I Called In Sick Today

[Ron_Mexico 4,238]

worst case scenario you get fired and are freed from this terrible company. so plow on my friend.

This

Hit on a bunch of girls tonight but they were all lesbians apparently.

Used this one for years, only we said it to their faces. sorry ladies, didn't realize you were lesbian.

Try the Beans Burger sometime...Start with the cheapest hamburger meat you can get. Look for the REDUCED FOR QUICK SALE! tag. Choose light brown and avoid blackThrow it in a bowl and knead in a package of lipton onion soup mixSlap together thin patties. Sandwich a slice of pepperjack cheese between two, making sure to squeeze the edges together so the cheese dont escape while cookingImportant: using a pencil or something similar, make a small vent hole in the center of the upper patty. Oddly, they tend to pressurize and damn near explode once in a while. Best served medium or approximately three beers inAdd bacon, fresh lettuce, maters, and raw red onions... with a side of my famous grilled bacon jalos of courseThe best cuts of meat Ive found comes from Sams Club....Try some buffalo sometime. Makes awesome burgers if you can find it.

Why old meat? I use the Lipton package but usually for meat loaf. Buffalo is not bad. Hard to tell the difference between beef. I've done the cheese thing in the middle, but with blue cheeseSAMs is good. They don't carry skirt up here but did in SoFl. Must be the Latin influenceThis post was hurried because I was pooping and late for work. I have to open the joint.

[Ron_Mexico 4,238]

Excellent reference brvy

[Napa Lite 3,281]

Dang, I was pretty proud of my drunk self thinking that last night. Course I assumed I wasn't the first person to ever say it, but still thought it was somewhat original. A buddy is getting married in town today, so a lot of people came in last night and we went out. We ended up at a country bar and believe it or not I know how to country "dance" and so my buddy was wingmanning for me pretty hard and convinced a few girls to dance with me. Of course, after the dance they wanted nothIng to do with me, but whatever. Whores. I think I got hit on by a gay dude, but I'm honestly not sure if he was gay or just Asian. Ran into a girl I know from college and she told me I should hit her up on Facebook so I figure in six months I'll do that.

[iZuma 766]

I'm honestly not sure if he was gay or just Asian.

this is incredibly great

[JubilantLankyLad 1,960]

Lloyd?

[YonYonson 156]

Napa you're the man. Shake you too.Saw prometheous last night. Freaked me right the **** out.

[JubilantLankyLad 1,960]

I see this ending with a picture of Gob.

At least now we know why you spend so much money on your clothes: "Oh, like the guy in the $5000 suit is going to listen to a dadboss about not raping his daughter? COME ON!"

[ShakeZuma 586]

dadboss sounds oddly creepy. I imagine a japanese businessman requesting to be called that by his prostitute. and everybody needs to go see cabin in the woods then go to the movie thread where we can discuss it. saw it last night and I loved it like I love my own children.

[Essay21 2,387]

does THOR take his shirt off and slash or get buck nasty with any ladies? because i'd like to see both if not only one of those things happen.

[ShakeZuma 586]

you know I don't think he took his shirt off at all. he did display some awesome muscular prowess though I suppose. but really, it was good. you should see it.and this thread just took over two minutes to load. that's fucking idiotic. anybody still have that link to the basketball forum?

[Tiltinagain 977]

Took about 20 seconds to load for me. Maybe it's that POS Mac you're using...

[brvheart 1,768]

and this thread just took over two minutes to load. that's fucking idiotic. anybody still have that link to the basketball forum?

BOOM!It's loading suuuuper slow.

[loogie 115]

So apparently Loogie is growing up and doing stuff and s**t.Apparently he made this commercial, which is very good:

Thanks, Brv. I'm glad you like it.

[JubilantLankyLad 1,960]

It's loading suuuuper slow.

Yeah, I IM'd Gov about it a few days ago, it's pretty ridiculous.

[ShakeZuma 586]

BOOM!

ugh. it appears that they're still talking about basketball there. not sure which is worse.beans: I've been very much enjoying the twitter show. not really sure how to reply to posts individually (well I mean I know how to reply, but I don't think it shows that it's a specific reply to a specific post) so to the flag one: yeah, looks like most front yards around here.

[Ron_Mexico 4,238]

Wanna talk about a time killer. Being on Twitter, following a porn star, then reading the tweets of who retweets their pictures. Next thing I know, I'm on some persons page, likely Brazilian, who's posting all kinds of personal sex pictures. Man I love that stuff. Not just the pics, the mentality of taking those pics, then posting them for the world to see. Although, one pic with 3 girls and 2 guys, that's a good ratio.

[JubilantLankyLad 1,960]

True, that's nearly 50/50, amirite?

[Ron_Mexico 4,238]

I'm no mathematician, but sounds about right.

[brvheart 1,768]

Thanks, Brv. I'm glad you like it.

I really did. Very impressed. Nice job.

[SuitedAces21 2,741]

this goddamn thread is taking an ice age to load every day. i mean something needs to be done here.

[DJ Vu 176]

but tell me though, is this a bad idea? I'm 30, almost 31, she's 21. works at the same company I do as an intern, and her dad works there too, fairly high up, and I work with him occasionally. I'm kind of an idiot right?

I think it's fine. I'm not even being sarcastic.

Oddly, they tend to pressurize and damn near explode once in a while.

There is nothing surprising about beans' burgers having a tendency to explode. Like, if you took out the word "burgers" and replaced it with...well, anything, still not surprising.

Saw prometheous last night. Freaked me right the **** out.

Let's go to the movie thread and discuss.

and this thread just took over two minutes to load. that's fucking idiotic. anybody still have that link to the basketball forum?

Do I???There's some Erik Ryland type guy there and some people were questioning where he had been since all his stupid predictions were wildly wrong and he tried to claim he was on a business trip in Thailand. To which everybody responded, "lol right." Then he posted a picture of some meeting and claimed to be one of the guys in the picture. Somebody was actually able to track down the picture via Google and found it on some old website about this business conference in Thailand. From eight years ago. He still wouldn't back down though. Claimed he just go the pictures mixed up because he was in Thailand then too. Oh, and he also claimed he predicted one series correctly not realizing that anyone can click on the poll and see what he actually picked. It was fun.You didn't really want an update on this, did you?

[iZuma 766]

there's been like five posts all weekend. of course I wanted that update. and thank you for the vote of confidence in my extracurricular activities. haven't been called to the hr office yet today so so far so good.

[Napa Lite 3,281]

Yeah, I also agree that it is fine. Well, I mean once you send me a picture of her. Then I will agree. Speaking of young(er) girls...So my sister is 21 and as such, has a lot of friends that are in the same age and being that it's summer...she posts a lot of pictures of them out at bars and the lake and such. Good because it's a bunch of pictures of attractive young 20 year olds, bad because I occasionally see my sister in a bikini. Well, after this last set of uploads I texted my sister telling her she had to introduce me to one of her friends and she texted back "she's out of your league". So either A) pictures don't do her justice and she's a lot more attractive in real life(she's cute in the pictures plus after a little FB stalking she's into hunting/fishing which is kinda cool), B) my sister thinks I'm a troll with no skills or C) a combo of A&B. After a few texts my sister confirmed she is single and now it's my mission to prove my sister wrong. Because that's the most important thing here. Making sure she knows I'm still the most best sibling. Also because this girl looks cute.

[DJ Vu 176]

there's been like five posts all weekend. of course I wanted that update.

He came back and said he was in the Ukraine now.Moderator: "Your IP address still says Winnipeg."

Well, after this last set of uploads I texted my sister telling her she had to introduce me to one of her friends and she texted back "she's out of your league". So either A) pictures don't do her justice and she's a lot more attractive in real life(she's cute in the pictures plus after a little FB stalking she's into hunting/fishing which is kinda cool), B) my sister thinks I'm a troll with no skills or C) a combo of A&B.After a few texts my sister confirmed she is single and now it's my mission to prove my sister wrong. Because that's the most important thing here. Making sure she knows I'm still the most best sibling. Also because this girl looks cute.

Shake and Napa, keeping the thread alive.It's too bad about speedz's death.

[SuitedAces21 2,741]

After a few texts my sister confirmed she is single and now it's my mission to prove my sister wrong. Because that's the most important thing here. Making sure she knows I'm still the most best sibling. Also because this girl looks cute.

do whatever it takes. the pride of all moderately attractive to marginally ugly guys everywhere is at stake.speedz, we hardly knew thee. i would've posted, but the only thing that happened to me recently, of note, was the waiter at the chinese place by the law school telling me i've gotten fat since my first year. you used to have a tight ass, he said, now you don't. lose some weight and you'd be very good looking. it really cut me deep. put me in a funk thats for sure. i guess he's right, i've gained a few pounds in the last three years. but i thought i was making it work. guess not though.