antistuff 0 Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 LOL Some black guy at the IP asked me if I wanted some "party favorites". I was like , "you mean coke?" , "yeah". He's like follow me then starts heading down towards a car. I knew it was a bad idea aT the time, but I wanted to head back into the RockHouse lit-up... so I decided to take the chance. The back windows were tinted which made me a little nervous. WHile I pretended to tie my shoes at the side of the car, I reached down and grabbed a bunch of loose dirt/pebbles.I tell him, "I'm not going to get in, show me the stuff and I'll hand you the cash". He pops open the glove compartment and pulls out an 8-ball. "70$ special , homie", he annouces. "But you gotta do the switch in the car dood". 100$ is obv BS... no way it is that cheap. He wants me in the car to see how much is in my wallet. If I'm loaded with 100$ bills at the time(which I was), he'd jack me on the spot. If I didn't have much, he'd just kick me out of the car and drive off. He pats me down, saying "you're not a cop right?". Upon finishing I assure him that I'm not and decide to make my move. I reach into the pocket with my wallet using the hand that had the pebbles/dust/gravel and slowly pull it out. I start opening it with the other hand and as he peaks in... BAM!!! I then reach into his glove-compartment and grab a bunch of coke and make a run for it. I make a run to the IP and hide in the bathroom stall pretending to take a massive shit. After a halfhour I said "FUCK it", and snorted an couple lines off the toilet-paper dispenser. I went back to the Rpckhouse coked up and told some skank bitches that I had some good shit on me. We took a cab back to my room in the Sahara. I took turns snorting it off their titties and ass, then said "tiem for da thunder, bitches!". OVerall a kick-ass night!not that it matters but im dont think i believe you. Link to post Share on other sites
mtdesmoines 3 Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 LOL Some black guy at the IP asked me if I wanted some "party favorites". I was like , "you mean coke?" , "yeah". He's like follow me then starts heading down towards a car. I knew it was a bad idea aT the time, but I wanted to head back into the RockHouse lit-up... so I decided to take the chance. The back windows were tinted which made me a little nervous. WHile I pretended to tie my shoes at the side of the car, I reached down and grabbed a bunch of loose dirt/pebbles.I tell him, "I'm not going to get in, show me the stuff and I'll hand you the cash". He pops open the glove compartment and pulls out an 8-ball. "70$ special , homie", he annouces. "But you gotta do the switch in the car dood". 100$ is obv BS... no way it is that cheap. He wants me in the car to see how much is in my wallet. If I'm loaded with 100$ bills at the time(which I was), he'd jack me on the spot. If I didn't have much, he'd just kick me out of the car and drive off. He pats me down, saying "you're not a cop right?". Upon finishing I assure him that I'm not and decide to make my move. I reach into the pocket with my wallet using the hand that had the pebbles/dust/gravel and slowly pull it out. I start opening it with the other hand and as he peaks in... BAM!!! I then reach into his glove-compartment and grab a bunch of coke and make a run for it. I make a run to the IP and hide in the bathroom stall pretending to take a massive shit. After a halfhour I said "FUCK it", and snorted an couple lines off the toilet-paper dispenser. I went back to the Rpckhouse coked up and told some skank bitches that I had some good shit on me. We took a cab back to my room in the Sahara. I took turns snorting it off their titties and ass, then said "tiem for da thunder, bitches!". OVerall a kick-ass night!FCP Poker Forum > Poker Strategy Forum > General Strategy > Moving To Vegas To Play PokerI don't know why I suddenly think this wasn't going to turn out alright ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Link to post Share on other sites
MovingIn 0 Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Effective uses for your bankroll in Vegas:[x] Poker[ ] Cocaine[ ] Hookers Link to post Share on other sites
antistuff 0 Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Effective uses for your bankroll in Vegas:[x] Poker[ ] Cocaine[ ] Hookersso, what exactly is the point of this poker thing then?theres gotta be some goal besides just playing and playing.you cant take the money with you?can you? Link to post Share on other sites
TraptSteve 0 Posted December 16, 2008 Author Share Posted December 16, 2008 Well the best part was I bumped into Charles Barkley at the Mirage, and winded up playing HU4ROLLZ. I was up over 24 Buy-ins at 2-3 PLHE against him too. Unforunately that was the same day I got busted with the rest of the coke I had....FYI:"I reached down and grabbed some rock/pebbles...", "Then I just said 'FUCK it' and snorted a line off the toilet-paper dispenser..." /\ SHould have been the first clues Link to post Share on other sites
mr_druid 0 Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Funny, I had some squirrely looking dude offer me coke at IP too. I didn't need a good story so I just told him no and left.Tom. Link to post Share on other sites
dapokerbum 0 Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 Effective uses for your bankroll in Vegas:[x] Poker[x] Cocaine[x] HookersFYP Link to post Share on other sites
GeneralGeeWhiz 0 Posted December 26, 2008 Share Posted December 26, 2008 OP: I don't mean to sound rude, but you have zero idea what you are getting yourself into. If you shortstack or play with a full buyin @ 1/2 live in Vegas for a living, you will make at most 10-12$ an hour. I read through page three, so I don't know if someone talked some sense into you, but I would really suggest NOT to do this. Link to post Share on other sites
desttE 0 Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 Give it a go. You have a backup plan in place so it's not like you don't have anything to fall back on. You only live life once, make the most of it. Do it! Link to post Share on other sites
BigMagic 0 Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 I would skip Vegas for a while and multitable online for a while. You can make more online unless your terrible and Vegas can wait. If you absolutely must go, mix live play with a lot of online play. IMHO playing online is the best way to be a pro today. You can play a couple of hours and get as many hands in as you would in a week of live play. Good Luck! Link to post Share on other sites
sactownjoey 0 Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Jesus H. people. He's 23, who gives a shit if he goes busto and has to go back to the midwest and go into the family trucking (whatever) business.Steve, speaking from experience, get the f*** out. Go. Your 20's are for, well, being in your 20's. Go do shit. My guess is you'll find out it's a whole lot different than you expected. So what. Be a valet, dishwasher, stripper pole cleaner...whatever. Bankroll this, living expenses that, whether internet pros can beat live donks...who cares. None of that will mean shit when you are married and the only story you have to tell your kids is how you made the prudent decision to play more poker locally so you wouldn't take the risk of (gasp!) having fun and playing poker in Vegas.Keep your credit and genitals clean and everything will be fine. Link to post Share on other sites
mtdesmoines 3 Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Jesus H. people. He's 23, who gives a shit if he goes busto and has to go back to the midwest and go into the family trucking (whatever) business.Steve, speaking from experience, get the f*** out. Go. Your 20's are for, well, being in your 20's. Go do shit. My guess is you'll find out it's a whole lot different than you expected. So what. Be a valet, dishwasher, stripper pole cleaner...whatever. Bankroll this, living expenses that, whether internet pros can beat live donks...who cares. None of that will mean shit when you are married and the only story you have to tell your kids is how you made the prudent decision to play more poker locally so you wouldn't take the risk of (gasp!) having fun and playing poker in Vegas.Keep your credit and genitals clean and everything will be fine.Lot of sense (if you can call it that) in this post.There's another thread where the kid is working for like ... $6 an hour in Chicago. It changed my mind ... I think he should go. Link to post Share on other sites
SGFULTON83 0 Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Go for it, seriously, if you have a back-up plan in place then I say go do it. If you don't make it at least you will still have a hell of a story to tell plus a job at the family business to fall back on. Good Luck!I still feel the same. Link to post Share on other sites
Chris-LFC 0 Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 My advice is simple....Follow your dreamscorny but something you should do Link to post Share on other sites
051103 0 Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Smart move. stay home build up your br online or at the local casino and then go. That will give you a much better chance to kill the tables in Vegas. Good luck man Link to post Share on other sites
antistuff 0 Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 don't be a pussy. go already. Link to post Share on other sites
mtdesmoines 3 Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 <3 this thread. may it never die and may OP post that he TP/MM secretly sometime in April/May. Link to post Share on other sites
mr_druid 0 Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Anyone heard from the original poster lately? Did he make the move? I enjoyed the lunacy of this thread, I want it back.Tom. Link to post Share on other sites
TraptSteve 0 Posted February 27, 2009 Author Share Posted February 27, 2009 <3 this thread. may it never die and may OP post that he TP/MM secretly sometime in April/May.I ran my roll to 54k at which point I challenged durr to a HU4ROLLZ deathMATCH. Very first hand AA Vs KK all-in pre. He rivers set, GG traptsteve ! Link to post Share on other sites
antistuff 0 Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 move already.pussy. Link to post Share on other sites
mtdesmoines 3 Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 I ran my roll to 54k at which point I challenged durr to a HU4ROLLZ deathMATCH. Very first hand AA Vs KK all-in pre. He rivers set, GG traptsteve !The story changes from time to time but the result is the same. Durrrrrrrr is a luckbox, btw. Link to post Share on other sites
TraptSteve 0 Posted February 27, 2009 Author Share Posted February 27, 2009 The story changes from time to time but the result is the same. Durrrrrrrr is a luckbox, btw.Yah, but he uses overbets very effectively, balancing his range and typically using it to get paid off. That said it was pretty sick when he rivered the set. Kinda saw it coming =/ Link to post Share on other sites
antistuff 0 Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 whoa whoa whoathis is a real story?can you post all the HHs from the match?and you should have moved to vegas. pussy. Link to post Share on other sites
Rochester585 0 Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 Weel did he move or not? I know this thread is 2 years old but really he doesn't give us an update? Link to post Share on other sites
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