn't kidding earlier, I think my odds are low enough (and interest even lower) to not bother with this one.

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It's THREE licenses, Sal. What about that don't you understand. IDIOT!

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woke up to 7 text messages from married chick. shit.
This was probably the funniest post of the weekend.
I set up all these government job searches and I got a few ones from the treasury today. What do you guys think of me working for the IRS?
Have you seen Stranger than Fiction?
and ronmexico I'm glad that you just went straight ahead for the videos in the first request. that's class. and hell I could probably get her to do it, but I sure as hell ain't gonna. gotta get aggressive with the ignoring now. plus, let's be realistic, it's not a video you'd really want to see.
Let's say that one of us here had sex with a hot celebrity. Let's also say there was a sex tape and it was leaked. Would you watch it?
I won't be doing it again anyways though so there shouldn't be much worry about having to head to the wilderness for a while. though I may have to do that to avoid her, we'll see.
Yeah, I don't see what you would have to worry about after sleeping with a crazy lady and then ignoring her afterwards. I'm sure you'll be fine.
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has suited confirmed that he has actually been engaged in sexual contact with his female friend?and dj you worry too much. what could possibly go wrong?(it's gonna be fun to go back and quote this post when I post what goes horribly wrong.)

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