Dawson Leery 12 Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 I bet he got under a 1400....on the new scale Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 I'm considering starting to call people fahgs (pronounced 'fogs'). Maybe farg. Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 And now that it's morning, I'm no longer considering it. Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 I eat stickers all the time dude! Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Beans?how the hell would all that work be worth it? That is the dealings of a man without flood insurance. Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 how the hell would all that work be worth it? That is the dealings of a man without flood insurance.Insurance doesn't actually work like in the State Farm commercials.(I had to sing the jingle in my head before I knew which insurance agency those commercials were for.) Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Vegas was fun. Had the best dinner of my life compliments of Mr. Tom Colicchio and Co. Only played poker twice. Played more BJ and Three Card Poker and Wheel of Fortune than anything. Perpetually lost at Mandalay. Won or broke even everywhere else. Got shot to the tip of the Stratosphere. WOWHello all Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Had the best dinner of my life compliments of Mr. Tom Colicchio and Co.What did you have?By the way, while you've been gone Wang has impregnated multiple women and been sent off to jail for a few years. Same ol', same ol', you know? Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 What did you have?By the way, while you've been gone Wang has impregnated multiple women and been sent off to jail for a few years. Same ol', same ol', you know?This was fantastic. So much so that it is my new sig.You're welcome. Or, I'm sorry. Depending on how you look at it. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 What did you have?By the way, while you've been gone Wang has impregnated multiple women and been sent off to jail for a few years. Same ol', same ol', you know?for real? How do we know this is true?Also, I wrote a mini, nerdy dinner report in the Top Chef All Stars thread. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 I really effing enjoy having the Playboy channel on my cable box. Nudity whenever. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Insurance doesn't actually work like in the State Farm commercials.I'm confused as to what you are trying to imply. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 I'm confused as to what you are trying to imply.I think what he means is that insurance doesn't return everything to exactly the way it was, so he probably wants to actually save his stuff instead of getting a check a month or two later. plus he probably doesn't have flood insurance. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 I think what he means is that insurance doesn't return everything to exactly the way it was, so he probably wants to actually save his stuff instead of getting a check a month or two later. plus he probably doesn't have flood insurance.Plus it was a great excuse to use a backhoe and burn up some gash dern fuel. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 YOU EYEIN' ME BOY Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 The only thing I can think of that would get me to do all that, other than not having insurance, is because my grandpa or someone built the actual house, and I wanted it saved for sentimental reasons. That was a lot of ****ing work. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 I WILL SMURF YOU IN THE SMURF YOU SMURFING SMURF SMURFER Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 The only thing I can think of that would get me to do all that, other than not having insurance, is because my grandpa or someone built the actual house, and I wanted it saved for sentimental reasons. That was a lot of ****ing work.So is replacing everything you own. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 So is replacing everything you own.Maybe. But it would be kindof fun to go on a huge shopping spree for your new house. Has anyone here had a major disaster? I had a duplex burn down once, and my insurance company replaced everything including appliances, and even gave me lost rents. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 I think if I were in that situation I'd just want to get most of my stuff out then let everything else go. seems like it'd be a good opportunity to just let nature clean up my house a little. but, you know, me. so whatever.those two yelly posts I have up there sure were funny huh! Link to post Share on other sites
Dawson Leery 12 Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 I think if I were in that situation I'd just want to get most of my stuff out then let everything else go. seems like it'd be a good opportunity to just let nature clean up my house a little. but, you know, me. so whatever.those two yelly posts I have up there sure were funny huh!Have you ever applied to be one of the homes they build for Habitat for Humanity? Link to post Share on other sites
Roll the Bones 74 Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Have you ever applied to be one of the homes they build for Habitat for Humanity?This made me bust out loud. Hilarious ther' Dawson Link to post Share on other sites
Dawson Leery 12 Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Tubbos at it again, waddling to the end of a 10K:Cutting off the entrance / exit to my parking garageThanks city of Chicago for allowing any bumfuck 10K to shut down all of the major roads in the city. Great. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 i want to live in that building. looks like an awesome location. Link to post Share on other sites
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