Napa Lite 3,278 Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 I've done a little lookin into how hard it would be to get a job in Australia and I found little information. Think it'd be awesome. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 things were strained but I can deal. I'm tired of thinking about it and honestly these people can SMD. I either pass the CFA I and find a better job in chicago, or I get this job with the government, or the current company hires me for 30 and I can live in KC. obviously all of this can fall through but it's certainly better odds than "graduate and get hired by this flake who can't even be trusted to respond to email/phone communication." Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 That's the spirit. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 I can't tell if you're being serious or not. Link to post Share on other sites
Speedziphone 12 Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 That was a pretty quick change of heart. it's ok guys I just had a meeting that the girl I love was also in and she actually TALKED to me, WITHOUT PROVOCATION. gotta go home and kill myself now though cause it's not gonna get any better than that.Sooooo who's gonna break it to Shake that being in a meeting with someone is provocation to speak to him?Steel trap, with an assist from tilt.Nice. I think I took the VD advice, and the headphones thing was an impossible request. Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 I can't tell if you're being serious or not.I don't even know sometimes. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Sooooo who's gonna break it to Shake that being in a meeting with someone is provocation to speak to him?Not me cuz shake would just be all like "there goes tilt again, giving me advice to just go into a meeting with the girl to get her to talk to me" Link to post Share on other sites
Speedziphone 12 Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Also acceptable:Picking up Chinese FoodRan out of BeerHouse is on FireYou know, this is so true. All of a sudden I want to somehow take a day off, get a ton of Chinese food, and watch movies all day. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Just be more confident and it will come naturally.clutch player this guy!IT won't happen shake, so just fuhgetaboutit.but yeah, this is the real advice, and what I should actually do. and what I will actually do, because let's be honest, there's no chance here.I can't tell if you're being serious or not.he is not. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Sooooo who's gonna break it to Shake that being in a meeting with someone is provocation to speak to him?oh yeah this well hey mister smarty pants it wasn't my meeting we were there early and she made small talk with me when she didn't even have to so there Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 That's the spirit. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 you were being serious with that one.so a guy came up to me in the gym this afternoon and asked me how long I've been working out. that was kind of weird. Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 You must be giving off more pheromones than normal today. Two people talking to you without provocation? Come on.Speedz, when you get your Chinese food, Shake and I think you should watch Margin Call. Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 you were being serious with that one.so a guy came up to me in the gym this afternoon and asked me how long I've been working out. that was kind of weird.There are three reasons he would ask you this, and none of them are good for you.1.) You look like you go to the gym a lot, but don't have much to show for it.2.) You look like you are somewhat in shape, but look like you have no idea what you are doing in the gym.3.) He wants to **** you. Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 I thought you said none of them are good. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Ocho has masculinity issues. That is just my opinion. I had the change of heart because the group manager has to be civil with me as part of his job and the other supervisor is the kind of girl I ****ing hate. You know the type, been told they are smart and have a HUGE chip on their shoulder about it. I was never going to be friendly with her to begin with. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 3.) He wants to **** you.well he didn't want to but I didn't give him much choice BOOYAH 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 He wanted to bang you Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 too slow 1 Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 The kind of person that will go out of their way to correct something trivial and is willing to take it to full blown uncomfortable situation argument. I have learned to just not even acknowledge it over the years. Ungodly number of these people out there and they always spend so much time talking about how OTHER people are oblivious. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 You must be giving off more pheromones than normal today. Two people talking to you without provocation? Come on.Speedz, when you get your Chinese food, Shake and I think you should watch Margin Call.oh yeah I wanted to respond to this but I got caught up responding to my perfectly set up comment with my perfectly executed male rape joke. so anyways, maybe it's the pheromones, but it's more than likely all the confidence I've been exuding. saw your post and just went with it. great advice thanks bud!also, lol at speedz the veterinarian getting margin call bro. he's not a super smart finance guy like us bros over here.edit: bro Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Walked from ny ny to the mirage and I almost died. Im so fat it's not smart To be walking that far. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 If I do move to KC, we gotta be friends, man. Am I being too forward? Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 I was thinking, I probably upgrade my computer and get Google fiber and stream myself playing video games in that scenario. People do this for nontrivial money, the only requirement is being funny and having unique taste in music. Goofy friends are a bonus, which I have. I think it would be awesome to try. Link to post Share on other sites
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