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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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Wynn is crazy nice though. Just bite the bullet and enjoy the trip with your lady. You could propose while you're there too, if that's in the cards. Very romantic spots at the wynn.

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This is going to come off as bragging but it's a little jarring how quickly important people have started relying on and making decisions off of reports I've created. Like, you guys know I don't really fully understand this shit yet, right?

 

It's also a little annoying how much credit the other analyst is getting because most of these reports are being presented as from "us" even though I do 99% of the work but for the time being I need him to be helpful towards me so I don't want to make a stir about it. Plus, it also means he gets some of the blame when I make mistakes.

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Napa you need to crush this free loader. Tout this guy to a boss about knowing something he doesn't, then when they call on him in a meeting and he stumbles you swoop in a lay the hammer down. Have you learned nothing from Game of Thrones?

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Long as there's a plan to humiliate and destroy this loser I'm on board. He needs to suffer for this.

 

Dark and gloomy in KCMO today. And that's after big storms last night. Trump has angered the Gods.

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My body is so evolved that edging won't work on me. You get me close and stop and my body takes over and finishes on it's own.

There's a very narrow window between "getting there" and "going", but it's quite possible to stop in the middle.

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Outside cooking brats, drinking some goose island summertime, enjoying the break from 90+ degree temps. It has been a long time since I've needed to work until 9PM, or a full weekend, etc. Up until now it was just studying that was monopolizing my time, but now that it's over, it feels weird.

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There's a very narrow window between "getting there" and "going", but it's quite possible to stop in the middle.

 

maybe for a neanderthal like you. my mind is self aware at this point. I've lost control.

 

I already booked so nobody waste time writing a guide. Thanks anyway, thread is dead.

 

booked the Wynn? hit that brunch buffet. thread is back!

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I booked the Wynn. It will be an experience for the girlfriend. I am irritated about the whole situation but may as well pay 20% more for the ideal setup.

#wynning ?

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Boss man just gave me a key to the blank checks to load into the printer in case the accounting manager and him are both gone and checks need ran. Really moving up the ranks here.

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Strat, you had to do it. It would look bad if the wedding was at the Wynn and you stayed somewhere else. Convenience and class is worth the difference that you could've saved. Time is money, and lack of hassle is worth a fortune as well.

 

Conversely, if you ball out, the gf is gonna see that as the green light to book you guys a vacation and spend your money.

 

Damned if you do

 

Let's get a looksy at this girl. Link her Snapchat, or twitter, or instagram

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I stopped in at the Wynn on my last Vegas trip. Wouldn't even comp my drink after playing max credits on video black jack.

 

Make sure you take your chick on a gondola ride next door at the venetian.

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I'd prefer he not drop a dime at the Wynn or Venetian, because eff Steve and Sheldon. Bunch of shitty politics power grabbers.

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Not doing anything special. Girlfriend doesn't have any expectations. We have dated long enough that she knows my shtick.

 

$2 black jack at hooters it is then.

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Thanks anyway, thread is dead.

 

It's not dead it's just delayed about 48 hours from it's heyday.

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