JoeyJoJo 18 Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 When Hoch and Stugotz were talking about facebook and Hoch started saying that he will quickly click off of it when his wife walks in the room because he doesn't want her to see who he's talking to...and then he said, "Is this thing on?" I just about lost it. Link to post Share on other sites
PokerPiper 0 Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 As many of you were watching the confrontation between Epic Beard Man and Tough Thug, some of y’all were busy falling in love with the Hot Headphones Girl AKA Amber Lamps who was relaxing right in the midst of a war. She was given the nickname Amber Lamps because the internet census took it away from Tough Thug Tyrone and coined it for her. She stood out in this crowd more than a no arm man in a push up contest. What part of heaven did she come from? Many would have to assume the part that manufactures the angels. What kind of music has the honor to bless her ears? Was she gangsta leanin’ to some Tech N9ne perhaps? Maybe boppin’ to some Pat Benatar? What we do know about Hot Headphones Girl is that she has a great sense of fashion to match her stunning facial features. She is equipped with eyes and aura that can penetrate through computer monitors, and most importantly, holds no type of fear in her heart. Her attitude remains cooler than a polar bear’s toe nail throughout the whole incident like, “Y’all bitches hurry up and fight so I can get to where I needs to be”.Amber lamps is truly an angel. I bet she was listening to the harp in those headphones. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted February 23, 2010 Author Share Posted February 23, 2010 Amber lamps is truly an angel. I bet she was listening to the harp in those headphones.Please quit posting in this thread. Link to post Share on other sites
Poppy_Hillis 11 Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 So with Kornheiser off PTI for 2 weeks, we're not losing Dan for 2 weeks, are we? Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 Espn is the worst. God, It's going to suck when TK has to tone down his show. Link to post Share on other sites
Poppy_Hillis 11 Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 Thursday is going to be awesome! Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 Espn is the worst. God, It's going to suck when TK has to tone down his show.I had no idea what you guys were talking about until just now.So he got suspended by ESPN for making fun of the way Hannah Storm was dressed. ESPN can be pretty lame about this kind of stuff.I'd be ok with two weeks of LeBatard on PTI, but I'll pass if it's Bob Ryan. Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 I'd be ok with two weeks of LeBatard on PTI, but I'll pass if it's Bob Ryan.I don't see how Dan doesn't get suspended for ripping on Mike & Mike all the time. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 LeBatardShow I received a very disturbing call today from EPIC BEARD MAN. He was in Denver and wanted me to get him out of jail. He is insane. -Mike Ryan about 1 hours ago via web Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted February 25, 2010 Author Share Posted February 25, 2010 Oh my goodness their twitter is awesome. I need more funny twitterers. Hit me with a list of really good ones BigD. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 Oh my goodness their twitter is awesome. I need more funny twitterers. Hit me with a list of really good ones BigD.um.. okay..OzzieGuillen Just started twittering yesterday, but I except great things.Loismustdie77 not really funny, but more people should harass him into paying his debtJPosnanski cleaver, more than funny..the_ironsheik I don't know if it's the real iron sheik, but he is pretty ****ing funnyshitmydadsays one of the first twit phenomenons, that grew organically on twitter, not from someone with audience already getting a twitter accountStunts4Film the twitter of world famous stuntmant, scott rolandroybelly roy from the lebatard show.mikeryan790 also from lebatard show. Neither are super funny, tbh, but since it's the DLBS thread, I firgured I'd throw them outebertchicago already made my case for him else whereBreeOlson probably my funniest twitterer. A porn star, who is both apparently a filthy whore, and has extreme anger control problems. She's non stop gold when she's tweeting. here's her lastest. Just went for a mainsteam modeling audition. He ****ed me... But hey, I got the part! ****in my way to the top. That's how Bree Olson rolls about 17 hours ago she may be to um.. graphic for your tastes brv, but at least browse over it, some of it is really funny... I thought it was fake for a while,but she goes so nuts when someone talks any kind of shit to her, that I believe it's her, and that's she's just nutssportsguy33 Bill simmons, obv. Twitter is a great medium for him, because he loves to writer little one line zingers.dameshek a friend of bs's that had his own radio show in LA for a while, and writes for Jimmy Kimmel. Has funny sports tweetsWhitlockJason frequent DLBS guest, great sports writer, and pretty funny guyNoSourceInsider this one is dead I think, but was funny when stugotz was updating itdeadspinthebiglead my two favorite sports blogs, often linking really funny storiesOGOchoCinco Chad Johnson nie ochocinco, says crazy shit from time to timeSarahKSilverman comedianwilw wil weaton's twitter. nerdy humor Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted February 25, 2010 Author Share Posted February 25, 2010 Oh my goodness Twitter sucks.I just tried to use their search function:Twitter is stressing out a bit right now, so this feature is temporarily disabled. Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 I don't see how Dan doesn't get suspended for ripping on Mike & Mike all the time.Suspended from what? All he does is occasionally fill in. And his radio show isn't an ESPN show. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted February 25, 2010 Author Share Posted February 25, 2010 "Epic Beard Man called me again. He was crying." Link to post Share on other sites
sealster 0 Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 Dan showed up yesterday as a guest speaker for my class yesterday because my teacher is a sports writer for the Herald and is at the Olympics. It was simply amazing.He stumbles in about 10 minutes late, 9:05 class so no big deal. He looks like he just rolled out of bed with his hair completely messed up and his eyes completely red. His ability to walk to the front was limited and my friend and I argued whether he was high, hungover or both. The entire hour was hilarious, he brought up the Kornheiser situation and said how he's glad that he doesn't work for ESPN. When talking about getting close to athletes he mentioned that it's like hitting on a girl and you have to appeal to their vanity.This was the best class I have had in four years, he really knows how to keep everyone laughing. He mentioned that he just shows up right before his show, or late sometimes and doesn't prepare. He has dozens of topics laid out for him to choose from that his people think he might like and he just goes whatever way he wants. Basically as you all know, he's awesome! Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 HE claims never to have smoked pot or done any drug, and given how honest he is, I believe him, so he was prob just really hung over. Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 From Bill Simmons chat:Charlie (NJ)Kornheiser topic brings me to an interesting question, if allowed to answer, which ESPN show host would you most like to work with and why?Bill Simmons (1:47 PM)I would love to host West Coast PTI with that chubby deviant fu manchu wearing Cuban lothario Dan LeBatard. Just stick us in the LA studio and let us go at it. Unfortunately he'd never move to LA and I'd never move to Miami. So we'll have to settle for sending each other sarcastic emails that you can't see.I'm pretty sure I would watch this every day. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted February 26, 2010 Author Share Posted February 26, 2010 Just because I wanted to know and maybe someone else did:http://www.dania-jai-alai.com/ Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 From Bill Simmons chat:Charlie (NJ)Kornheiser topic brings me to an interesting question, if allowed to answer, which ESPN show host would you most like to work with and why?Bill Simmons (1:47 PM)I would love to host West Coast PTI with that chubby deviant fu manchu wearing Cuban lothario Dan LeBatard. Just stick us in the LA studio and let us go at it. Unfortunately he'd never move to LA and I'd never move to Miami. So we'll have to settle for sending each other sarcastic emails that you can't see.I'm pretty sure I would watch this every day.This is too good an idea to happen. Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 Suspended from what? All he does is occasionally fill in. And his radio show isn't an ESPN show.Filling in on PTI Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 Filling in on PTII suppose, but that probably punishes ESPN more than it does him.I like the way he keeps saying things like, "I really want to be able to rail against ESPN and talk about how this suspension is so absurd, but I can't."Two questions for the listeners:Was there no Friday show?andPoop shoes? Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 HE claims never to have smoked pot or done any drug, and given how honest he is, I believe him, so he was prob just really hung over.Not true. On his chat on the Herald website this week he was asked about that and he said he smoked it the night before and thinks it should be legalized. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted March 9, 2010 Author Share Posted March 9, 2010 "FAT GUY IN A .... tight COOOAATT!" Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 I'm getting a little tired of Dan's Kobe vs Lebron argument. Shots in a one-possession game in the last 24 seconds is not the argument ender that he's making it out to be. That sample size would include making a shot with 20 seconds left when you're up by 3. How is that even close to the same thing as down 2 with 5 seconds left?If the question is, who do you want taking a game-ending shot, then the sample should be tie game or down by 1-3 with less than 10 seconds.I'm not saying making that change would necessarily change the decision, but it's not as clear cut as he makes it out to be.And using the Orlando game as proof against Kobe is silly since he hit a 3 with about 30 seconds left to cut it to 3, then hit another 3 with about 6 seconds left to tie it. Except he had a toe on the line, which made it a 1 point game, which meant they had to foul, which meant he had to take yet another shot. So either 2 of 3 or 1 of 2, which would be a good percentage by Dan's stats.Plus, you know, assassin. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted March 12, 2010 Author Share Posted March 12, 2010 I sent your post to Dan's email address and he already wrote me back. Link to post Share on other sites
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