MikeR 0 Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 he really is a jerkJuly 09, 1999One of the two deaths attributed to the storm was the result of an auto accident just after 11 a.m., when a car hydroplaned in the northwest part of the valley.A Mercedes, driven by Las Vegan Shahram Sheikhan, 29, was traveling at speeds too fast for the slick road conditions on Buffalo Drive just north of Charleston Boulevard, Metro Police said.The Mercedes slid across the raised center median of southbound Buffalo and struck a Lincoln traveling in the northbound lanes, police said.The female passenger, 91-year-old Dorathy Ohriner of Las Vegas, died at the scene, the Clark County Coroner's office said today. The Lincoln was driven by Neil Ohriner, 66, also of Las Vegas, police said.Sheikhan and Mr. Ohriner were taken to University Medical Center with moderate injuries.Damn. At least Phil and the Mouth don't kill old people. Jesus Christ. Link to post Share on other sites
KowboyKoop 0 Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 he really is a jerkJuly 09, 1999One of the two deaths attributed to the storm was the result of an auto accident just after 11 a.m., when a car hydroplaned in the northwest part of the valley.A Mercedes, driven by Las Vegan Shahram Sheikhan, 29, was traveling at speeds too fast for the slick road conditions on Buffalo Drive just north of Charleston Boulevard, Metro Police said.The Mercedes slid across the raised center median of southbound Buffalo and struck a Lincoln traveling in the northbound lanes, police said.The female passenger, 91-year-old Dorathy Ohriner of Las Vegas, died at the scene, the Clark County Coroner's office said today. The Lincoln was driven by Neil Ohriner, 66, also of Las Vegas, police said.Sheikhan and Mr. Ohriner were taken to University Medical Center with moderate injuries.Damn. At least Phil and the Mouth don't kill old people. Jesus Christ.Is this seriously that same guy...or is it just a similar name? I don't care that much to look it up...I want an easy answer..lol. Link to post Share on other sites
MikeR 0 Posted May 2, 2006 Author Share Posted May 2, 2006 Is this seriously that same guy...or is it just a similar name? I don't care that much to look it up...I want an easy answer..lol.Yeah, same guy. Guess he's a vegas local who owns a chain of headshops and tattoo shops, how he got his bankroll to begin with, and some of the guys at 2+2 were talking about his "driving incident". Link to post Share on other sites
thatguy 0 Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 It was obviously an accident, there is no need to judge him for it. But you do have my permission to judge him for being a complete **** to everyone all the time. Link to post Share on other sites
No_Neck 0 Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 It was obviously an accident, there is no need to judge him for it. But you do have my permission to judge him for being a complete **** to everyone all the time.he does have the phil avatar... Link to post Share on other sites
MikeR 0 Posted May 2, 2006 Author Share Posted May 2, 2006 It was obviously an accident, there is no need to judge him for it. But you do have my permission to judge him for being a complete **** to everyone all the time.But this is such great ammo to use if the guy starts trash talking you at the table. And usually when you kill an old lady you become a little more humble. That's why Dan Harrington is such a class act. (Ok, I don't think Dan killed any old ladies, but thought it would make for a funny sentence) Link to post Share on other sites
thatguy 0 Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 But this is such great ammo to use if the guy starts trash talking you at the table. And usually when you kill an old lady you become a little more humble. That's why Dan Harrington is such a class act. (Ok, I don't think Dan killed any old ladies, but thought it would make for a funny sentence)Lol that seriously made my eyes bulge out of my head for a second. Not cool!! Making me think Dan was a killer like that, for 2 seconds... Link to post Share on other sites
vonteego3 0 Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 dude, she was 91 years old. That's not even killing someone, it's more of an assisted suicide. What's a 91 year old woman doing on the road in the rain, anyways? Link to post Share on other sites
Butcho22 0 Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 But this is such great ammo to use if the guy starts trash talking you at the table. And usually when you kill an old lady you become a little more humble. That's why Dan Harrington is such a class act. (Ok, I don't think Dan killed any old ladies, but thought it would make for a funny sentence)The only way it would be funny is if it were true, but.............. Link to post Share on other sites
MikeR 0 Posted May 2, 2006 Author Share Posted May 2, 2006 Sheiky better watch his back, payback's a beeetch. Link to post Share on other sites
ROGUE06 0 Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 he really is a jerkJuly 09, 1999One of the two deaths attributed to the storm was the result of an auto accident just after 11 a.m., when a car hydroplaned in the northwest part of the valley.A Mercedes, driven by Las Vegan Shahram Sheikhan, 29, was traveling at speeds too fast for the slick road conditions on Buffalo Drive just north of Charleston Boulevard, Metro Police said.The Mercedes slid across the raised center median of southbound Buffalo and struck a Lincoln traveling in the northbound lanes, police said.The female passenger, 91-year-old Dorathy Ohriner of Las Vegas, died at the scene, the Clark County Coroner's office said today. The Lincoln was driven by Neil Ohriner, 66, also of Las Vegas, police said.Sheikhan and Mr. Ohriner were taken to University Medical Center with moderate injuries.Damn. At least Phil and the Mouth don't kill old people. Jesus Christ.Wow Sheiky officially is the biggest jerk in poker. Link to post Share on other sites
MikeR 0 Posted May 2, 2006 Author Share Posted May 2, 2006 Wow Sheiky officially is the biggest jerk in poker. Hahahaha, seriously how do you top that? Phil or Matusow would have to butt rape Doyle Brunson at a televised final table and then slit his throat. Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 9 Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 great investigating. now can anyone tell me if steve dannenman actually killed a hooker? Link to post Share on other sites
_Great_Dane_ 0 Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 dude, she was 91 years old. That's not even killing someone, it's more of an assisted suicide. What's a 91 year old woman doing on the road in the rain, anyways?And what are you doing awake after bedtime on the computer? Link to post Share on other sites
echo23 0 Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 How much do I love that football video Butcho. Alot. Link to post Share on other sites
Don Giovanni 0 Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 thats a funny sig, but its too big. so lose it. Link to post Share on other sites
MikeR 0 Posted May 2, 2006 Author Share Posted May 2, 2006 thats a funny sig, but its too big. so lose it.Or just resize it. Link to post Share on other sites
Butcho22 0 Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 thats a funny sig, but its too big. so lose it.I've thought of that, but i've decided it's not big enough to take it off. Leave it up to the mods I guess, but I feel like it's not going over the line. Now that one guys pizza was over the line for example.....Plus i'm always owning guys left and right so it saves me from having to put up a pic about it all the time. Link to post Share on other sites
Wandigo 1 Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 maybe she was just looking for the country kitchen buffet...okay I'm going to hell, but that was a great episode. Link to post Share on other sites
suicideking 0 Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Touche. It was just on too. Link to post Share on other sites
MikeR 0 Posted May 2, 2006 Author Share Posted May 2, 2006 maybe she was just looking for the country kitchen buffet...okay I'm going to hell, but that was a great episode.Awesome! I was going to say the same thing but I couldn't remember the name of the damn buffet. Link to post Share on other sites
pokerdan97 0 Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 She was 91 though. I mean who seriously wants to live that long ? If I was that age and that frail I'd be praying for someone to put me out of my misery ;p Link to post Share on other sites
Golden 2 Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Was he driving a bus? Link to post Share on other sites
Aces, Full, Mike 0 Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 She was 91 though. I mean who seriously wants to live that long ? If I was that age and that frail I'd be praying for someone to put me out of my misery ;pThat's an ignorant thing to say. You will see things differently once you grow up. Link to post Share on other sites
DrawingDeadInDM 0 Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 But this is such great ammo to use if the guy starts trash talking you at the table. And usually when you kill an old lady you become a little more humble. That's why Dan Harrington is such a class act. (Ok, I don't think Dan killed any old ladies, but thought it would make for a funny sentence)Yeah, that would be cool.."Hey, nice call preflop, jackass.""Yeah? At least I never killed an old lady.."Classy.dude, she was 91 years old. That's not even killing someone, it's more of an assisted suicide. What's a 91 year old woman doing on the road in the rain, anyways?Hmm..Other than being a tool, you're an illiterate.Go look for this line.."The Lincoln was driven by ______ ___________, 66, also of Las Vegas, police said." Link to post Share on other sites
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