grocery_mony 9 Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 Inspired by last weeks entourage. Post links to freaky people. I will get the ball rolling with this one.http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/cas/388920920.html Link to post Share on other sites
xzanos 0 Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 Inspired by last weeks entourage. Post links to freaky people. I will get the ball rolling with this one.http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/cas/388920920.html Not as good, but someone sure likes Barry Bonds:http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cas/387400195.html Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 9 Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 Not as good, but someone sure likes Barry Bonds:http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cas/387400195.html Disagreed. Link to post Share on other sites
xzanos 0 Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 Disagreed.Fine, not as freaky? Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,238 Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 Exp SB seeking Exp SD.Sexy italian lady here seeking only SERIOUS prosperous gentlemen to inquire.Don't contact if you don't know what SD means or have not been one before. Please dont waste my time and I won't waste yoursit's not freaky or wacky, but I've seen SB and SD a couple of times. Anyone know what it means? I'm better something with being submissive or dominating, but what better place to ask than a poker forum? Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 9 Posted August 4, 2007 Author Share Posted August 4, 2007 Another classy lady.http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/cas/388898029.html Link to post Share on other sites
ChunkyLuver69 0 Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 best thread everkeep it going Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 1 Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 Exp SB seeking Exp SD.Sexy italian lady here seeking only SERIOUS prosperous gentlemen to inquire.Don't contact if you don't know what SD means or have not been one before. Please dont waste my time and I won't waste yoursit's not freaky or wacky, but I've seen SB and SD a couple of times. Anyone know what it means? I'm better something with being submissive or dominating, but what better place to ask than a poker forum?Guessing something to do with BDSM, maybe you should "ask Nikki". Link to post Share on other sites
hblask 1 Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 Another classy lady.http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/cas/388898029.html This reminds me of an experiment I did once. I told a female friend that women have it easy, all they have to do is offer sex and they can get whatever guy they want. I said there is no woman so unappealing that this won't work. So I created a fictional woman on one of those "adult friend" websites, something like this:I am an 86 year old woman whose goal is to have sex with 5000 men in my life. I am quickly approaching that goal, just another hundred to go. I am about 90 pounds overweight, and am married. My husband will be in the room with us, but it's OK because he has Alzheimers so he will forget who you are by the time you get your pants on. Sometimes he gets upset about this, but he's too frail to do much but cry a little. If you would like to help me reach my goal, please contact me at....I got about 30 replies, and anyone who replied got this message:By the way, I have some strange yellow substance oozing "down there", and it smells really bad. I hope this doesn't bother you, because I like men to have oral sex on me before the main event. Please let me know if this bothers you.Even after this, I got 3 or 4 guys who persisted for a month or more. They would not be deterred. Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 1 Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 Even after this, I got 3 or 4 guys who persisted for a month or more. They would not be deterred. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,367 Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 Exp SB seeking Exp SD.Sexy italian lady here seeking only SERIOUS prosperous gentlemen to inquire.Don't contact if you don't know what SD means or have not been one before. Please dont waste my time and I won't waste yoursit's not freaky or wacky, but I've seen SB and SD a couple of times. Anyone know what it means? I'm better something with being submissive or dominating, but what better place to ask than a poker forum?Normally I'd go with it's a submissive/Dom tag.. how ever, the rest of the personal implies that she's a whore " seeking only SERIOUS prosperous gentlemen", and it's a little unusually for submissive whores to be only looking for dominant johns, so I'm not really sure.. Link to post Share on other sites
xzanos 0 Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 Another classy lady.http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/cas/388898029.html vegas must have a lot of fecophiliacs. Link to post Share on other sites
coesillian 0 Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Hello, You are a young girl, over 18 but under 25. You have a pretty face, and you're not fat but definitely not skinny. You're either at your first time with a woman or not very experienced. But you know it in your heart that you have to be with a woman. A beautiful, older woman, who will know how to take care of you. But the most important thing, is that you appreciate the beauty of intensity and pain in her arms. It doesn't have to hurt, you know, if you just stay still. And it's ok if you cry, I will dry your tears and kiss you until everything is ok. No marks, no one will ever have to know. And if you're shy, I will be delighted to push the limits of your mental boundaries, and I will give you every reason to blush. I don't mind if you have a boyfriend, and we will keep this as discreet as possible. You just have to come to my apartment downtown, and when the door closes, you can be my candy girl for as long as you like. I am waiting for your email with a picture. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,741 Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 http://kansascity.craigslist.org/cas/390096191.htmlIm meeting her tommorow. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,367 Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Hello, You are a young girl, over 18 but under 25. You have a pretty face, and you're not fat but definitely not skinny. You're either at your first time with a woman or not very experienced. But you know it in your heart that you have to be with a woman. A beautiful, older woman, who will know how to take care of you. But the most important thing, is that you appreciate the beauty of intensity and pain in her arms. It doesn't have to hurt, you know, if you just stay still. And it's ok if you cry, I will dry your tears and kiss you until everything is ok. No marks, no one will ever have to know. And if you're shy, I will be delighted to push the limits of your mental boundaries, and I will give you every reason to blush. I don't mind if you have a boyfriend, and we will keep this as discreet as possible. You just have to come to my apartment downtown, and when the door closes, you can be my candy girl for as long as you like. I am waiting for your email with a picture.That is the hottest personal ad I've ever read. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Do I respond to her......or her?I guess I could do both. Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 9 Posted August 6, 2007 Author Share Posted August 6, 2007 http://kansascity.craigslist.org/cas/390096191.htmlIm meeting her tommorow. Link to post Share on other sites
xzanos 0 Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/cas/380018205.htmlhttp://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/cas/388446584.html Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/cas/380018205.htmlhttp://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/cas/388446584.html That 2nd one, wow. Just wow. Link to post Share on other sites
RRG 0 Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 http://montana.craigslist.org/vnn/381912422.html Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,367 Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 http://montana.craigslist.org/vnn/381912422.htmlI don't think you get the point of this thread, it is for entertaining craigslist entries, not to spam roll us. If I was a mod, I'd ban you for that link. Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 1 Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 I don't think you get the point of this thread, it is for entertaining craigslist entries, not to spam roll us. If I was a mod, I'd ban you for that link.I don't think you get the point of joke accounts. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,367 Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 I don't think you get the point of joke accounts.Um.. obviously not. .I don't get the joke... lol better scan through his posts. Link to post Share on other sites
fighter 4 Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 I don't think you get the point of joke accounts.This kid is funny.The post in here wasnt but the other 4 gave me hope Link to post Share on other sites
vvganeshavv 4 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 best thread everkeep it goingi love this thread........when i'm bored i go to craigslist and read the stupid shi t people right....i like to read the "free" section...i wish i still had the link but some guy was trying to give away a tv that took 10 minutes to turn on because you had to blow dry it to get it to turn on...i sat there and wondered how the fuck he figured that out...This reminds me of an experiment I did once. I told a female friend that women have it easy, all they have to do is offer sex and they can get whatever guy they want. I said there is no woman so unappealing that this won't work. So I created a fictional woman on one of those "adult friend" websites, something like this:I got about 30 replies, and anyone who replied got this message:Even after this, I got 3 or 4 guys who persisted for a month or more. They would not be deterred.this just proves my point...i've always said any girl can get laid any time she wants....it's god's way of apologizing for our periods Link to post Share on other sites
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