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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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He comes off as a legit nice guy.

Now I feel guilty joking about not noticing him if he changed his avatar, but sometimes I feel like Brv and I got a kind of Fred Sanford and Lamont energy with each other, with him fully aware that he's playing the straight man.

 

Back in the old FCP days, I actually met a couple people in person and had fun, but that was a personality-and-a-half ago.

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Brvy is a very sweet man. I had a great time dining and chatting with Him. His only failing, personality wise, for me, is that h's just so damn nice. I need someone to be a little bit of a dick, at the very least. It's more fun when you talk shit about other people

 

 

Brvy has achieved victory. I feel he cracked Scrammy's surface a little. Give it 6 more years of trying, and I predict a private message can happen

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Wow, that sentence didn't finish nearly as well as it could have.

 

 

Did brvy die or something? I mean, usually people only gush about how nice and wonderful someone is after someone dies in a tragic accident. Or gets killed by the police.

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There is literally no other way to speak of brvy. He is the nicest person you'll ever meet, until you meet his wife, who is somehow, even more empathetic than he is. When we had lunch a few weeks ago he let me just ramble about my job and somehow showed genuine interest.

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Nap, if she actually did say she was in, would you freak out not be able to actually meet up. You always say you're socially awkward, do you think you could handle meeting someone from the board, never mind a "woman" from the board? Brvy doesn't count

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It would be awkward for maybe five minutes until we got the pleasantries out of the way and ordered drinks. I can be incredibly social when I'm not trying to get into the other persons pants and if they also are interested in socializing. I'm a great #2. If I'm having to lead the convo I'm going to get worn out really quick and just Irish goodbye but if I'm the #2 feeding off of the #1 it's smooth sailing.

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Y'all getting roped in by the pathologically nice fascade of the Iowan. I am not fooled, brvy, I know you're really a stone cold son of a bitch.

 

Two Iowans getting together, doing the faux nice dance, it makes me shudder. I bet You two fought for 10 minutes over who would let the other buy lunch

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They just had a Mexican woman on who said that she was staying put.

The newscaster asked her what her plans were.

She and her kids will be staying at a house with a friend.

Newscaster said that this is a major storm and that hurricane chasers aren't even going in there since its so potentially dangerous.

She says that she has lived there her entire life and doesn't want to give in to fear.

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They just had a Mexican woman on who said that she was staying put.

The newscaster asked her what her plans were.

She and her kids will be staying at a house with a friend.

Newscaster said that this is a major storm and that hurricane chasers aren't even going in there since its so potentially dangerous.

She says that she has lived there her entire life and doesn't want to give in to fear.

 

Clearly cut from the same cloth as many Mexican fighters.

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Death is not kind to the stubborn.

 

 

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I didn't die and actually had a really nice day today. Thanks for kind words Naps and others.

 

Scram I will totally take you up on anything free. Thanks for thinking about me. I absolutely understand my online relationship with you. Keep the funny stuff coming. I physically grimaced when you made your avatar joke, but it still made me laugh. There is nothing better than the dual emotion joke.

 

 

My bucket list has nothing to do with traveling. I've already been to all the places I want to visit (save possibly a trip to Australia). My entire bucket list is:

 

Meet and hang out with Scram at least twice.

Meet BigD

Meet Strat.

Meet and hang out with Frau for a couple days.

Hang out with my FL boys again.

Meet Speedz.

Hang out with Shake.

Have an evenin out with Napa and Suited.

Meet JJJ/RodReynolds/CindyLou.

Heck, I might even want to hang with the CA boys someday.

 

 

Also: **** Ron Mexico.

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Y'all getting roped in by the pathologically nice fascade of the Iowan. I am not fooled, brvy, I know you're really a stone cold son of a bitch.

 

Two Iowans getting together, doing the faux nice dance, it makes me shudder. I bet You two fought for 10 minutes over who would let the other buy lunch

 

Iowans are not a kind people.

They're basically Germans, only without the three generations of forced faggotry as penance for Nazism.

When you visit Iowa, you're visiting with the very same people who gave rise to Hitler.

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Not a good day to be in Mexico. Luckily for most Mexicans. The storm is not expected to reach CA.

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