Essay21 2,385 Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Remember when that one lady grilled you on the Poseidon mcfish sandwich radio commercial her friend apparently made? I liked that story. what a memory this guy has. a true braj until the very end. that was an awkward moment for sure. mcdonalds only needs one commercial for the filet o fish. and this is it: Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 anyone have a roth ira that they opened on their own that would like to tell me that they like the company they have it with and offer any general advice? Link to post Share on other sites
iClint 61 Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 I need to roll over my 401k somewhere from my old job I think. I don't know anything. Sorry my dude. I can't even start contributingto my new jobs 401k until June 2014. I probably should start up a Roth IRA as well. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Oh man, she be blowed up. That ain't good for stretch marks and shit like that. Never mind what it's about to do to the vagina. anyone have a roth ira that they opened on their own that would like to tell me that they like the company they have it with and offer any general advice? Do you belong to a credit union? Might want to check with them. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 credit union? i don't even know what that is... 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 That's you Essay. Well, except for the girl part. You can contribute to a Roth IRA at your bank, up to $5k per year. That's just going to be a parking spot though. You should get a financial guy. I'd sell you an annuity, but you're too young and I'm only licensed in FL. Seriously, have your dad recommend his CFP The reason I actually came here was not to insult Essay's lack of female companionship, that was just a bonus. I came here to point out how I can watch Showgirls every day. It's better when I'm buzzed. Lots of good nudity, some sexiness, but Elizabeth Berkley's spastic acting in every scene is soooooo phenomenal. Every.damn.scene, right from go. Purely awesome. Watch it again if you haven't lately. Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 I hope Kansas dies. I hope Reggie Miller kills Kansas. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 yes. let the hate flow through you. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 That's you Essay. Well, except for the girl part. You can contribute to a Roth IRA at your bank, up to $5k per year. That's just going to be a parking spot though. You should get a financial guy. I'd sell you an annuity, but you're too young and I'm only licensed in FL. Seriously, have your dad recommend his CFP The reason I actually came here was not to insult Essay's lack of female companionship, that was just a bonus. I came here to point out how I can watch Showgirls every day. It's better when I'm buzzed. Lots of good nudity, some sexiness, but Elizabeth Berkley's spastic acting in every scene is soooooo phenomenal. Every.damn.scene, right from go. Purely awesome. Watch it again if you haven't lately. Did you say you were rooting for the Florida Gulf Coast team? Cuz if so, well, that worked out. Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Making your own casino checks is pretty tough... They start out like a giant tootsie roll of clay. Swirls of other colors are mixed in before being cut up in slices. Then baked in an oven before adding the sticker on each side Back in the old days there were much easier ways of beating them out of cash. Bad checks, false markers, etc. After those doors closed attention turned toward making counterfeit checks... Wasnt long until they added metals to the mix. Once wiseguys figured out the proper mix they switched to now standard rfdi chips inside I think wynn was given the credit for those. Like everything else hes credited for it was probably the chap that throws handfulls of crazy meds down his throat... Anyway, you know me.... I did give it a small shot once Put several in various solutions to see if they would melt back in a formable mix. Nohting but MEK touched the things. Nuthin. Shane took it a step or two further and tried some industrial pigments that were so strong they stained glass.... Probably shouldnt repeat it here, but a couple guys I know made some pretty good examples of blacks and greens from singles using stain and a copier Rumor has it they strowed them up and down Fremont street. Never heard what happened when they were redeemed... Same idiots to this day make copies of real slot vouchers and do the same thing for entertainment (adds item to to-do list for upcoming trip) Now the metal slot tokens are a different story. Some guy made some fakes that were the exact size of twenty fives. Didnt work. Played with the weight and got that right. Nope He then figured out by listening to the "clank" in the tray that they were made of a special metal compared to his that the machine detected before allowing credit. Sent off a sample of a real one to a metallurgist and got the exact formula... Bastard made millions. Turned his basement into a small factory with a giant brake press and smelter If I remember right the casinos caught the overage of tokens during an audit and the gaming goons caught him with a trunkload in Jersey... Idiot. He carried in a pocket full in the beginning. Made a few hundred/thousand and left. Got greedy and started toting in bagfulls. All they had to watch for is someone not inserting bills Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Yeah Beans, you should make one of these. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lwqmWBtHE8 Watched the entire thing waiting for the title to come true. shit Notice how hard she hits.... mine has to be completely safe. Totally against my usual standards. A couple days ago I spent time in the local park inspecting the rubber compound they use around the playground slides and stuff. I need that material impregnated with small channels for airflow... And yes, Im sure I left right before the cops arrived looking for the crazy guy bouncing around the ground and falling off the jungle gym And that rope is a joke. Bitch be tethered from above with a weight sensitive retraction system so she couldnt fall if she didnt want to... Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Watched the entire thing waiting for the title to come true. shit I thought the same thing. That JLL is a damned tease Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Do not look brv! For shake. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 I've played on a flow rider. It looks like you hit hard but you really don't. It's a few inches of foam over a pillow of pressurized air or something - laying down hard on a sofa is a firmer landing. The water is crazy powerful though, everyone loses their bathing suits, pretty every time you fall. Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 I just tried the Honey Jack. Blech. Straight was ok, mixed was disgusting. Back to sailor. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Honey Wild Turkey on the rocks. Heaven in a glass. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 well I just drank a bunch of bourbon myself. did a bunch of old fashions. bought some expensive single barrel shit trying to be fancy but I ended up poor instead. fuck. whatever. at least I know I'll die happy and loved. wait. shit. thanks for the butt tilt. but from here on you're gonna need to up the size quotient by about 300%. big ole butts. Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 I've played on a flow rider. It looks like you hit hard but you really don't. It's a few inches of foam over a pillow of pressurized air or something - laying down hard on a sofa is a firmer landing. The water is crazy powerful though, everyone loses their bathing suits, pretty every time you fall. The crazy thing is the one I build is going to be inside the convention center with basically everyone free to ride. Its not the AVN awards so kids will be lining up... at least thats what the sponsor is hoping for. If I get this thing running it should be quite a hit Booth next door is giving away their brand of trunks with a changing room betwixt us.... thats the new word-o-tha-day by the way I also threw them out the idea of a dryer that riders walk through on the way back to the changing room. Got that one from inside the car wash last weekend by rolling the window down at the end just to see how powerful the air was... Try it sometime...best way in the world to clean the trash outta the floorboards and dust off the inside. Make sure empty beer cans are back in the cooler, though. Damn flying missles, they are I just tried the Honey Jack. Blech. Straight was ok, mixed was disgusting. Back to sailor. Just today I got a full tour of the whiskey isle by the local store employee. He pointed out that Jack had a new model out thats aged in unburned barrels. Clear as a bell Another was devils cut... said they forced the unharvested booze from the barrels with high pressure water. Many more raised my brows but since Im leaving soon its better not to restock the bar or my yard will look like Jonestown again. One day Im gonna build those vault doors for the den but until then the kids buddies keep inventory low... bought some expensive single barrel shit trying to be fancy Now I dont know how this works until I get back to the desert, but Shane has been experimenting with whiskey lately....well, actually since around eighth grade...and told me a recipe the other day that turns rot-gut into top shelf... Since Tony and the western channel was providing background noise I didnt get it saved to memory. I do know molasses is involved Of course I know what hes up to... sparked some kinda deal with a local joint to improve bar sales and pare his tab down. Either that or hes on a downswing and back to the old crow... Keep ya posted edit holy shit what a great idea.... With a few sign changes that bastard would be perfect for the AVN convention. Just gotta find a sponsor in the field. Not sure if the pumps could handle sex lubes. Have to be low viscosity. Plus I can get the kid and his buds in this year without the Ron Jeremy masks on 1 Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 I had the honey jack on the rocks the other day, I thought it was surprisingly good. I don't tend to mix my whiskey too much, tho (jack and ginger occasionally, a manhanttan before dinner, and I used to like a whiskey sour but it has been a long time). Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 I've heard of people "upgrading" their cheap liquor too, though I can't remember anything about how they did it. logic tells me you'd just distill it more, but that would probably only work for vodka, and I know they way I heard people were doing it was something like you're saying, with molasses and stuff. doesn't really interest me though since I don't drink straight liquor anyways. next bottle I buy's gonna be well below top shelf. no sense in wasting money. you know what would be a real fun thing to do? sleep. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 I've always heard you can take a cheap bottle of vodka and run it through a britta filter a few times to make it better. Never tried it. I just drink the cheap stuff as is. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Did you say you were rooting for the Florida Gulf Coast team? Cuz if so, well, that worked out. I'm pulling for any FL team but no, I forgot about them the other night. I only mentioned UM and UF. Great story though. I had heard about the, some during the year because early in the season, they butt raped UM in a game. So they have some skills. Beansey wins, again. Read every word today. Always love an AVN mention. Can't believe you haven't seen Devil's Cut before. I've killed at least 4 bottles of that since April of 2012. Tasty. Of course I do mix my booze because I'm a pussy After last weekends wedding where I got drunk as shit, fast, and then got a little sick and passed out for the ride home, I may stick with beer for a while, or booze only when I know I'll drink slow. I mean, it was an open bar, they had decent sized cups, and the first few drinks, I tipped the girl probably $15. A couple of $5's in the jar and some wadded up singles, her pour starts getting super heavy handed. Plus I'm there every 9 minutes. The last one I remember was 3/4 whiskey and a splash of ginger, which didnt faze me. That when I knew I was drunk and gonna be in trouble. Oh well. At least when I drink 15 or so beers, the volume keeps my busy and fills me up a little. With booze, I can just keep going. Drinking 3 liters of soda with a heavy booze pour is nothing. Now you know why I only drink once a week and hopefully won't drink at all this weekend. I'll save it up. Weeeeee I've rambled. Apologies Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 I've always heard you can take a cheap bottle of vodka and run it through a britta filter a few times to make it better. Never tried it. I just drink the cheap stuff as is. This is true. They say the difference between top shelf vodka and the regular stuff isn't much. That's why you see real expensive scotch and some other real expensive booze but vodka doesn't have that real high end stuff, like a Johnny Walker Blue. With Kettle One and Grey Goose, you're paying mostly for the name. They do seem a little "cleaner" though. By that I mean, I've had an awful hangover by drinking 3/4 of a 1.75 of plastic bottled vodka. I've drank close to equal amounts of the good stuff and don't remember being as beat up. Could be all in my mind Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Been at work since 7:30 and all I've accomplished is listening to some Trinidad James and putting in my bets for the day. Might go check out the break room for some donuts. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 I don't know why you making bets, presumably with a bookie, surprises me. Would you say you're up or down in the last year? Overall? Link to post Share on other sites
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