The Ocho 972 Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Is that Charlie Day? Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 766 Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 no those are multiple female synchronized swimmers Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,387 Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Minor disaster averted. I couldn't see straight so I kept putting in my flight confirmation number incorrectly. But we're good now, I am checked in. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 766 Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 damn syphillisand OMG I just carried on a conversation with her over IM in a meeting! think I hear wedding bells! Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,281 Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 OMG congrats! What are your colors going to be!? Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 766 Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 I don't know, hold on let me ask her 1 Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 972 Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Can you make it late summer so I can attend? Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 766 Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 uh, does anybody know what color "ummmmgetawayfromme" is? Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 What are your colors going to be!? I don't know, hold on let me ask her uh, does anybody know what color "ummmmgetawayfromme" is? Wow, she does know your color. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,387 Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Guy rolls two hard eights in a row. Other guy says he can feel a hot roll coming. First guy immediately craps out. Says to other guy, WHO THE **** SAYS THAT? I laugh. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,387 Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Oh i see we all have lives now. Nobody around to talk to while I wait for my flight? Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 I'll give you three minutes starting now.Edit: Two minutes. Sorry. Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Ok, good talk. Have a safe trip. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,387 Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Hey thanks buddy Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,281 Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 I'm trying to Play that zombie game. Not going to well. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,620 Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 How do I change the forum to mobile? Or disable some of the clunky scripting that chrome mobile hates? Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 977 Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Thats....I....umm.....I don't know what to say about that.Now if they were swimming in the nude....Congrats on the impending nuptials shake!! But, how's she going to take it when she realizes what kind of diamond 3 months of your salary buys? Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 586 Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 welp, banged the married chick 6 Link to post Share on other sites
Speedziphone 12 Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Yes. So did you have a relationship talk first? Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,281 Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 What's your fiancé going to think, Shake?! Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 586 Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Yes. So did you have a relationship talk first?actually I was snoring first. she woke me up to bang apparently. second time in my life that's happened. and you know, yeah, great and all, but it kind of irks me because if I did that, you know, it'd be rape. damn women and all their abilities.What's your fiancé going to think, Shake?!it's just terrible isn't it. but actually, at the bar last night (it didn't end up raining so we did end up going out to the thing and then a bar afterwards) I saw the girl's friend that I know and if I'm remembering correctly, I believe I told her all about how in love I was with her. I'm pretty sure I remember saying "please don't tell her I told you this" but again, women. it may get uncomfortable.not because of the banging though. nigga needs practice. Link to post Share on other sites
Speedziphone 12 Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 not because of the banging though. nigga needs practice.Heh.Brv, make sure you watch the video of the Vanderbilt football player getting surprised with a scholarship. You'll probably shed a tear. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,238 Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Yay shake. Good for you AND your penis. I am currently on the top floor of my hotel, window open, ocean waves crashing on a mere 80 yards away. It doesn't suck. Be jealous and check out the hotel. The Omphoy Hotel in Palm Beach, or Lake Worth. Not sure what city exactly. This pretty nice. Really super sexy drunk girl and her husband at the bar last night. Pretty sure she invited us back to their room but they were way drunk and almost gone. Too bad, she was hot. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,620 Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Is he black? I will be significantly less interested if he is black. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,768 Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 actually I was snoring first. she woke me up to bang apparently. second time in my life that's happened. and you know, yeah, great and all, but it kind of irks me because if I did that, you know, it'd be rape. damn women and all their abilities.Wait. So you're complaining that you can't go around raping women? Link to post Share on other sites
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