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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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On the slate for this weekend (already about 12 of these in...)

 

Ballast Point Big Eye IPA (can)

21st Amendment IPA (can)

21st Amendment Hell or High Watermelon (can)

Modelo

Kona Brewing Pale Ale

Stella (yuck, not mine)

Shocktop (yuck, not mine)

Banana Spice Rum

Captain and Coke

Various wines...

 

 

Already spent a full day on the boat...let the fun continue.

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the condo I looked at today... appeared to be disgustingly good value, but the realtor explains to me that the heating/AC is 13 years old, and it'll cost me like $5k to replace. I'm like, "OK, I'm willing to explain to the seller why the price should be reduced by $5k." we pull the history and it was financed with an FHA loan, for about $10k more than the current asking price. suddenly it makes sense, why the place has been on the market for 270 days.

 

the other unit I looked at, in a different building but identical otherwise, had a dead brown recluse in one of the bathrooms. yeah, I'm gonna have to pass.

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I'm with Mexico on that watch. Also your fruit list was terrible, even though everyone was generally nice about it.

 

i love you too brvy.

 

ronny, i actually like those clothes, so you win this round.

 

thera, i don't know what was happening in that article, so i'll stick with chipotle. and i have no idea why that made you think of me.

 

strat, i might have to start looking as well. they are raising my rent by 80 bucks a month, which annoys me.

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I have one that is 28 years old and another one that is over 30 years old. 15, if a good one, should be fine.

yeah, I'm thinking they put shitters in these shitter condos. the other one I was looking at, the AC is 7 years old, e.g. the original installed in 2004 died in four years.

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And essay, I do think your other watches are clean looking, very classic.

 

bro hug.

 

i'm probably going to get the blue one too. its the same watch, only blue. i'm still looking for my style, still evolving.

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My comment has nothing to do with my strong love for you, which is unchanged by your terrible watch buying decisions.

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Drove my wife, baby, and nephew up to my hometown today for the holiday. Was 720mi, and we managed to do it in 11 hours (with only 3 stops). My nephew has never been out of Florida...and never even north of Orlando until today, so it has been a pretty fun experience so far. Looking forward to coordinating our big fireworks show tomorrow.

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On the slate for this weekend (already about 12 of these in...)

 

Ballast Point Big Eye IPA (can)

21st Amendment IPA (can)

21st Amendment Hell or High Watermelon (can)

 

 

So good, right? I'm not a fan of IPAs in general, mostly because someone at a meaningful moment in my life called IPAs "pussy beer." Words hurt. [Ocho, I'm trying to remember, is this the first important thing we have in common?]

 

I've run out of open bottles of red, and I have a good bottle of chard that I'm trying not to drink until my fried fish at the BYOB place happens later this weekend. For now, Daredevil on Netflix, pasta, and sour beer.

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So good, right? I'm not a fan of IPAs in general, mostly because someone at a meaningful moment in my life called IPAs "pussy beer." Words hurt. [Ocho, I'm trying to remember, is this the first important thing we have in common)

 

I'm pretty sure we both like sex, Cali, red wine and sex.

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I strongly dislike the words "Cali", "Chi-Town", and "Frisco."

 

I reliably say and/or type "CA", "Chicago", and "SF" or "San Francisco."

 

I really enjoyed a light red blend at Happy Hour a couple of weeks ago--up to that point I've been in a Big Cab or Zin trance. Since I've awoken, I have also been drinking the shit out of rose wines. (I have a kitchen friend who was catering an event for a mutual friend this week. Kitchen Friend, before 10:00AM said "Yeah, we went balls deep in that baby shower," surrounded by the pink iced cupcakes, and tiny charming foods. Balls Deep indeed.)

 

Anyway, it's nice to know someone on this board listens to me.

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For Essay, and maybe Napa.

 

Because who else would possibly care

 

 

careful when you go to bed tonight Ronald, the state of florida puked on your bed.

 

your nephew sounds like a loser. even i've been to more than one state.

 

KU is playing turkey right now on ESPNU. these turks are some grown ass men.

 

the difference his nephew is enjoying being in another state and doing stuff besides checking out a hotel tv lineup.

 

I strongly dislike the words "Cali", "Chi-Town", and "Frisco."

 

I reliably say and/or type "CA", "Chicago", and "SF" or "San Francisco."

 

I really enjoyed a light red blend at Happy Hour a couple of weeks ago--up to that point I've been in a Big Cab or Zin trance. Since I've awoken, I have also been drinking the shit out of rose wines. (I have a kitchen friend who was catering an event for a mutual friend this week. Kitchen Friend, before 10:00AM said "Yeah, we went balls deep in that baby shower," surrounded by the pink iced cupcakes, and tiny charming foods. Balls Deep indeed.)

 

Anyway, it's nice to know someone on this board listens to me.

 

listens to you? you're setting the expectations might high girl. i'm pleased when someone simply remembers I exist and to include me on whatever list they're putting together.

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watching a dog for someone. ****ing thing is whining outside of my door to be played with. I took it out for a few minutes just to make sure it didn't need to pee. you motherfcker. you do not decide my sleep schedule. I will sit here awake and listen to your fcking whining all morning if that's what it takes.

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They do decide your sleep schedule or they decide to make you clean up or buy a new rug

 

 

 

Ocho was torqued up last night

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