brvheart 1,768 Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 It's never crossed my mind once in my life to pull the Irish Goodbye. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,387 Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 your face is stupid. and that coldplay video gave me a seizure. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,047 Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 I've pulled a lot of Irish goodbyes, but its usually in cases where I'd be worried people wouldn't let me leave. So that's not a good thing.In an unrelated note: Today's beers! Troegs Perpetual IPA: 7.5%. Not overly bitter or alcoholy, but a strong flowery finish that I really enjoy. Top 3 for their brewery, from what I've had.22 oz bomber of Hopmonster, a 9.5% blonde from Paper City Brewing here in MA. I don't know what the style change is from an IPA to a double IPA to an imperial IPA, but classifying this as a blonde is stupid. It's very hoppy and boozy, but with a couple tweaks could be a really good double or imperial IPA. i also had a sip of a watermelon flavored beer from Blue Hills, that a "friend" brought over. It wasn't good. If you'd like to replicate the experience, eat a piece of watermelon, and immediately suck down an ounce of shitty light beer. Not good. Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 972 Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 In my experience, the double and triple IPA's are much lighter and sweeter. I could be wrong, but I think they redo the fermentation cycle. But I feel like i am talking out of my ass now. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,047 Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 In my experience, the double and triple IPA's are much lighter and sweeter. I could be wrong, but I think they redo the fermentation cycle. But I feel like i am talking out of my ass now.They definitely do something, because the high alcohol regular IPA's just don't taste very good, extra boozy that makes them much less drinkable. I had a 10% imperial red last week that had almost no alcohol taste, and I feel like that's the goal of a delicious beer: strong effect with great taste, with minimal alcohol flavor. Of course, that's only my personal taste, but I drink a lot of beer, so I can't be alone when all my favorite styles have the same flavor profile."Friend" indeed. That watermelon mush wasn't to share, either. Yuck. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,238 Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 For my meat nerds. I had a butcher grind up a burger blend tonight. I went with approximately 24oz of each of these meatsTri tipFlank steakRibeyeRoughly all 7.99 per lb. I wanted skirt steak instead of flank but they were out. I'm excited to make burgers for the girls family tomorrow. Also, I read some tips for making tasty burgers: being gentle when making patties, dimple in the middle so it doesn't plump, etc, most of which I knew. One that made me ponder though, put a pat of butter inside the patty, enveloped, and then cook. That is probably really good. Steak is great with butterSo yeah, If I don't notice anything too interesting, it'll be a waste of 2 ribeyes, but it'll be another tick mark on my culinary to do list. The butcher said just grind an entire brisket and it's good. I'll do that next. Also, Napa's posts are mostly amusing. That kid, he's good and I'd like to think we helped shape his comedy chops. Well, older me. Now, I'm pretty much a flaccid dong Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,047 Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 I really need to get to know a good butcher. Even though I spent 10 years in a shitty supermarket, it meant I mostly knew shitty butchers. Supposedly there's a great one just down the street from me in another town. I've been meaning to get in there and introduce myself, just so I can get the cuts of meat I actually want. I generally am not very picky when I'm eating dinner, but if I'm making a certain recipe then I really try to be a stickler, and most of my upcoming recipes involve decent cuts of meat (Ruhlman, what can do you do. LOL!). I really need a decent butcher though. I feel like less than the half a man I am without one. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,387 Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 looking through my spotify library and i have 14 nickleback songs. pretty shameful moment in my life. much more so than the creed and 3 doors down. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,238 Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 I really enjoyed Creed's first album, before it got any real national play. Then it got uglyAnd thera, there is a meat place/gourmet prepared foods but I don't like them. They do cheesy shit like the heart snapped ribeye for 2 on Valentines, etc but I wasn't impressed. We have a large grocery chain here called Publix and they are super customer friendly, very clean and good. Every butcher I talked to was super helpful. I actually would love a part time job there learning to be a butcher but they never responded to my application. Assholes. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 586 Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 so I took the intern out on a date tonight WHAT'S THAT BITCHESalso: I also like napa and both ron and suited should kill themselves for their musical choices. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,238 Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 You suck his dong? Guy intern, right? And while my music tastes aren't as bad as Nickelback' and the like, I am definitely not cutting edge anymore. There was a time when mk would've told you that I was down. Get Up Kids, Sunny Day, JEW, Piebald, Mineral, Hum, Texas is the Reason, Penfold, Appleseed Cast, Hot Water Music and many more like that, and of course, Dashboard Confessional. Sue me on that last one. Whatever. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 586 Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 HAHAHAHA GAY JOKE HAHA SO FUNNYbut tell me though, is this a bad idea? I'm 30, almost 31, she's 21. works at the same company I do as an intern, and her dad works there too, fairly high up, and I work with him occasionally. I'm kind of an idiot right?and mexico I rescind your suicide request. though I don't know but like 2 of those bands and I'm extremely hip. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 586 Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 oh, and she told her fucking dad that she was going out with me tonight. I was like "um waaaat". Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 977 Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 but tell me though, is this a bad idea? I'm 30, almost 31, she's 21. works at the same company I do as an intern, and her dad works there too, fairly high up, and I work with him occasionally. I'm kind of an idiot right?I think the bad idea is questioning anything when a female is willing to go out with you.And Speedz would be proud of the whole craddle robber thing. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 586 Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 plus she's really skinny, so there's that.edit: top! Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,238 Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 Wow, that whole scenario has trainwreckery written all over it. Sure, technically, she's allowed to be dated (half your age +7 is the rule) but really, do you actually have anything to say to a 21 year old? Probably not. She's great for a pump and dump and I'm all for dating people you work with, awkward end game be damned, but her dad being an exec isn't good. Just a lot of variables in play. Are there no other women in your town? In closing, screw it, you only live once. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,768 Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 I really enjoyed Creed's first album, before it got any real national play. Then it got uglyAnd thera, there is a meat place/gourmet prepared foods but I don't like them. They do cheesy shit like the heart snapped ribeye for 2 on Valentines, etc but I wasn't impressed. We have a large grocery chain here called Publix and they are super customer friendly, very clean and good. Every butcher I talked to was super helpful. I actually would love a part time job there learning to be a butcher but they never responded to my application. Assholes. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,960 Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 Are there no other women in your town?Just the one. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,768 Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 but tell me though, is this a bad idea? I'm 30, almost 31, she's 21. works at the same company I do as an intern, and her dad works there too, fairly high up, and I work with him occasionally. I'm kind of an idiot right?and mexico I rescind your suicide request. though I don't know but like 2 of those bands and I'm extremely hip. oh, and she told her fucking dad that she was going out with me tonight. I was like "um waaaat".I think it's a great idea. Impress the dad = profit.ps. You will never be able to break up with her, but who cares... amirite!? Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,387 Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 worst case scenario you get fired and are freed from this terrible company. so plow on my friend. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,281 Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 I'm currently in my car which is in the "waiting" side of the McDonald's drive thru cause we just ordered 80 dank ass nugz and they surprisingly don't have that many ready. So I'm blasting some KanYe because obv the people working this late are black. Also I love all of you no homo even if you don't. Hit on a bunch of girls tonight but they were all lesbians apparently. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 586 Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 ok you guys are not being as encouraging as I had hoped. now I'm actually kind of worried here. thing about the dad though, he actually likes(ed?) me, and that's what he told her when she (before she?) told him she was going out with me. and he's not really exec level, at least not yet, but you know, he's not a nobody. oiy. I don't know. I see this ending with a picture of Gob.hell though, half of the people in the company are sleeping together though, so as long as she doesn't work for me, I should be ok I would hope. like, the main guy over the area I work, like an exec level guy, his marriage ended because he was having an affair with some woman there and she got pregnant. and he's still there rocking it so I mean I have to be ok right? just gotta get her pregnant I guess.and napa, you just keep rocking you brah. them bitches? they just hataz. Link to post Share on other sites
beans-n-icewater 18 Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 I've pulled a lot of Irish goodbyes, but its usually in cases where I'd be worried people wouldn't let me leave. So that's not a good thing.People are usually worried that I wont leave...For my meat nerds. Also, I read some tips for making tasty burgers: being gentle when making patties, dimple in the middle so it doesn't plump, etc, most of which I knew. One that made me ponder though, put a pat of butter inside the patty, enveloped, and then cook. That is probably really good. Steak is great with butterflaccid dongTry the Beans Burger sometime...Start with the cheapest hamburger meat you can get. Look for the REDUCED FOR QUICK SALE! tag. Choose light brown and avoid blackThrow it in a bowl and knead in a package of lipton onion soup mixSlap together thin patties. Sandwich a slice of pepperjack cheese between two, making sure to squeeze the edges together so the cheese dont escape while cookingImportant: using a pencil or something similar, make a small vent hole in the center of the upper patty. Oddly, they tend to pressurize and damn near explode once in a while. Best served medium or approximately three beers inAdd bacon, fresh lettuce, maters, and raw red onions... with a side of my famous grilled bacon jalos of courseI actually would love a part time job there learning to be a butcher but they never responded to my application. Assholes.I seriously doubt you would have enjoyed it much. They usually start out the new guys shooting the cow in the head with a twenty twoThe best cuts of meat Ive found comes from Sams Club....Try some buffalo sometime. Makes awesome burgers if you can find itIm not sure if its legal in all areas. I know you can get it in nevada and texas. I could also be talking out of my assbut tell me though, is this a bad idea? I'm 30, almost 31, she's 21.Other than her being a tad old, I think its just fineTrust me, one of these days youll be lying in bed with your wife of many years, she'll fart, roll over and scratch the living shit outta you with unshaven legs, and youll...That reminds me... my gentlemens club fastpass expire this month Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 586 Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 beans advice to the rescue! Link to post Share on other sites
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