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Don't forget vb, JJJ, and Quacktaskic. What a GLORIOUS TIME!Let's schedule another party for Friday, shall we, New Friend?
Alright brv, maybe now is a good time to review the rules.1. No mention of this place.2. We just pick up where we left off as if we weren't in a new forum.3. Ignore everyone asking about what we're doing, but you can still talk to them about other stuff going on.I think you broke all of those rules.However, now that this little experiment has had a test run, we might need to revisit these rules. People are highly suspicious of new people, so it might not be feasible to do it that way. I don't know if we're still looking for a back-up forum, but I thought that place was alright.
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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

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screw you guys and the stupid basketball forumbut thanks beans for the tips. and sorry brv and tilt for not having been born an electrician. don't know what's wrong with me.
Aw, just pulling you chain shake. We tease because we care!
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That other place is loading very very slowly, anyone else having those issues?
Same for me. Hate the ads that come up at the bottom of pics as well as the random advertisement post from admin too. Just started poking aroundso not sure if that stuff can be edited or not.I'm also getting e-mails everytime someone posts to the thread which is annoying as hell. Haven't figured out how to stop that yet either.
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I should have got the link. Oh well, I just registered and am awaiting my email confirmation.Step daughter asked me if I knew anyplace they should check to renter's insurance on the new apartment.AARP?

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Alright brv, maybe now is a good time to review the rules.1. No mention of this place.2. We just pick up where we left off as if we weren't in a new forum.3. Ignore everyone asking about what we're doing, but you can still talk to them about other stuff going on.I think you broke all of those rules.However, now that this little experiment has had a test run, we might need to revisit these rules. People are highly suspicious of new people, so it might not be feasible to do it that way. I don't know if we're still looking for a back-up forum, but I thought that place was alright.
We would have been banned a second time if we hadn't explained stuff. We're in a good spot there now, and can jump over when this place goes down.Hell, when vb started pedaling viagra, I thought it was all over.Sorry, Dad.
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Same for me. Hate the ads that come up at the bottom of pics as well as the random advertisement post from admin too. Just started poking aroundso not sure if that stuff can be edited or not.I'm also getting e-mails everytime someone posts to the thread which is annoying as hell. Haven't figured out how to stop that yet either.
Yeah, Guapo already mentioned the emails, but the ads you are talking about go away also, if you're logged in.
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I should have got the link. Oh well, I just registered and am awaiting my email confirmation.Step daughter asked me if I knew anyplace they should check to renter's insurance on the new apartment.AARP?
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Yeah, Guapo already mentioned the emails, but the ads you are talking about go away also, if you're logged in.
Thanks, I saw that after I posted the question here.
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Sigh. Do I really have to check another forum regularly now?
Only until all this offline upgrade stuff is sorted out.Or, you know, if you want to talk a lot of basketball.
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yeah i lost interest in it kinda quick. the format of this forum is just too familiar.
Yeah. I mean, it's nice having more/new people around, but... it's not home.
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Yeah I noticed the sixty five new emails...It is good to know that tidbits from my life are just as popular in other areas of the internet as they are around hereIn other news, a guy stopped by the shop today and gave me a parachute. No idea who he was....just drove in and handed it to me out the windowIt was last packed six years ago so I dont plan on doing aerobatics anytime soon with it onClaimed he bought it at an auction a couple years ago. I understand that. What I dont get is why he didnt strap it on the back of a car like we are soon. Only one way to see if it works, ya know

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No problem Rando....Didnt get the plates at all. Just glanced but didnt cover one eye... the hard drinkers out there will understand Anyhoo, theres a serious problem manifesting itself as we speak inside the Icewater compound...For the last few days Ive overheard the wife complaining to the kid that he needs to clean his room. I never pay much attention to such things, but after the incident last summer I made a mental note to call the Orkin man and get penciled in for an upcoming house call. The mountain of dirty dinner plates attracted so many ants that the insurance company considered totaling the house, but were saved at the last minute by an expert that flew in from Jersey City. Trust me, exterminators are expensive enough without calling in specialists....especially ones that do exorcismsSo this evening was spaghetti night, a time honored tradition observed since sometime back in January. Anyone with the knowledge of how to block the food network permanently from a satellite service please get in touch with me...label the email "life or death solution"...Ill get back to you immediately. I really dont mind this "special" night much due to the fact that several gallons of hot water is available after the meal to sterilize kitchen appliances and such. So far, she just thinks the kid and I are extremely clumsy trying to dump the noodle water into the sink. The timer may have shorted out on the range but at least the mushrooms stopped growing from it. Dont askAfter the dinner bell rang....in the near future it will be replaced by an electronic version of Taps.... I staggered to the table similarly to a death row inmate to the electric chair"Spaghetti?""Of course... what do we have every Thursday night?" "Well... the smoke looked a little black from the shop... trying something new?""You have to try this new garlic bread.... its the bomb!"(inspects the charcoal looking stuff in bowl)"Wheres the fuse?""Ha..ha....now sit down and eat"(Beans opens silverwear drawer to find every slot empty but the butter knives)"No forks?""Your son has almost every utensil we own up in his room""Thats a good plan he has, but he has to know that wont stop you from cooking for long""What?""Nothing....Ill just use this""He did bring down a few spoons yesterday...they are in the dishwasher""Alright"(Beans opens dishwasher to find four spoons spotlessly clean except for giant blobs of peanut butter glued to the cupped portion)"We need a new dishwasher?""No... nothings good enough to get that stuff off""Ive got a sand blaster in the shop""I may need it....you should see some of the plates up there....remember the meatloaf last week?""How could I forget?""He has half a plate of it up there right now"(Beans looks at spaghetti)"Why didnt you tell me.... I could go for some leftovers""Shut up and eat""k"So first thing in the morning I have to breach the "hole" and inspect its living conditions. Im expecting to find a few Ethiopians picketing their release or somethingI may tweet some examples but Im not sure if they will be up long. I suppose even the internet has some boundaries that shouldnt be crossed

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Hey Speedz and Sal and Uncle Randy and Beans and Stratty and whoever else doesnt check the other forum:I'm basically a CPA now. More relieved than happy. My boss told me her passing was second only to having kids. If that's the case I'm definitely not having kids.

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Nap...we all love ya, son...Unlike the shit that Im seein on the screen right about nowI dont hang around this joint to learn new stuff....Holy shit on a stick Ive got a new story for you guysIt involves cops, illegal theft of utilities, intoxication, open containers, DWI, and probably numerous other charges that I have not considered at this timeIn other words, normality

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QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Thursday, May 3rd, 2012, 6:02 PM)yeah i lost interest in it kinda quick. the format of this forum is just too familiar.
Spoke a bit too soon. And, I'm not liking what I'm seeing so far.
Hey Speedz and Sal and Uncle Randy and Beans and Stratty and whoever else doesnt check the other forum:I'm basically a CPA now. More relieved than happy. My boss told me her passing was second only to having kids. If that's the case I'm definitely not having kids.
Congrats Napa!!
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