24fanatics 0 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Link to post Share on other sites
myenemy 0 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 My mom says "about the time your face clears up your mind starts to go."Guess Im f*cked on both fronts! Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 What came out of my ear lobe was the most blood and puss I had ever seen in my life. My fukking blood was caked all over the wall. It looked like a goddamn crime scene. I looked at myself in the mirror and blood was just pouring out of my lobe. I cupped my hand underneath it, but i was no match for the gushing...good times.yeah... uh. get it checked out.I think you have herp of the ear Link to post Share on other sites
DrawingDeadInDM 0 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 I've had them. In my ear lobes and behind my ears. Most likely it is a sebaceous cyst.The one i had in my ear lobe i could never kill on my own and just went to dermatoligst/surgeon to get taken care of. It would come and go once or twice a year over like a 5 year stretch.So the last time the fukker came back with a vengeance and my ear lobe became twice as large as my uninfected one. It looked way banged up. Anyway i was at the beach with some friends on vacation. My friend's girlfriend was interested in my ear disturbance and wanted to feel it. Only she didnt just feel it. She grabbed the thing in a very violent fashion. It did not feel good.I then proceed to the bathroom for an examination session. The front of my ear lobe looked the same. Just all red and hurting. But on the back of my ear lobe a nice head had formed. I went to work and that is when the grandest and gnarliest explosion ever occurred.What came out of my ear lobe was the most blood and puss I had ever seen in my life. My fukking blood was caked all over the wall. It looked like a goddamn crime scene. I looked at myself in the mirror and blood was just pouring out of my lobe. I cupped my hand underneath it, but i was no match for the gushing...good times.yeah... uh. get it checked out.Wow..glorious.Good stuff.I get similar things from time to time. My girl, who's actually a nursing student, recently recommended slamming my ear in a book, to get rid of it..I said no dice. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Wow..glorious.Good stuff.I get similar things from time to time. My girl, who's actually a nursing student, recently recommended slamming my ear in a book, to get rid of it..I said no dice.Oww. Link to post Share on other sites
eYank 0 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 You are not alone! I have had one of these before. I just stuck a small needle in it. The Endouch, i had one a few months ago and it hurt a lotit went away after a week though Link to post Share on other sites
CobaltBlue 662 Posted September 2, 2006 Author Share Posted September 2, 2006 Briefly tried to needle it this evening. Too much of a wuss to get deep enough though.Since you care so much, I'll continue to keep y'all updated. (sw) Link to post Share on other sites
NOFX_PUNK 0 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 Aren't they caused by infected ingrowing hairs?I have my ears pierced and they can have similar problems, the pus explosions are glorious tho... Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 Updates? Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 I guess it wasnt a sympton of full blown AIDS as I would have suspected. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 im sad that i never had a response to this thread Link to post Share on other sites
CobaltBlue 662 Posted August 2, 2008 Author Share Posted August 2, 2008 Updates?Ha. Fortunately, I have not had any in quite a while. I did have a really painful pimple on my cheek yesterday though.(It makes me smile whenever I see an old random thread of mine bumped.) Link to post Share on other sites
nutzbuster 7 Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 I was actually surprised by how much info my googling found on this topic. Apparently, there are two camps...1) Lance it. 2) Leave it be.I'm still not sure which camp I'm going to ascribe to.Leave me out of this, mmm kay? Link to post Share on other sites
chaosnhavoc 0 Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 Its actually a cyst, a huge cause from them are ear peircings. I get them all the time and they go away. a few years ago I had one burst it swelled my ear to about 20x the size had to go to the emergancy room and have it sliced open and drained. I have been since told just keep your ears and peircings clean and dont mess with the cyst Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 ear herpesits rarewho has fucked you in the ear lately? Link to post Share on other sites
CobaltBlue 662 Posted August 3, 2008 Author Share Posted August 3, 2008 who has fucked you in the ear lately?I've always thought that should be called 'aural sex'.(The problem is the joke only works when it's written and not spoken.) Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 I've always thought that should be called 'aural sex'.(The problem is the joke only works when it's written and not spoken.)in that case....very truebut really....give it up Link to post Share on other sites
CobaltBlue 662 Posted August 3, 2008 Author Share Posted August 3, 2008 but really....give it upMy fiancee stuck her tongue in my ear...does that count? Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 My fiancee stuck her tongue in my ear...does that count?nogd! Link to post Share on other sites
Donuts 0 Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 I read every comment and couldn't stop laughing! Sorry, I know they are painful. I have one behind my ear right now. Down in that little corner. Hurts!Dude with the exploding ear! WHAT! All I can say is woa and ouch! Dang!Only those who have had to deal with earlobe and behind the ear pimples have any idea... Link to post Share on other sites
Painter567 0 Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 lol bump Link to post Share on other sites
Gallo 1 Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 I read every comment and couldn't stop laughing! Sorry, I know they are painful. I have one behind my ear right now. Down in that little corner. Hurts!Dude with the exploding ear! WHAT! All I can say is woa and ouch! Dang!Only those who have had to deal with earlobe and behind the ear pimples have any idea...Your first post on a poker forum and you search out this very topic to have your first post in?Hmmmmm? Link to post Share on other sites
rcgs59 15 Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 lol , they will go away if you don't play with them. If you start to play with them or lance it the cyst can become more infected or cause an abcess. It also can cause damage to your hearing if the infection travels to the ear drum. My medical advice Do Not Touch them, they will go away. If they are large, red, hot and Painful see your MD Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 lol ,they will go away if you don't play with them. If you start to play with them or lance it the cyst can become more infected or cause an abcess. It also can cause damage to your hearing if the infection travels to the ear drum. My medical advice Do Not Touch them, they will go away. If they are large, red, hot and Painful see your MD All I could think about when I read this post was penis jokes. Link to post Share on other sites
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