Balloon guy 158 Posted April 10, 2013 Share Posted April 10, 2013 "It's off, shut it down" 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Scriptpro727 0 Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 I don't give a shit if North Korea invades the South. That's their problem, not ours. **** them. Bring our boys home from all overseas regions, shut down all bases, let other people handle their own ****ing problems. Now there's some sound advice. Link to post Share on other sites
FCP Bob 1,312 Posted April 11, 2013 Author Share Posted April 11, 2013 Graphic of every weapon that the North Koreans have. They are missing sharks with lasers on their heads though. http://news.nationalpost.com/2013/04/10/graphic-north-koreas-conventional-arms/ Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 That's what they want you to think. Link to post Share on other sites
AmScray 355 Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 IIRC there's apparently this shitty little oriental submarine that's a huge pain in the ass. I'm guessing its somewhere in that graphic. Iran has them, I guess NK has them. I don't know what they are but some years back I recall reading online a bit about them and how they appear just totally absurd on the surface, this stupid little 4 man (or whatever) submarine but are tactically a ****ing nightmare since they were sinking aircraft carriers (and basicallty anything else they wanted) in manuevers. These retarded little subs are apparently a meaningful Y factor in Naval warfare with any of these 3rd world crapholes. Let me see if I can't dig up info on them. Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 I would bet this is likely disinformation. I think we can track a coasting sub from space, so I doubt a diesel 4 man is causing problems for our attack subs. Link to post Share on other sites
Roll the Bones 74 Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 I would bet this is likely disinformation. I think we can track a coasting sub from space, so I doubt a diesel 4 man is causing problems for our attack subs. But he has a mean collection of Transformers amassed at the border and a promise to unleash hell on anyone who opposes him, reportedly. Link to post Share on other sites
Roll the Bones 74 Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Report)—North Korea’s official news agency announced today that the military’s planned missile test had been put on hold because of “problems with Windows 8.” Intelligence analysts said that the announcement gave rare insight into the inner workings of North Korea’s missile program, which until last year had been running on Windows 95. The announcement from the Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) did not indicate a new scheduled time for a missile test, saying only that it was “working with Windows 8 support to resolve the issue.” In the words of one intelligence analyst, “That means the test been delayed indefinitely.” A source close to the North Korean regime reported that Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un is furious about the Windows 8 problems and is considering a number of options, including declaring war on Microsoft. Link to post Share on other sites
colonel Feathers 5 Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Report)—North Korea’s official news agency announced today that the military’s planned missile test had been put on hold because of “problems with Windows 8.” Intelligence analysts said that the announcement gave rare insight into the inner workings of North Korea’s missile program, which until last year had been running on Windows 95. The announcement from the Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) did not indicate a new scheduled time for a missile test, saying only that it was “working with Windows 8 support to resolve the issue.” In the words of one intelligence analyst, “That means the test been delayed indefinitely.” A source close to the North Korean regime reported that Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un is furious about the Windows 8 problems and is considering a number of options, including declaring war on Microsoft. Is this a joke? Is NK relying on pirated programs to launch weapons? LOOOOOOOOOL Link to post Share on other sites
colonel Feathers 5 Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 IIRC there's apparently this shitty little oriental submarine that's a huge pain in the ass. I'm guessing its somewhere in that graphic. Iran has them, I guess NK has them. I don't know what they are but some years back I recall reading online a bit about them and how they appear just totally absurd on the surface, this stupid little 4 man (or whatever) submarine but are tactically a ****ing nightmare since they were sinking aircraft carriers (and basicallty anything else they wanted) in manuevers. These retarded little subs are apparently a meaningful Y factor in Naval warfare with any of these 3rd world crapholes. Let me see if I can't dig up info on them. What aircraft carriers? Or are you referencing a simulation? Link to post Share on other sites
FCP Bob 1,312 Posted April 12, 2013 Author Share Posted April 12, 2013 Link to post Share on other sites
AmScray 355 Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 What aircraft carriers? Or are you referencing a simulation? Yes it was in simulations. I haven't taken the time to dig up the article. Whether it's bulshit 'theory' or not I don't know. This sort of thing isn't in my area of expertise, so I'm going on casual layperson 'what I heard' knowledge. Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 I bet during this whole Boston bombing event poor Kim Jung the 3rd has been screaming threats and warnings and we forgot to care. Poor little guy Link to post Share on other sites
Roll the Bones 74 Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 I bet during this whole Boston bombing event poor Kim Jung the 3rd has been screaming threats and warnings and we forgot to care. Poor little guy Yeah, he declared nuclear war 2 days ago and know one cares. Link to post Share on other sites
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