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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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how the hell would all that work be worth it? That is the dealings of a man without flood insurance.
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how the hell would all that work be worth it? That is the dealings of a man without flood insurance.
Insurance doesn't actually work like in the State Farm commercials.(I had to sing the jingle in my head before I knew which insurance agency those commercials were for.)
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Vegas was fun. Had the best dinner of my life compliments of Mr. Tom Colicchio and Co. Only played poker twice. Played more BJ and Three Card Poker and Wheel of Fortune than anything. Perpetually lost at Mandalay. Won or broke even everywhere else. Got shot to the tip of the Stratosphere. WOWHello all

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Had the best dinner of my life compliments of Mr. Tom Colicchio and Co.
What did you have?By the way, while you've been gone Wang has impregnated multiple women and been sent off to jail for a few years. Same ol', same ol', you know?
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What did you have?By the way, while you've been gone Wang has impregnated multiple women and been sent off to jail for a few years. Same ol', same ol', you know?
This was fantastic. So much so that it is my new sig.You're welcome. Or, I'm sorry. Depending on how you look at it.
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What did you have?By the way, while you've been gone Wang has impregnated multiple women and been sent off to jail for a few years. Same ol', same ol', you know?
for real? How do we know this is true?Also, I wrote a mini, nerdy dinner report in the Top Chef All Stars thread.
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Insurance doesn't actually work like in the State Farm commercials.
I'm confused as to what you are trying to imply.
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I'm confused as to what you are trying to imply.
I think what he means is that insurance doesn't return everything to exactly the way it was, so he probably wants to actually save his stuff instead of getting a check a month or two later. plus he probably doesn't have flood insurance.
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I think what he means is that insurance doesn't return everything to exactly the way it was, so he probably wants to actually save his stuff instead of getting a check a month or two later. plus he probably doesn't have flood insurance.
Plus it was a great excuse to use a backhoe and burn up some gash dern fuel.
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The only thing I can think of that would get me to do all that, other than not having insurance, is because my grandpa or someone built the actual house, and I wanted it saved for sentimental reasons. That was a lot of ****ing work.

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The only thing I can think of that would get me to do all that, other than not having insurance, is because my grandpa or someone built the actual house, and I wanted it saved for sentimental reasons. That was a lot of ****ing work.
So is replacing everything you own.
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So is replacing everything you own.
Maybe. But it would be kindof fun to go on a huge shopping spree for your new house. Has anyone here had a major disaster? I had a duplex burn down once, and my insurance company replaced everything including appliances, and even gave me lost rents.
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I think if I were in that situation I'd just want to get most of my stuff out then let everything else go. seems like it'd be a good opportunity to just let nature clean up my house a little. but, you know, me. so whatever.those two yelly posts I have up there sure were funny huh!

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I think if I were in that situation I'd just want to get most of my stuff out then let everything else go. seems like it'd be a good opportunity to just let nature clean up my house a little. but, you know, me. so whatever.those two yelly posts I have up there sure were funny huh!
Have you ever applied to be one of the homes they build for Habitat for Humanity?
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Tubbos at it again, waddling to the end of a 10K:download1kb.jpgCutting off the entrance / exit to my parking garagedownload2p.jpgThanks city of Chicago for allowing any bumfuck 10K to shut down all of the major roads in the city. Great.

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