Sal Paradise 57 Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 I'm on cocaine RIGHT NOW Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 no I'm not. I lose. Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 6 Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 Damn you Sal, ruined my post. I lose. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 I have a dorm room. I do use it for dancing around like a maniac but it isn't as spacious as a sports stadium. I can't run about freely. I can certainly flail around to the Lambada, and the music from Glee, however.I enjoyed this weeks episode very much. I do love me some Kurtspeedz, I live in virginia. every single person here is a "christian." they love to show their love for jesus on their facebook pages just before they leave the house to get drunk do drugs and have premarital sex. BUT JESUS ONLY COUNTS FACEBOOK NOW.hahafunny story, my best friend got friend requested by my ex wife a while back, and Thursday, he sent me a text saying she put up something funny. Her parents were religious and she believed in god, but never practiced. too busy partying. Anyway, she put something about the new Gap ad being bad and getting the Christ back in Christmas. I guess she found god after leaving me. I begged him to reply with:"So, threesomes, foursomes, lesbianism, adultery, divorce and children out of wedlock are ok, but the commercialization of Christmas is bad? Ok, got it."I don't think he did.HerroVegas was good. Hugo's better. Santana...meh - you were right Ron. I never get tired of seeing this. Too many solos and 14 minute riffs. Not good I'd imagine.I think that jubilant lanky lad stole all of our addresses and ran away with them. He's probably out there somewhere signing us up for magazine subscriptions.even I sent him an addressRon:so wrong, but not too far offConfession: like Ron and his romantic comedies, I like movie musicals.Related: who has seen and/or liked the movie Chicago?Enjoyed Chicago very much. Loved John C Reilly's number in that, plus Gere's numberI never saw Fight Club coming. I figured out Sixth Sense in about 25 minutes. That's about it for my movie twist spotting.I had to have minor back surgery this morning so I am laid up all weekend. Been plowing through Simmons' basketball book which is awesome but god damn 700+ pages is a lot. Covered about half the book in the last 8 hours. As a Heat fan, I really wish he would get over the 2006 NBA Finals.Anyway, if you love the NBA, get it. Otherwise, I would skip it.sucks about the back surgery. Mine got better. Not perfect, but very, very manageable. I bought the book out of support for him. Not bad so far. I'm not a diehard NBA guy, but I do know the history and enjoy reading about sports and his writing. We'll see.Fast recovery my little yidI'm on cocaine RIGHT NOWthis whole exchange slayed me and made me remember why I come here, so thank you. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 so wrong, but not too far offKnew I should've gone with teen beat. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 Shouldn't it be more like this:(___!___)if he was trying to show it as very fat?I'm nowhere near finished catching up, but fixed your post/ass.EDIT: thank god for these latex gloves and my reaching broom! Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 lazy fcks. I went out, ate dinner, a lovely burger, and had lots of beer, and I get two posts in return. I also play Cyrano Debergadouche for my buddy. Some waitress who was off duty at my regular place, who was there with her husband, had another waitress slip him her number. Well, I had a text convo with her and by the end of it, I had her banging him on the beach. Now, he just has to close. Which I doubt he'll do. Whatever. Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 6 Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 Hippo > Crocodile Link to post Share on other sites
Randy Reed 0 Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 Andre Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 gosh randy that is so racist. just because andre's asian doesn't automatically mean he eats dogs. Link to post Share on other sites
Randy Reed 0 Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 gosh randy that is so racist. just because andre's asian doesn't automatically mean he eats dogs.I didn't mean, I meant, err uhh well it was just because he HAS a dog, dummy. Besides only chineseeat dogs, he's not chinese he's catholic. Link to post Share on other sites
Tactical Bear 3 Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 Officer: (shines flashlight into car)Officer: (taps on window)Wang: "Good evening officer. What seems to be the problem?"Officer: "You're naked."Wang: "I am wearing boxers."Officer: (points to passenger seat) "She is naked."Wang: "She is holding her shirt over her chest."Officer: "You are both naked."Wang: "...yeah."Officer: (disgusted) "Just... get out of here. This is a family restaurant. What is wrong with you?"Wang: (clears throat) "I, uh, yes sir. Officer. Thank you officer sir." (rolls up window)Maggie: "Did you just call him 'Officer Sir?'"Wang: "Please put on some pants." Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 Well I, for one, sure hope you guys got married before this whole fiasco. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 (nice work) Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 Well I, for one, sure hope you guys got married before this whole fiasco.no it's ok cause he posted a bible verse as his facebook status right before. Link to post Share on other sites
MisterB 2 Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 Officer: (shines flashlight into car)Officer: (taps on window)Wang: "Good evening officer. What seems to be the problem?"Officer: "You're naked."Wang: "I am wearing boxers."Officer: (points to passenger seat) "She is naked."Wang: "She is holding her shirt over her chest."Officer: "You are both naked."Wang: "...yeah."Officer: (disgusted) "Just... get out of here. This is a family restaurant. What is wrong with you?"Wang: (clears throat) "I, uh, yes sir. Officer. Thank you officer sir." (rolls up window)Maggie: "Did you just call him 'Officer Sir?'"Wang: "Please put on some pants."About time. pffft. I got caught in a situation like this, he shined his flashlight in the car and said "Miss, do you want to be here?"She said yes... I didn't die from asphyxiation (much to LGs chagrin) and life went on. So, finally starting to go somewhere with Mags, huh? Every time I see you call her Mags, I think of "The Last Starfighter"s girlfriend. She was Mags, but didn't have a kid. She did, however, live in a trailer park. Your Mags +1 Hope you got to finish before the flashlight. Link to post Share on other sites
Dawson Leery 12 Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 Officer: (shines flashlight into car)Officer: (taps on window)Wang: "Good evening officer. What seems to be the problem?"Officer: "You're naked."Wang: "I am wearing boxers."Officer: (points to passenger seat) "She is naked."Wang: "She is holding her shirt over her chest."Officer: "You are both naked."Wang: "...yeah."Officer: (disgusted) "Just... get out of here. This is a family restaurant. What is wrong with you?"Wang: (clears throat) "I, uh, yes sir. Officer. Thank you officer sir." (rolls up window)Maggie: "Did you just call him 'Officer Sir?'"Wang: "Please put on some pants."There aren't any family restaurants in POUNDTOWN. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 Jesus Christ, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public! Link to post Share on other sites
Quacktastic 106 Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 There aren't any family restaurants in POUNDTOWN.Awesome. Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 6 Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 If this post was already quoted then so be it, but I am thinking maybe I shouldn't post when I'm drunk. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 no it's ok cause he posted a bible verse as his facebook status right before.This made me chuckle that then immediately get a sick feeling in my stomach. Link to post Share on other sites
vbnautilus 48 Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 If this post was already quoted then so be it, but I am thinking maybe I shouldn't post when I'm drunk.it really wasn't that bad. Or good I should say. Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 6 Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 it really wasn't that bad. Or good I should say.I know, I figured that it wasn't of interest to anyone really so there was no point posting it. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 I know, I figured that it wasn't of interest to anyone really so there was no point posting it.well now it is and I want to know what it was. Link to post Share on other sites
Randy Reed 0 Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 I'm kinda bummed. I bought these vibram five finger shoes about 3 weeks ago, it's like running barefootexcept it gives you a little something between the feet and the cold ground. It uses a bunch of different musclesthan running in shoes so I know it takes a while to get used to them but I really want to use them nextThursday for the 8K Turkey Trot i'm running in.I have been slowly running in them and adding some distance each time and on Friday I ran 8k and felt greatso I thought I was past the hump. This morning I was planning on doing a comfortable 5k in them and my damnfeet started hurting, my calves were cramping and a few other additional pains that I assume were from overdoingit Friday. I'm pretty frustrated. I guess I have to not run the next three days and hope for the best on Thursday.On top of it all I have to go blow fuckin Leaves.Oh well it is nice out. Bengals should kill the Raiders later. Link to post Share on other sites
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