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A teacher in class is talking about whales and says that even though a whale is a very large animal, it's throat is too small to swallow a humanA little girl says: "What about the story of Jonah and the whale?"The teacher begins getting irritated and states that a whale cannot swallow a human.The little girl says "When I get to heaven I will just ask Jonah.""What if Jonah is in hell?" The teacher quipped."Then you can ask him." said the little girl.

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A teacher in class is talking about whales and says that even though a whale is a very large animal, it's throat is too small to swallow a humanA little girl says: "What about the story of Jonah and the whale?"The teacher begins getting irritated and states that a whale cannot swallow a human.The little girl says "When I get to heaven I will just ask Jonah.""What if Jonah is in hell?" The teacher quipped."Then you can ask him." said the little girl.
Ha ha, it's funny because you believe in a religion where people who don't automatically assume that it's possible for a man to survive with the belly of a fish for a number of days based on a 5,000 year old book will endure eternal torment and torture ha ha.
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Ha ha, it's funny because you believe in a religion where people who don't automatically assume that it's possible for a man to survive with the belly of a fish for a number of days based on a 5,000 year old book will endure eternal torment and torture ha ha.
A whale isn't a fish....professor
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Did people back then even know what a whale was?I dont know, but are whales part of the middle east eco system?
Yes, there are whales in the Mediterranean Sea. (also in the Arabian Sea).
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Yes, there are whales in the Mediterranean Sea. (also in the Arabian Sea).
And since there are now, there have always been.
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Ever consider the fact that maybe it wasnt whale or a fish, but was in fact a submarine of some sort.There are events in the bible that can reasonably represent an alien visit of some type.

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Ha...I am in the mid tribulation camp so I believe we will see the first 6 seals opened before the Rapture.So no way that its coming this Saturday. There needs to be so many things happening before that.
wait, what? I read those Left Behind books and I remember 7 bowls but not 6 seals.
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wait, what? I read those Left Behind books and I remember 7 bowls but not 6 seals.
First, let me apologize for all of Christendom for the Left Behind books.Next, there are 6 seals, 7 bowls, and 7 bowl judgments in the Book of Revelations So you and I are both right. :club: I'm right not youHere's a chart of Revelationsrevelation_flow_chart.gif
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