brvheart 1,752 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 3 times a week. max.The 2nd one doesn't apply to me, since I poop when I need to, which means it happens all different times.Hell no. The last time I pooped in a public restroom was 2007. In Afghanistan. (and even then, it wasn't really public, since it was in our team house.) The only time I've pooped, other than at home, is in hotels.I never talk to anyone, while peeing in a public restroom. I would even shun my best friends. Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Pooping is the best way to lose weight. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Pooping is the best way to lose weight.*shakes fist at sky* Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted January 27, 2011 Author Share Posted January 27, 2011 *shakes fist at God* Also, drinking lots of water and exercising helps. Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 So me and Brv don't poop in restrooms. Who is the 3rd?I am pretty much 4 times a week and usually an hour after I run because that gets things all moving around and...shit. Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 So me and Brv don't poop in restrooms. Who is the 3rd?I am pretty much 4 times a week and usually an hour after I run because that gets things all moving around and...shit.I avoid public restrooms ever since the early 80s in Palm Springs when my buddy went into a restaurant bathroom to find some naked old guy covered in crap walking towards him asking for help.That and since I saw a movie about germs Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 So me and Brv don't poop in restrooms. Who is the 3rd?I am pretty much 4 times a week and usually an hour after I run because that gets things all moving around and...shit.Do you poop in your office's bathroom? I think some of us would consider that 'public.' Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Do you poop in your office's bathroom? I think some of us would consider that 'public.'There is no bathroom in my office. I use an empty apartment which feels like I am at home but I always would rather wait till I get home. Luckily though I am nighttime pooper. Link to post Share on other sites
DrawingDeadInDM 0 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 So me and Brv don't poop in restrooms.So, you shit in your kitchen? Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 So, you shit in your kitchen?No, I poop in my bathroom. Or powder room if you will. Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Now would be a good time to bring up Ryan's Resturant again. Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Now would be a good time to bring up Ryan's Resturant again.Wait, you're married?!Good link, that story deserves a better thread than it originally got.EDIT: Dammit, just noticed the quote marks. So perhaps you don't have a wife. Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 When I was a heavy equipment operator we had a deathly fear of using the porta-potties because of the numbers of times a guy would go in and a guy on a dozer (me) would push a 4' tall pile of dirt against the door and leave them trapped for 15-20 minutes until the foreman would notice that someone was missing.When it is 100+ degrees this would result in a not so pleasant experience.I have had to dig myself out with my bare hands when I first found out about this little 'practice' Link to post Share on other sites
vbnautilus 48 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Now would be a good time to bring up Ryan's Resturant again.wow thats great. Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Wait, you're married?!Good link, that story deserves a better thread than it originally got.EDIT: Dammit, just noticed the quote marks. So perhaps you don't have a wife.He also wears sweatpants to restaurants. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 god damn it, what the hell is this from? I know whatever it is I JUST fucking saw it but cannot place it for the life of me.shake i thought you were a professional twice over. an analyst and a therapist. the worlds second analrapist. Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted January 27, 2011 Author Share Posted January 27, 2011 Wait, you're married?!Good link, that story deserves a better thread than it originally got.EDIT: Dammit, just noticed the quote marks. So perhaps you don't have a wife.Heh.Jeepster posted that story three times. The first time he just quoted Spademan's post. The second time he just re-posted the story. The third time he posted the story with the heading "author unknown." The second time everybody thought it was his own story and then somebody pointed out it came from another site and then he got hit with a bunch of "plagiarist!" posts.[/FCP History lesson] Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Jeepster posted that story three times. The first time he just quoted Spademan's post. The second time he just re-posted the story. The third time he posted the story with the heading "author unknown." The second time everybody thought it was his own story and then somebody pointed out it came from another site and then he got hit with a bunch of "plagiarist!" posts.Those were the days [gazes wistfully out the window]. Link to post Share on other sites
SAM_Hard8 50 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 I poop when the body says so, that's usually once a day (but that once may take a few attempts) When I need to poop, I need to poop, home field advantage or not. In fact I would rather poop in a public place so there's less cleaning to do and TP to buy.You kids will learn to appreciate a good poop when you get older. Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Next poll question:Will the North Korean aggression and nuclear program contribute to the destabilizing of NATO's commitment to it member nations? Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Am I the only one who thinks of Lebowski pretty much every single time I hear or read the word 'aggression?' My immediate response to your post was wanting to reference Lebowski, but it seemed frivolous in the context of nuclear annihilation. Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Am I the only one who thinks of Lebowski pretty much every single time I hear or read the word 'aggression?'Next poll question? Link to post Share on other sites
Roll the Bones 74 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Steampunk PalinA) makes want to punch her in the faceB) makes me want bang her Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 If you could turn the "makes" into "make," everyone with any sense of grammar would be much obliged. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 And C) Both Link to post Share on other sites
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