I Too Have Too Much Time On My Hands

[Dirtydutch 9]

Red = Kouame LuduviqueBlack = DutchDear Sir,I have got your contact in the cause of my serious search for a reliableforeign partner .I am Kouame Luduvique from Cote D'Ivoire.My father AdoKouame was one the leaders of the Guillaume Soro rebel group in CoteD'Ivoire in West African.Presently,I am in Dakar-Senegal where My late father Deposited the sum ofSeven Million United States Dollars(US$7m) in a Finance and Security company.The money was appropriated by my late father before his death throughDiamond sales when the rebel group conquered one of the Diamond region,bythen my father was the Director of KONO Gold and Diamond Site Corp.It was a situation of war so my father died, I consider it my chance andthen move immediately to Dakar-Senegal and since then.I have been lookingfor a nice business to invest this fund into. My aim of contacting you is toassist me in two ways :(1)To help and transfer the money to your country(2)And to help me get a profitable business for importation or help me toinvestment any where in oversea all is base on your professional advise.Note that a substantial portion of these money would be compensated to youfor all your assistance.As soon as i hear positive answer from you i willmake arrangement on how to move this fund with your name whereby you willreceive as my father business partner.Thanks for your co-operation.Alternative email ludus130@inmail24.comSincerely Yours , I'm more than happy to help, but I'll require substantial "compensation," to the tune of $300,000. I've been involved in similar transactions in the past, with many of your sworn enemies, including Grand Vizier Jafar (adviser to the Sultan of Agrabah, Supreme Sorcerer, Sultan of Agrabah and a genie, to name a few of his more notable vocations), and I've always been compensated in a similarly generous fashion. Dear Sir,Thank you very much for replying back to my mail. I am very knee about your interest in helping me out.I really appreciate your suggestion. I am giving you details and what you need to do in this transaction.Please, I will want you to handle this transaction in a private way .I contacted you because of my present situation in Senegal, I was told that I can't handle such transaction as asylum seeker, because of the law here, so I will hand over everything to you and you will be representing me and handle the transaction as your own .Exactly, I sent this mail to seek your kind assistance, is to help me to make arrangement to move the money into your Country and also to help me get a good profitable business to invest the money. And all I need from you is to be transparent, honest and sincerer and good assurance that you will not run away or sit on the money when it finally enters your account. I need your assistance as a friend and partner, The transaction is legal and legitimate and it will be handled in a legal manner. I chose you as a person that I can trust and who will not use advantage of my situation . Please In your next mail, kindly confirm your Full contact Address with direct Telephone and Fax Numbers , as this will help to build the much needed trust and confidence and facilitate our communication. Upon the receipt of your full contact home details, I will send to you all the deposited documents that covers the money, as soon as I hear from you. Also note that I will offer you 15% of the entire deposit for your help and assistance.This is my phone number 00 221 548 33 77.Thanks for your anticipated co-operation in advance, hoping to hear from you soon. Yours Faithfully, Luduvique15%?! Wowzers! You, sir, are one generous man-- not the best business man, though, as I was willing to do it for $300,000.This new turn of events has raised a few red flags with the Mrs., though. I've help out others before, and a few were not-- should we say-- "legit." Margret feels that you are one of these "scammers," and due to all this "woman's lib" bullshit, I have to "respect her opinion." O', how I long for a day when a good smack would end this whole debate... Anyway, anything you can do to prove your earnestness would help change her mind-- she won't let me give you our information until she believes you.Luduvique, what is your country's stance on chick's rights? I'm planning a move, and I'm looking for a place where I don't have to put up with all this, "do you think I look fat?; why do you have glitter all over you?; why are you calling me by my sister's name in bed?" bullshit we have in the states. Be in touch,Kilgore Trout. Kilgore, you should not live here, furtherhens, you need a appreciation for your freedom. To build trust we must give I your Full contact Address with direct Telephone and Fax Numbers. My Wife's name too is Margret! What a coincidence! We must be linked at the soul. Now we know we can trust you. How ever, Margret is very fearful of modern banking, and she came up with a much safer way to conduct this transaction: since we're thinking of moving to Cote D'Ivoire, why don't we just meet you at a Denny's, or something, and smuggle it back to the states. Or, better yet, since there is nother wrong with US having the money, we can wire it back to the states. Let me know if you plan on being home this weekend, I'll prolly head out in a few.Trout.Kilgore, I am happy to know you aren't of distrust now. But you CAN NOT come to West Africa. We are full of battle and death. I could not allow it. PLEASE send informations.LuduviqueThat's cool. I'll meet you in East, then? You make it over there much? Dear friend Kilgore, I won't allow leaving to Africa. It is too dangerous. Resume plans for the inforations transfer.Kouame, Kouame, Kouame. The key word is "was." Your father WAS one of the leaders of the Guillaume Soro rebel group in Cote D'Ivoire. Now you are trying not to die, and begging for help from a lowly Science Fiction writer/storm window salesman. With a manner like this, it's not hard to see why you're not too popular over their. I'll be in town Sunday, send me directions from the Yamoussoukro airport.Trout.

[custom36 5]

Bahahahahahaha

[HangukMiguk 8]

an instant classic

[vonteego3 0]

Much more impressive than my "e-bay a dildo and go **** yourself" replies I got to my 11000000000 e-mails I received thanks to trying to sell the evil laptop on e-bay. Well done.

[Canuckickstan 2]

Say hi to Brad Pitt for me when you are in Africa. It's nice there this time of year.

[HangukMiguk 8]

Say hi to Brad Pitt for me when you are in Africa. It's nice there this time of year.

has it been spread on the boards yet that nambians want to name a holiday, "Brangelina Day?"

[brvheart 1,768]

Dutch... you rule.

[timwakefield 69]

AhahahahahahaThe funniest part is that he calls you Kilgore. I am very knee about your next post.