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Who sets their last seen to private? What a faggot. I was concerned because you missed such an obvious setup for a fight club quote. Don't worry, I took care of it.
You must forget it. This quest is too big for one man, for many have tried but all have failed. Some have grown extra body parts, for no reason that I can see, but it should serve as a warning to you my feeble-minded friend. GIVE UP NOW.