Kyrie Eleison 42 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 Thanks speedzy bear. And tilty, she had said and I did tell you guys awhile back that she wants to take it slow because of the last guy. Real douche apparently. Believe me I'm all for being understanding, but at some point if she isn't willing to try then its never gonna happen. That point is getting here and we will know one way or the other over the next 6 weeks I'd say. But I think it looks positive right now. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 yeah I never have either. I could see maybe an auto body shop or some shit, but any regular company? no, that's weird. that's not how adults act. ain't that right suited you fucking faggot? This was really funny. And correct. By the way, I'm currently at 3 months with no weed. Rage? I went purple roses and she was super happy about that because she feels red roses are cliche. Purple means "I'm falling in love with you." Only condition is that she isn't going I'm sorry, but this legit made me laugh out loud. Although who the hell knows about whiskers, his range of possibilities is about 120-300. I'm pretty ripped. I like that we all had to put our heads together to figure out Theraflu's steak problem. Let's see, one takes longer to cook...how do I make it so they come out at the same time??? Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrie Eleison 42 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 Enough of that shit. We need a good hypothetical - where the bleep is whiskers? Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 Look up. Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrie Eleison 42 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 Oh good you're here. Whatchu got? Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 I'm not brainwashed about anything. I dont like smoking stuff. Never had a lit cig in my mouth, ever. Hate the smell of weed and just have zero urge. BRAINWASHED! We need a good hypothetical - where the bleep is whiskers? In the computer. I've accepted that some of you might be real, but not him. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 If you won some contest where the prize was personal services for one year, what would you choose? The options could be things like chef, maid, chauffeur, gardener...that sort of thing. Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrie Eleison 42 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 Sex massage lady? But of your choices, I'd go chef. I could eat healthier that way and with much better food. Assuming I don't have to buy the ingredients. Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 Rage? I don't rage anymore. Well, a little about Walking Dead, but that's it. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 Sex massage lady? But of your choices, I'd go chef. I could eat healthier that way and with much better food. Assuming I don't have to buy the ingredients. I feel like that's a bad assumption. I mean, now you're getting services and saving thousands of dollars on groceries. That doesn't make it very comparable. But hey, it's your hypothetical, so have at it. Also, let's say prostitute is on the list of eligible services. Would you really choose that? I think that would hurt your chances with the lady. "Oh, I can't go out that night, that's my prostitute night." I'd probably choose the maid because fuck cleaning. A sexy french maid. Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrie Eleison 42 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 Why would I tell her if I'm getting a sex massage? But let's leave that out of the equation and consider the chef. If I have to buy the food I won't go chef because I can't afford good food anyway and I. An prepare the shit I eat. So maybe I'd go maid too. Not having to clean my bathroom wood be nice. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 How's she look? Nah, I know the answer. If she was hot, nobody would cany about her. Life is so unfair like that. Oh well, fire away. She earned it. HGTV Salvage Des Moines Church Blond I have no idea why you thought of me. Oh yeah, looks like she has big tits? That would be it. Hair is awful. Fried. Tell her to see a professional. Thanks Beans, I'm fired up for my trip now. Actually, I enjoy a regiment. I hate having no plan for a day when it involves friends. I wanna know that we're meeting at 7 for dinner or whatever. Don't call me at 6:30 and ask If I wanna do dinner and drinks. Chances are I've already had dinner In Vegas, I don't plan a ton, but maybe an event or two. A show, a Hoover Dam trip, whatever. Gotta have an idea of a plan. C'MON. It really wasn't about her looks at all. It was more about Does Moines, me knowing someone on a show you could actually watch on TV in Florida, and you watching more random TV than anyone I know times 3. You owned a DQ and all of your employees were high school girls. Want to try again? I'm sure it happened, due to the age of the college girls, but I never saw it. Everyone got along really well. Napa, did you ever see any drama? Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 Why would I tell her if I'm getting a sex massage? Not having to clean my bathroom wood be nice. Because you're an open and honest guy who doesn't want to sabotage his relationship from the beginning. lol 3 Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 I don't trust anyone to clean my bathroom well enough, so maid is out. I wouldn't want to spend thousands a month on groceries, so chef is out. I love driving, so that's out. I guess I'm stuck with gardener. I hope my 'gardener' loves shoveling snow. Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 Chauffeur. No money for gas or insurance. Can drink as much as Mexico and not worry about getting home. General baller cred. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 I feel like within context, that the chauffeur would be driving your personal car... which would suck. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 I guess I'm stuck with gardener. I hope my 'gardener' loves shoveling snow. You can go off the board; I was just trying to give you a general idea. Maybe a personal trainer? Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrie Eleison 42 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 Can I hire Ryan gosling to be my life coach like in CSL? That would be cool. Or maybe Emma Watson for some acting lessons. Yeah that's the one. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 You can go off the board; I was just trying to give you a general idea. Maybe a personal trainer? I would definitely go personal trainer over gardener. BUT I DONT APPRECIATE THE IMPLICATION! Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 I'd probably go with a personal guy that gives me millions of dollars a week. pretty good service. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 BUT I DONT APPRECIATE THE IMPLICATION! I'm just spit-ballin' here. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 If you won some contest where the prize was personal services for one year, what would you choose? The options could be things like chef, maid, chauffeur, gardener...that sort of thing. I'd go personal assistant. Schedule, bills, taxes, travel arrangements, general organization, etc. If I have to buy the food I won't go chef because I can't afford good food anyway. I think you guys are missing out on the fact that a chef will be able to cook great meals without tons of money. I mean, you need to be able to afford more than a box of mac & cheese, but you don't need to be buying steak every night. I'm liking this option more and more, since it would be nice to have solid lunches packed as well. The amount of time saved on grocery shopping and preparing all the meals of the day is pretty significant. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 I'm changing my answer to: guy who steals millions of dollars from Shake each week. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 If I went with a personal assistant, I think I'd enjoy having her call my friends for me. "Hello?" "Hello, this is speedz' personal assistant, Natasha. Do you have time to take a call?" "Uh, sure." "Please hold for speedz." "..." "I'm sorry, speedz is unavailable. Good day." 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 A personal assistant would be pretty great. Link to post Share on other sites
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