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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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Would you be obligated to maintain it? I'm picturing the episode where Bart Simpson buys a factory for a dollar at an auction.
That was exactly what I had in mind. Especially the part with the coffee machine where the rat comes out first and scuttles off, but Milhouse drinks the coffee anyway as he swings his baton and contemplates how his life has turned out.
You've already got an apartment for that.
I have a dorm room. I do use it for dancing around like a maniac but it isn't as spacious as a sports stadium. I can't run about freely. I can certainly flail around to the Lambada, and the music from Glee, however.
Cheeto seems to be transitioning into a lap cat. I'm not sure what to make of it.
Why don't you make a photo of it, and send it to me?
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Yeah, but I'm not sure that counts...would you have caught it if I didn't specifically mention that it was a reference?
Why don't you make a photo of it, and send it to me?
I'll try to start leaving my phone within reach.
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Even funnier that somebody offered to buy it for $20 million last year.That's why I put the year in, it's insane. I mean, there are people in this thread who could've bought it. How about that for the annual Thanksgiving family football game? "Going to the Silverdome to play a little two-hand touch football. We'll be back for dinner."
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If you just buy it for fun, seems like the land tax would be the main issue. You can just turn on the lights the few times per year you want to run around on the field.Paintball. That's what it'd be fun for. Or laser tag.
DAMMIT!
Try to cancel dinner. We're not in the 1700's anymore.So...onto the bisexual stripper?
DAMN SKIPPY!CAPITAL!
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Yeah, but I'm not sure that counts...would you have caught it if I didn't specifically mention that it was a reference?
Well, no. The reasons are twofold:1. It's a fairly common thing to say and does not stand out as a reference to something.2. I've never seen the show (all hail Google!).I think I'm failing in my goal to speak more authoritatively.Startingggggggg NOW!
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They used to open it up for rollerblading around the concourse. Think it was a 1/2 mile around. Then they put a drive-in in the parking lot.The place is huge, sits over 80K which was sucky when you wanted to see a home game on TV, no matter how good they ever got (which 91 was the only year I can remember) they could never sell out all 82K seats.I spent a lot of time at the Silverdome growing up. Pistons played there, saw the Harlem Globetrotters there, tons of Lions games, most memorable was the 91 playoff game vs the Cowboys, and best of all was watching NASL games back in the day. Detroit Express with Trevor Francis (who now does EPL commentary for FSC), Andy Chapman, Brian Tinnion, and others. So hearing that soccer will be back brings back some good old memories.

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They used to open it up for rollerblading around the concourse. Think it was a 1/2 mile around. Then they put a drive-in in the parking lot.The place is huge, sits over 80K which was sucky when you wanted to see a home game on TV, no matter how good they ever got (which 91 was the only year I can remember) they could never sell out all 82K seats.I spent a lot of time at the Silverdome growing up. Pistons played there, saw the Harlem Globetrotters there, tons of Lions games, most memorable was the 91 playoff game vs the Cowboys, and best of all was watching NASL games back in the day. Detroit Express with Trevor Francis (who now does EPL commentary for FSC), Andy Chapman, Brian Tinnion, and others. So hearing that soccer will be back brings back some good old memories.
My Bungles lost a Super Bowl there so my memories aren't that fond.
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Wow, I just won a stupid internet argument against a stranger, and his final rebuttal literally made me laugh out loud. This is it, and I quote:

(_1_) <---- This is your assIt is very fatYou are very dumb
I guess that's his way of admitting that I am right, and no matter how much he calls me a cunt and pathetic insults like "spaztastic hyper-ninny" he will still be wrong, and I will still be right. I am satisfied.
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Shouldn't it be more like this:(___1___)if he was trying to show it as very fat?
Good point, he is clearly even stupid than I had concluded. That'll show him not to claim that almond-shaped eyes are a symptom of autism!Meanwhile, small pleasures in essay-writing: Citing an article entitled "Can an Eagle Hug a Panda?" (I've come to an answer of "Yes, but neither party enjoys it, and they definitely avoid crotch contact")
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Wow, I just won a stupid internet argument against a stranger, and his final rebuttal literally made me laugh out loud. This is it, and I quote:I guess that's his way of admitting that I am right, and no matter how much he calls me a cunt and pathetic insults like "spaztastic hyper-ninny" he will still be wrong, and I will still be right. I am satisfied.
I disagree. I am pretty sure he won.
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Wow, I just won a stupid internet argument against a stranger, and his final rebuttal literally made me laugh out loud. This is it, and I quote:I guess that's his way of admitting that I am right, and no matter how much he calls me a cunt and pathetic insults like "spaztastic hyper-ninny" he will still be wrong, and I will still be right. I am satisfied.
What were you and Wang arguing about?
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Good point, he is clearly even stupid than I had concluded. That'll show him not to claim that almond-shaped eyes are a symptom of autism!
Yeah, that's down syndrome, not autism.
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The crazy religious person always gets voted off early. Sorry Brv.
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This is not why I thought you brought me in here.
this was awesome.
just kidding, let's get him!
dammit Randy. I thought we were friends!?
BBC. She was such a nice girl before we started dating. I speedz'd it right out of her, I guess.
"Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned" -not a Bible verse
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Yeah, that's down syndrome, not autism.
I know, right?Hmm, dilemma: See that thread in OT titled "Help (with incentive)"? I offered to sell en essay for $50, as a joke. Now the OP just said he wants it, and I actually do have the essay. What shall I do?
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"Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned" -not a Bible verse
It is based on a bible verse though (2 Corinthians 11:17). You should probably know that brv, it's pretty unjesusly of you not to.
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She is one scorned woman.
**** you Joey.
Well that isn't very Jesusly of you, brv.
oops. Screw you Joey.
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It is based on a bible verse though (2 Corinthians 11:17). You should probably know that brv, it's pretty unjesusly of you not to.
The quote I posted isn't a Bible verse however... so there.ps. I just dominated you in an internet argument.
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This one wasn't a stripper. That was the other roommate and the chick from school, who, by the way, recently broke off her engagement.
ORLY?
Is that making fun of a thing that christians put on their pages? I don't have crazy religious friends (well, I have one, but he associates with mentally challenged asians, so he doesn't count), so I've never seen it before.,
speedz, I live in virginia. every single person here is a "christian." they love to show their love for jesus on their facebook pages just before they leave the house to get drunk do drugs and have premarital sex. BUT JESUS ONLY COUNTS FACEBOOK NOW.
ps. I just dominated you in an internet argument.
haha
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