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I should also mention that to me that suit looks grey. might be part of my navy bias who knows.

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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

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Agreed. I guess nobody bothered to expain the goal before she ran?
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I have no idea what this means.Back from the in-laws. 20 or so people staying at one house (though 2 adults and 2 children were in a trailer in the driveway) is WAY too many.Glad to be home.
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Oh yeah, Happy 4th!Hope you're all enjoying some of this:post-18854-0-94394500-1341441647_thumb.jpg

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Sobriety is for losers, mista Chris...Heading to the desert... Well, I have to attend a rodeo this evening first. I love flying at night on the fourth. Been doin it for years now. Now that the kid can captain I can really bear down on the suds. Jack n cokes is the main course, of courseSally, last weekend at the lake the kid and his buddies stayed in tents. Due to the heat I brought along a window a/c unit and some dryer vent flex pipe. Yeah, you can figure out the rest. Hope it give ya an idea or twoGoodbye oppressive heat.... Hello oppressive heat without humidity!

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hmm, supposed to be low to mid eighties where I'm going next week, so I don't think I'll need that, but I like where you're head is at. how bout this for a problem. we're going to a fairly large lake. people water ski on it and what not. we don't have a boat, but I'm taking my canoe. GO.I actually am thinking about getting a float of some sort from walmart and just floating around on the lake all day. there's this island about 2 to 3 hundred yards across the lake from where we usually camp. might try to float there on a pool float. see what the game warden has to say about that one.

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hahaoh my sweet sugar snap pea eating god it's going to be so freaking hot today. it was so freaking hot yesterday. and many days before that. and for many days to come. I would complain even more than this but it seems like even the few times it's rained in the past week still hasn't managed to reincarnate the grass, so I should be able to avoid cutting it for quite some time. although maybe if I get out and cut it this saturday when the temp is over 100 I'll kill it all for good and I'll never have to cut it again... decisions.

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and anyways, the main reason I posted all of that is because I'm driving up to nordstroms this morning to get fitted for them. gonna be a nice little road trippy 4th for me I guess.
I was fully expecting this story to end with your car breaking down or getting a flat tire and you have to spend your suit money on that.
oh my sweet sugar snap pea eating god
DJ Vu liked this.You know what I thought about all of that suit talk? I actually welcomed the tiltin post to break it up. That's what I thought of all that suit talk.
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absolutely tan. like get a copy of gq sometime omg.and of course I was kidding about the price. 350 each. that's damn men's warehouse prices right there. they needed a lot of alterations though since I'm just a little too big for a 38 so I had to get a 40. shits are gonna be dope though.
Ya, but what shoes?
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but I'm taking my canoe. GO.
Hmmm, you having a canoe is surprising and not surprising all at the same time.
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Hopefully to the delinquency of a minor.
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yeah some of us are here doing the fashionable work to keep this place alive, while others are off jet-setting, seeing the world and lunching with movie stars in magical locations.

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You know what I thought about all of that suit talk? I actually welcomed the tiltin post to break it up. That's what I thought of all that suit talk.
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Hey, you guys do what you gotta do.Did you see that fireworks show in San Diego where all of their fireworks went off at once? 18 minutes compressed to 15 seconds. That was a thing that happened. Honestly, if I was at that show and even if I had been waiting a long time, I think I'd rather see something like that.

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Did you see that fireworks show in San Diego where all of their fireworks went off at once? 18 minutes compressed to 15 seconds. That was a thing that happened. Honestly, if I was at that show and even if I had been waiting a long time, I think I'd rather see something like that.
The hundreds of videos on youtube are funny. I love to hear the different peoples reactions.
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Somebody on reddit made that point and I agree completely. I've been to so many fireworks shows that I couldn't tell you one from another and I feel like firework technology hasn't really changed in the past 20(maybe more?) years. But a show where they all went off at once? That's shit I'd tell my kids and grandkids(lol @ me procreating) every single fourth of July whether they want to hear it or not.

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Somebody on reddit made that point and I agree completely. I've been to so many fireworks shows that I couldn't tell you one from another and I feel like firework technology hasn't really changed in the past 20(maybe more?) years. But a show where they all went off at once? That's shit I'd tell my kids and grandkids(lol @ me procreating) every single fourth of July whether they want to hear it or not.
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eharmony would work for you.
"overweight 24 year old who looks 18 on a good day with a shitty job and no self-esteem and a slight alcoholism problem renting a room in a house with two other dudes...ladies"
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"overweight 24 year old who looks 18 on a good day with a shitty job and no self-esteem and a slight alcoholism problem renting a room in a house with two other dudes...ladies"
I'm not gonna collide worlds here or anything, but some of the recent pics on facebook I've seen could easily get you a date on eharmony. Don't sell yourself short. You're funny, and super smart. Plus you're loyal. Ladies love that.SUITS!
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WELL AT LEAST I'M CONTRIBUTING
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Online dating is the very end of the line. There is no coming back from that. I'm not ready yet and I doubt nappy is either. We still have the hope of drunken mistakes. But if I ever do go online, I'll probably scope for Christian chicks. Just probe for one that isn't too pushy with it, but kept things pretty well locked down (if you know what I mean). I figure sex might not be as important to a Christian lady, and that matters because I'm never going to satisfy her sexually. Also I'm sitting in the waiting room at the mechanics while my car gets inspected and an amber alert for stratso's town came across te radio. Some little girl kidnapped. Strat, time to become a hero. But seriously kidnapping isn't cool.

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