PrtyPSux 0 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Daniels riddle, which I didnt bother to read, reminded me of a riddle I heard a few days ago. I guess Psychologists determined that most serial killers' minds work in such ****ed up ways that they usually give the same answer to this question. So here it is, if you already heard the riddle and know the answer dont answer it or else it'll ruin the whole thing. I'll post the answer in a day or so.Riddle:A woman goes to her mother's funeral, and sees a man there. She falls deeply in love with him. The next day she kills her sister. Why did the woman kill her sister??????I didnt get it and neither did any of my friends, so I guess Im safe. Link to post Share on other sites
Golden 2 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Daniels riddle, which I didnt bother to read, reminded me of a riddle I heard a few days ago. I guess Psychologists determined that most serial killers' minds work in such ****ed up ways that they usually give the same answer to this question. So here it is, if you already heard the riddle and know the answer dont answer it or else it'll ruin the whole thing. I'll post the answer in a day or so.Riddle:A woman goes to her mother's funeral, and sees a man there. She falls deeply in love with him. The next day she kills her sister. Why did the woman kill her sister??????I didnt get it and neither did any of my friends, so I guess Im safe.Her sister was the man's wife. Link to post Share on other sites
RonBurgundy 0 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 she had just killed her mother? Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 I'm with Golden on this one. The man she fell in love with was her brother in law.OR...Her sister was just a big ol bitch and needed to be killed. Link to post Share on other sites
Demonde 0 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Her sister was just a big ol bitch and needed to be killed. Link to post Share on other sites
WKTSWAY 0 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Her sister was the man's wife.That was the first thing I thought of... Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 OR...Maybe the man she fell in love with was the priest that was performing the funeral ceremony and her sister just kept blabbing about how it was wrong that she was in love with a man of the cloth and how the relationship would never be consumated as being a Catholic priest he was probably only interested in young boys and the sister just kept going on and on and on about it until the woman couldn't take anymore and stabbed her sister in the throat with the beautiful antique gold plated crucifix that her mother had left her in her will.I don't know... Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 because she thinks the man will return for her sister's funeral and she'll get to see him again. Link to post Share on other sites
tyfgine 0 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 because she thinks the man will return for her sister's funeral and she'll get to see him again.oooo, i like this one. im going with jeff's answer. Link to post Share on other sites
Demonde 0 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 because she thinks the man will return for her sister's funeral and she'll get to see him again. right when i saw that i knew it was right Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 because she thinks the man will return for her sister's funeral and she'll get to see him again.That has to be it. Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Her neighbors barking dog told her to do it.OR...She did it to proclaim her love of Jodi Foster. Link to post Share on other sites
dimseven 0 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 because she thinks the man will return for her sister's funeral and she'll get to see him again.You win Link to post Share on other sites
Golden 2 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 because she thinks the man will return for her sister's funeral and she'll get to see him again.I was convinced I had it until I saw that. Very nice. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 You winA) What do i win?2) Should i be concerned that i got this right? Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 A) What do i win?2) Should i be concerned that i got this right?Nothing and No.Here's another one:A man is driving along when he turns on the radio. He listens for five minutes, turns around, goes home, and shoots his wife. Why? Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Nothing and No.Here's another one:A man is driving along when he turns on the radio. He listens for five minutes, turns around, goes home, and shoots his wife. Why?Do you want the right answer or one of my (apparently lame) attempts at humour? Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Do you want the right answer or one of my (apparently lame) attempts at humour?How about both? Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 How about both?Real: It was one of those radio shows where they call somebody at home and they called the guy's house and another man answered the phone.Lame: The guy is Nick Lachay and one of his wife's shitty songs came on the radio and he finally realized that she is extremely stupid, untalented and not really that good looking so he went home and killed her. Hopefully her skanky ass sister is next on his list. Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Real: It was one of those radio shows where they call somebody at home and they called the guy's house and another man answered the phone.Lame: The guy is Nick Lachay and one of his wife's shitty songs came on the radio and he finally realized that she is extremely stupid, untalented and not really that good looking so he went home and killed her. Hopefully her skanky ass sister is next on his list.Both of those work. Hows this?A man is driving in his car. He turns on the radio, pulls over to the side, and shoots himself. Why? Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Both of those work. Hows this?A man is driving in his car. He turns on the radio, pulls over to the side, and shoots himself. Why?Real: The man is a DJ and puts on a long record so he can drive home, kill his wife and get back to the radio station with what seems like the perfect alibi. However, he kills his wife and on his drive back to the station turns on the radio only to hear that the record is skipping.Lame: It was a Nickelback song on the radio.Lame #2: it was a Judas Priest song which we all know contains subliminal messages instructing people to kill themself. Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Real: The man is a DJ and puts on a long record so he can drive home, kill his wife and get back to the radio station with what seems like the perfect alibi. However, he kills his wife and on his drive back to the station turns on the radio only to hear that the record is skipping.Lame: It was a Nickelback song on the radio.Lame #2: it was a Judas Priest song which we all know contains subliminal messages instructing people to kill themself.Right again. Do you know the site?Sam and Margret come home one evening to find Phil dead and John in the corner looking smug. What happened? Link to post Share on other sites
PrtyPSux 0 Posted February 25, 2006 Author Share Posted February 25, 2006 A) What do i win?2) Should i be concerned that i got this right?I was told you should be concerned....your brain is wired like a serial killer's. You also look like the type of guy who could kill 6 or 10 people.I love you though, please dont hurt me. Link to post Share on other sites
Golden 2 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Jeff scares me now..... Link to post Share on other sites
yergan 0 Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 Phil is their pet fish, John their cat? Link to post Share on other sites
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