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I pump and shop too ronny, still sure its right?

 

You make a good case against. I'll need to rethink it.

 

 

Nah, efficiency always win. We're good

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Ive never pumped then paid in my life. As long as ive been driving I swiped my card and pumped my gas.

 

I remember when AM/PM out here was the first gas station to allow debit payments. It wasn't AT the pump yet, you had to go to this island, select the pump # then swipe your card. I had just gotten my first debit card ever and we were on a trip to So Cal. I thought it was the coolest thing in the world to not have to have cash on you to get gas. This was the mid-80's and I am old.

 

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I do not leave my car while gas is pumping. If I did every person of Hispanic decent in the area would be filling up gas cans while I was in the store. I wash my windows then when the pump is done I will lock my car and go into the store. Though I too will move it if there are people waiting for gas.

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I do not leave my car while gas is pumping. If I did every person of Hispanic decent in the area would be filling up gas cans while I was in the store. I wash my windows then when the pump is done I will lock my car and go into the store. Though I too will move it if there are people waiting for gas.

 

 

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they did not have debit cards in the mid 80's

 

 

 

edit: yes I googled this after I posted it and yes I saw that debit cards were invented in 1966 and started to gain traction in the 80's but I don't care. tilt is a lying faggot. it was 1996 and that's the truth.

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Pretty sure my company's founder developed the technology for debit cards.

 

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huh. stratego is the canary in the coalmine.

 

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/college-hires-dont-last-more-142723473.html

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so my company frequently touts how it's a "performance based organization" so they hate to hear things about how annual "performance increases" tend to not keep pace with inflation over the average. part of what got me my raise this year was explaining how staying with them for more than 3 years becomes a -ev situation and I didn't really feel like paying them for the privilege of working there. that and laying out side by side comparisons showing how it would take >3 years for me to make as much as external hire (assuming he accepted min advertised salary and got min avg pbi with me getting 2x pbi) finally got some traction.

 

point being. millennials, to their credit, have figured out that culmination of wage stagnation we're currently operating under means there is no reason to stick. the only way to manufacture a reasonable wage is a series of hops with the smallish increases they tend to include.

 

so now you're hopping makes more sense to me. but i'd still like to see you stay put for a bit strat.

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