Sexual Partners

[LongLiveYorke 38]

Quit being such a bitch. We all already know you're faggy. Just post it and let us laugh at you.

This

[chrozzo 19]

still 0lolsiiiiigh

[quadaces 0]

still 0lolsiiiiigh

Don't worry, once you go through puberty it will happen for you!

[Jadaki 0]

I 5th the need for a Wang story here.

[SuitedAces21 2,722]

i personally dont want to hear this so called "story". probably nothing of any substance anyways. look at guys track record. one liners every other post.

[fryer98 30]

I think all 11 virgins (well, the other 10 that we don't constantly tell this to) need to step up their game!

[fryer98 30]

Or just GET some game, I guess.

[Tactical Bear 3]

i personally dont want to hear this so called "story". probably nothing of any substance anyways. look at guys track record. one liners every other post.

I am loquacious. Bitch.

[Fleur 0]

About 40 probably.

This.

[DonkSlayer 1]

This.

Whoa..heh that's great. WE LANDED ON THE MOON!!!

[Nikki_N 17]

I am loquacious. Bitch.

This is exactly the kind of talk that turns me on. How is it that you're failing?edit: Not that I'm the kind of girl you're looking for, but still, witty humor is an aphrodisiac.

[LongLiveYorke 38]

edit: Not that I'm the kind of girl you're looking for, but still, witty humor is an aphrodisiac.

Well, if witty humor is an aphrodisiac, then....... uh.......(damn, couldn't think of anything funny to say)

[Tactical Bear 3]

This is exactly the kind of talk that turns me on. How is it that you're failing?edit: Not that I'm the kind of girl you're looking for, but still, witty humor is an aphrodisiac.

An Honest Answer to a Rhetorical Question:1) I am not physically attractive. I mean, I'm not ugly, and I'm probably not even unattractive, but I'm not good looking. I'm a solid 6.0/10. 2) I made a promise to myself (actually, first to my father, and later, when I thought about it, to myself as well) to always put the joke first. Do you know how many times I've thought of something funny to say, said to myself, "this is just not not not not NOT the right time to say this," then went ahead and made the joke anyway? Probably like 200 or so. After that, I just started skipping the middle step. There is a time and place for wit, and that time is almost never while a girl is taking her shirt off. I remember once a girl got her shirt stuck over her head, and I did a whole "hockey fight" thing. It was pretty funny, but my penis remained sheathed that night, and forever after with that particular lady. Oh well: she was a whore, probably. 3) I am way more awkward in real life than I can ever explain. I'm charismatic in some useless ways -- for example, I do well in large groups, and I can shave a motherfucker like nobody's business -- but when it comes to one-on-one stuff, I'm more miss than hit. I connect well with the occasional woman, but with most? The jokes are just odd or esoteric or silly or, well, not funny enough to result in confusion (or rage or pity or whatever) instead of lust.4) My schtick has always been self-deprecation. I learned it as a defense mechanism when I was picked on as a nerdy elementary school kid (it's impossible to make fun of somebody who makes fun of himself, and you just look stupid when you try), but it's an artifact of my youth I've never shed. I believe that's a big turnoff, but I like it, so it stays. 5) I wear this outfit on dates:(Seriously, look at those eyebrows. I always worry women expect them to turn into butterflies or something, and: they'll just be disappointed.)6) My thunder remains effectively hidden, even in a thong.

[dolfan 0]

6) My thunder remains effectively hidden, even in a thong.

....and laughing because of the obvious AD connection.

[Tactical Bear 3]

7)

Speaking of Stuffpuppets, I was at the mall yesterday with Maggie, and I took this picture. She was trying on silly hats, and we were having fun, so I took a picture of her all hatted up. She demanded that I make that image show up whenever she calls me. I decided that was a great idea, so I did it, all the while thinking, "Man, she's going to call me and ask to see the phone and... oh man, she's in my phone as STUFFPUPPET." So right when I got it entered, she pulled her phone out. She has a really short attention span, so I pretended to get a phone call, and stepped outside to regroup. When I walked back in, she was standing at the ready, phone out, excited to see herself all hatted up when she called my phone. Wang: "Okay, I didn't even get a phone call, I was just stalling."Maggie: "What?"Wang: "Okay, so I put you in the phone as something besides your name."Maggie: "What, did you put me in as one of your stupid nicknames or something?"Wang: "Kinda. Except... it's going to sound really bad."Maggie: "It's not, like, future wife or love of my life or anything is it?"Wang: "What? God no. I barely even LIKE you..."Maggie: "Okay, so what is it." Wang: (cringes and gives Maggie the phone)Maggie: (calls Wang's phone, looks at screen)Maggie: (looks confused)Maggie: "Hey what's a Stuff...puppet?"

[Fleur 0]

Wow. I don't know how you did this Nikki, getting this guy to post a complete psychological profile of himself including pic...But you HAVE to teach me!!!

[fryer98 30]

I remember once a girl got her shirt stuck over her head, and I did a whole "hockey fight" thing.

Awesome.Is this that really the Wang? If so, first time a picture posted?

[Sal Paradise 57]

Wow. I don't know how you did this Nikki, getting this guy to post a complete psychological profile of himself including pic...But you HAVE to teach me!!!

what? he does that like twice a week.

[Nikki_N 17]

An Honest Answer to a Rhetorical Question:1) I am not physically attractive. I mean, I'm not ugly, and I'm probably not even unattractive, but I'm not good looking. I'm a solid 6.0/10. 2) I made a promise to myself (actually, first to my father, and later, when I thought about it, to myself as well) to always put the joke first. Do you know how many times I've thought of something funny to say, said to myself, "this is just not not not not NOT the right time to say this," then went ahead and made the joke anyway? Probably like 200 or so. After that, I just started skipping the middle step. There is a time and place for wit, and that time is almost never while a girl is taking her shirt off. I remember once a girl got her shirt stuck over her head, and I did a whole "hockey fight" thing. It was pretty funny, but my penis remained sheathed that night, and forever after with that particular lady. Oh well: she was a whore, probably. 3) I am way more awkward in real life than I can ever explain. I'm charismatic in some useless ways -- for example, I do well in large groups, and I can shave a motherfucker like nobody's business -- but when it comes to one-on-one stuff, I'm more miss than hit. I connect well with the occasional woman, but with most? The jokes are just odd or esoteric or silly or, well, not funny enough to result in confusion (or rage or pity or whatever) instead of lust.4) My schtick has always been self-deprecation. I learned it as a defense mechanism when I was picked on as a nerdy elementary school kid (it's impossible to make fun of somebody who makes fun of himself, and you just look stupid when you try), but it's an artifact of my youth I've never shed. I believe that's a big turnoff, but I like it, so it stays. 5) I wear this outfit on dates:(Seriously, look at those eyebrows. I always worry women expect them to turn into butterflies or something, and: they'll just be disappointed.)6) My thunder remains effectively hidden, even in a thong.

I don't know, I think you're cute. Fryer has giant eyebrows and I think he's cute, too. His freakishly long tongue adds to his appeal, as well. He won't share it with me except to lick beer off my face, though, but I digress. Do you wear the shirt to nice restaurants? That may come off as a bit strange. I can see where the things you've enumerated keep you from bedding random bar chicks, but man oh man, the girls that get you must really get you. Does quality sex with a girl who gets you compensate in some way for quantity?As for your thunder, I'm pretty sure you're not actually worried about it. Are you? I don't think you are.

7)

She's cute. Really cute. I don't keep up with the sick thread. Are you stuffing her?

[dolfan 0]

Is this that really the Wang?

What, now?

[Tactical Bear 3]

Wow. I don't know how you did this Nikki, getting this guy to post a complete psychological profile of himself including pic...But you HAVE to teach me!!!

What Sal said. If there's one thing thing I enjoy, it's talking about myself

[Tactical Bear 3]

Awesome.Is this that really the Wang? If so, first time a picture posted?

Yes. And no; there are like 200 pictures of me floating around here, including one in which my thunder is quite effectively hidden in a thong.

I don't know, I think you're cute. Fryer has giant eyebrows and I think he's cute, too. His freakishly long tongue adds to his appeal, as well. He won't share it with me except to lick beer off my face, though, but I digress. Do you wear the shirt to nice restaurants? That may come off as a bit strange. I can see where the things you've enumerated keep you from bedding random bar chicks, but man oh man, the girls that get you must really get you. Does quality sex with a girl who gets you compensate in some way for quantity?As for your thunder, I'm pretty sure you're not actually worried about it. Are you? I don't think you are.She's cute. Really cute. I don't keep up with the sick thread. Are you stuffing her?

If you don't have something mean to say, don't say anything at all.

[Fleur 0]

You're almost out of toiletpaper btw

[Suited_Up 2]

Also, pretty sweet butterfly shower curtain.Serious question though... what are all the things on the counter with the same giant cap?

[fryer98 30]

Yes. And no; there are like 200 pictures of me floating around here, including one in which my thunder is quite effectively hidden in a thong.

Hmmmm, I must have missed those.

You're almost out of toiletpaper btw

Ha, I was gonna mention that in my post but forgot. And WTF are all the product on the counter? Yes, I'm bored today.Nikki - Don't you have that same shower curtain?