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Sloppy is good when it's really getting hot and heavy. But this is all the time. And sloppy might not even be a good description. Last night she literally licked my face.

 

Have you considered the idea that your fuck buddy might be a dog?

 

 

Any Oscar predictions?

 

I'll start with how I want it to go:

 

Django for best picture since the master was left out.

 

J Phoenix for best actor.

 

P S Hoffman for supporting actor.

 

Don't care about the female roles but give it to Amy Adams for the master sweep.

 

Screenplay to django. But it won't be.

 

Who will actually win, Zero dark 30, DDL, tommy lee jones, lady from zd30.

 

This was funny.

 

 

Dammit, I was hoping it wouldn't be brought up. I failed in the worst/weirdest way ever. Made out a little. Deleted her number from my phone. I'm donezo. She did accidentally introduce us to three girls at a bar though, two of them are pretty cute, the other not so much. But the two cute ones live in our apartment complex though. My roommates going to end up smashing the cuter one, which is fine. I was getting along pretty well with the other one. I just hope that her seeing me with this chick led to an endorsement and not her thinking I'm a scumbag going behind her back or some shit.

 

If you decide to pm me the full version, please have it make some sense.

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I might end up just posting the story. Feeling kinda bad now. Not sure if its because I want to see her naked and probably won't now, I don't have any real other options ATM, I can't stand people being mad/not liking me, she hooked me up with drinks at the bar she works at and id like that to continue or some combination of those.

 

 

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I finished watching the complete series of friday night lights yesterday and now I'm really sad that it's over. man that was a good show. what should I go to next? preferably something with at least three seasons.

 

That was a good show, definitely miss it. Have you watched Southland? It started on NBC or something and since moved to cable. Worth a look see.

 

damn it I feel like I might be getting sick. left the heat in my room on too low so I was chilly all night and for most of the day I assumed it was just sinus issues from that. but I'm still feeling it so now I'm not sure. you know, if I didn't work out, take vitamin c, and wash my hands religiously, I'd probably be dead by now considering how often I get sick while doing all of those things.

 

About 5 or 6 years ago I started taking a daily multi vitamin just because I didn't feel like I had the energy I used to etc... Ever since, energy is back and I think I've been what I would call "sick" once. When I do get a cold it's very mild and short lived.

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CLEAR EYES FULL HEARTS CAN'T LOSE!

 

Almost drove up to Ames to try and scalp some tickets but decided against it.

 

A friend of mine served Brent Musberger at Hickory Park today. We set the line of Hickory Park references at 1.5 here. My roommate has the over.

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That's an odd gif in response to my post. From you I mean. Makes sense if speedz posted it.

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