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Exp SB seeking Exp SD.Sexy italian lady here seeking only SERIOUS prosperous gentlemen to inquire.Don't contact if you don't know what SD means or have not been one before. Please dont waste my time and I won't waste yoursit's not freaky or wacky, but I've seen SB and SD a couple of times. Anyone know what it means? I'm better something with being submissive or dominating, but what better place to ask than a poker forum?

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Exp SB seeking Exp SD.Sexy italian lady here seeking only SERIOUS prosperous gentlemen to inquire.Don't contact if you don't know what SD means or have not been one before. Please dont waste my time and I won't waste yoursit's not freaky or wacky, but I've seen SB and SD a couple of times. Anyone know what it means? I'm better something with being submissive or dominating, but what better place to ask than a poker forum?
Guessing something to do with BDSM, maybe you should "ask Nikki".
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This reminds me of an experiment I did once. I told a female friend that women have it easy, all they have to do is offer sex and they can get whatever guy they want. I said there is no woman so unappealing that this won't work. So I created a fictional woman on one of those "adult friend" websites, something like this:
I am an 86 year old woman whose goal is to have sex with 5000 men in my life. I am quickly approaching that goal, just another hundred to go. I am about 90 pounds overweight, and am married. My husband will be in the room with us, but it's OK because he has Alzheimers so he will forget who you are by the time you get your pants on. Sometimes he gets upset about this, but he's too frail to do much but cry a little. If you would like to help me reach my goal, please contact me at....
I got about 30 replies, and anyone who replied got this message:
By the way, I have some strange yellow substance oozing "down there", and it smells really bad. I hope this doesn't bother you, because I like men to have oral sex on me before the main event. Please let me know if this bothers you.
Even after this, I got 3 or 4 guys who persisted for a month or more. They would not be deterred.
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Exp SB seeking Exp SD.Sexy italian lady here seeking only SERIOUS prosperous gentlemen to inquire.Don't contact if you don't know what SD means or have not been one before. Please dont waste my time and I won't waste yoursit's not freaky or wacky, but I've seen SB and SD a couple of times. Anyone know what it means? I'm better something with being submissive or dominating, but what better place to ask than a poker forum?
Normally I'd go with it's a submissive/Dom tag.. how ever, the rest of the personal implies that she's a whore " seeking only SERIOUS prosperous gentlemen", and it's a little unusually for submissive whores to be only looking for dominant johns, so I'm not really sure..
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Hello, You are a young girl, over 18 but under 25. You have a pretty face, and you're not fat but definitely not skinny. You're either at your first time with a woman or not very experienced. But you know it in your heart that you have to be with a woman. A beautiful, older woman, who will know how to take care of you. But the most important thing, is that you appreciate the beauty of intensity and pain in her arms. It doesn't have to hurt, you know, if you just stay still. And it's ok if you cry, I will dry your tears and kiss you until everything is ok. No marks, no one will ever have to know. And if you're shy, I will be delighted to push the limits of your mental boundaries, and I will give you every reason to blush. I don't mind if you have a boyfriend, and we will keep this as discreet as possible. You just have to come to my apartment downtown, and when the door closes, you can be my candy girl for as long as you like. I am waiting for your email with a picture.

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Hello, You are a young girl, over 18 but under 25. You have a pretty face, and you're not fat but definitely not skinny. You're either at your first time with a woman or not very experienced. But you know it in your heart that you have to be with a woman. A beautiful, older woman, who will know how to take care of you. But the most important thing, is that you appreciate the beauty of intensity and pain in her arms. It doesn't have to hurt, you know, if you just stay still. And it's ok if you cry, I will dry your tears and kiss you until everything is ok. No marks, no one will ever have to know. And if you're shy, I will be delighted to push the limits of your mental boundaries, and I will give you every reason to blush. I don't mind if you have a boyfriend, and we will keep this as discreet as possible. You just have to come to my apartment downtown, and when the door closes, you can be my candy girl for as long as you like. I am waiting for your email with a picture.
That is the hottest personal ad I've ever read.
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I don't think you get the point of this thread, it is for entertaining craigslist entries, not to spam roll us. If I was a mod, I'd ban you for that link.
I don't think you get the point of joke accounts.
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best thread everkeep it going
i love this thread........when i'm bored i go to craigslist and read the stupid shi t people right....i like to read the "free" section...i wish i still had the link but some guy was trying to give away a tv that took 10 minutes to turn on because you had to blow dry it to get it to turn on...i sat there and wondered how the fuck he figured that out...
This reminds me of an experiment I did once. I told a female friend that women have it easy, all they have to do is offer sex and they can get whatever guy they want. I said there is no woman so unappealing that this won't work. So I created a fictional woman on one of those "adult friend" websites, something like this:I got about 30 replies, and anyone who replied got this message:Even after this, I got 3 or 4 guys who persisted for a month or more. They would not be deterred.
this just proves my point...i've always said any girl can get laid any time she wants....it's god's way of apologizing for our periods :club:
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