Naismith 0 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Yeah, but don't you have 30 full buyins, yet never play a guy who buys in for more than 60% of a buyin? Technically, you have 50 effective then.Yeah, true. I keep 30 buy ins on, but only play people short. I'm actually about 75 of their short stack buy ins. Link to post Share on other sites
Temporary Nuts 1 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 The worst part is... I get that joke, the ENTIRE thingway to make me feel like a nerd Simo Link to post Share on other sites
Sheiky 0 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Possibly because he posted the explanation for basically the same joke a few hundred posts back maybe? Link to post Share on other sites
simo_8ball 0 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Possibly because he posted the explanation for basically the same joke a few hundred posts back maybe?I doubt I can take credit for his knowledge of Schrodinger's Cat. Link to post Share on other sites
Naismith 0 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 The worst part is... I get that joke, the ENTIRE thingUmmm...I like monkeys. Link to post Share on other sites
Naismith 0 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 LOLSeat 6 - BERTO86 ($125.40 in chips)Seat 4 - NAISMITH ($233.42 in chips)BERTO86 - Posts small blind $1NAISMITH - Posts big blind $2*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to NAISMITH [6s Ac]BERTO86 - Calls $1NAISMITH - Checks*** FLOP *** [6h As 5s]NAISMITH - ChecksBERTO86 - Checks*** TURN *** [6h As 5s] [Ad]NAISMITH - Bets $4BERTO86 - Calls $4*** RIVER *** [6h As 5s Ad] [9h]NAISMITH - Bets $122BERTO86 - All-In $119.40NAISMITH - returned ($2.60) : not called*** SHOW DOWN ***NAISMITH - Shows [6s Ac] (Full house, aces full of sixes)BERTO86 - MucksNAISMITH Collects $250.30 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total Pot($250.80) | Rake ($0.50)Board [6h As 5s Ad 9h]Seat 4: NAISMITH (big blind) won Total ($250.30) HI$250.30) with Full house, aces full of sixes [6s Ac - B:As,B:Ad,P:Ac,P:6s,B:6h]Seat 6: BERTO86 (dealer) (small blind) HI: [Mucked] [2d Ah] Link to post Share on other sites
Bessel 0 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 The worst part is... I get that joke, the ENTIRE thingway to make me feel like a nerd Simo Ditto 100%. I actually got excited when I saw the Dirac Notation Link to post Share on other sites
Naismith 0 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 This is why poker is fun.First half of the day:Total day:Why do we do this to ourselves? Link to post Share on other sites
Sheiky 0 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 I dunno wtf's happened to me.Before, I sucked but at least I tried to play well, since i've got my new comp i've played three 30 hand sessions and had to insta quit everyone of them because I was just tilting mindlessly and randomly clicking buttons. This feels horrible Link to post Share on other sites
trystero 0 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 I dunno wtf's happened to me.Before, I sucked but at least I tried to play well, since i've got my new comp i've played three 30 hand sessions and had to insta quit everyone of them because I was just tilting mindlessly and randomly clicking buttons. This feels horriblethat's how I tilt online - randomness. no real logic for my preflop play. when I'm starting to steam I just raise in the weirdest of spots. 97s UTG, raise! k4s OTB with 2 limpers, 10X BB RAISE!! God ****ing damn people raising MY blind, ATo 3-BET FROM OOP!!sound like tuff_fish, probably. Link to post Share on other sites
LJB723 0 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 I dunno wtf's happened to me.Before, I sucked but at least I tried to play well, since i've got my new comp i've played three 30 hand sessions and had to insta quit everyone of them because I was just tilting mindlessly and randomly clicking buttons. This feels horribleI'm with you. I feel your tilting pain. Lat night I played a few HE tournies and PLO cash. Lost every flip.Started with a bad beat AK<AT then spiralled out of control.88<AQTT<KJAJ<66 (this one stung, flopped tp, turned 2pr but it brought him a flush draw, which inevitably hit)Quick heads up tournie. Flop TPTK in 3-bet pf pot. He has bottom set. I turn to PLO...In PLO. AA34<5T78 on a 567 flop. Q turn, got it all-in and he rivered his 4. :(Coolered with JJAK<TTAJ, flop is obviously JTT. LJB723 weeps. The dick even had the audacity to hold my only out! Link to post Share on other sites
krup24 0 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 This is why poker is fun.First half of the day:Total day:Why do we do this to ourselves?stop at hand 11 imo Link to post Share on other sites
Temporary Nuts 1 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 I dunno wtf's happened to me.Before, I sucked but at least I tried to play well, since i've got my new comp i've played three 30 hand sessions and had to insta quit everyone of them because I was just tilting mindlessly and randomly clicking buttons. This feels horribleGet some vagina. That solved my problem when I went through the same thing. Link to post Share on other sites
rdtedm 0 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Maybe it's just coincidence, but.. Zach loves limited hold them. And we have two forums (SH and FR) dedicated to LHE, whose combined #topics is less than NLHE's only forum. Same with #posts. Link to post Share on other sites
Sheiky 0 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Get some vagina. That solved my problem when I went through the same thing.My life results in this area are somehow actually worse than my life results in poker... Link to post Share on other sites
Temporary Nuts 1 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 My life results in this area are somehow actually worse than my life results in poker...You see what I'm sayin?You need to run good. Get it in, make sure everything is tight, and be aggressive! As soon as you get the nut your satisfaction level will be high enough where you can play good poker again. Link to post Share on other sites
AimHigher 0 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 You see what I'm sayin?You need to run good. Get it in, make sure everything is tight, and be aggressive! As soon as you get the nut your satisfaction level will be high enough where you can play good poker again.This is quite possibly your best post ever! Link to post Share on other sites
No_Neck 0 Posted June 19, 2008 Author Share Posted June 19, 2008 Dealt to OOODANNYBOY [5h 5d] EXTANTQI - FoldsLIALADY - Raises $3 to $3OOODANNYBOY - Calls $3SMARKOMO - FoldsSIMPLYAWFUL - Raises $9 to $9GOLFDUDE42 - Calls $9THE_BOOFMAN - FoldsSELSHADAMGAR - FoldsGLENDASBILL - FoldsLIALADY - Calls $6OOODANNYBOY - Calls $6*** FLOP *** [5s Qs 8h]LIALADY - ChecksOOODANNYBOY - ChecksSIMPLYAWFUL - Bets $36.75GOLFDUDE42 - All-In $36.55LIALADY - FoldsOOODANNYBOY - All-In(Raise) $50.06 to $50.06SIMPLYAWFUL - All-In $10.82OOODANNYBOY - returned ($2.49) : not called*** TURN *** [5s Qs 8h] [Jc]*** RIVER *** [5s Qs 8h Jc] [10s]*** SHOW DOWN ***SIMPLYAWFUL - Shows [Ks Kd] (One pair, kings) GOLFDUDE42 - Shows [Kc Qh] (One pair, queens) OOODANNYBOY - Shows [5h 5d] (Three of a kind, fives) OOODANNYBOY Collects $21.65 from side pot-1OOODANNYBOY Collects $143.29 from main potOOODANNYBOY [Kh Kd] LIALADY - Raises $5 to $5OOODANNYBOY - Raises $15.75 to $15.75SMARKOMO - FoldsTHE_BOOFMAN - FoldsSELSHADAMGAR - FoldsGLENDASBILL - FoldsEXTANTQI - FoldsLIALADY - Calls $10.75*** FLOP *** [Qh 9c 6c]LIALADY - Bets $11OOODANNYBOY - All-In(Raise) $151.68 to $151.68LIALADY - All-In $52.75OOODANNYBOY - returned ($87.93) : not called*** TURN *** [Qh 9c 6c] [5d]*** RIVER *** [Qh 9c 6c 5d] [9s]*** SHOW DOWN ***LIALADY - Shows [Qs Ah] (Two Pair, queens and nines) OOODANNYBOY - Shows [Kh Kd] (Two Pair, kings and nines) OOODANNYBOY Collects $156.25 from main pottwo hands and I am UNSTUCK!!!! woooooo Link to post Share on other sites
Naismith 0 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 AP GLORIOUSNESSWe really should create a thread strictly for AP ridiculousness. Link to post Share on other sites
No_Neck 0 Posted June 19, 2008 Author Share Posted June 19, 2008 We really should create a thread strictly for AP ridiculousness.I know an AP spokesman that is a mod here...In other news I shaved my head and face today, makes me look like I have cancer, and really large eyes. That is all. Link to post Share on other sites
drcossack 0 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 I know an AP spokesman that is a mod here...In other news I shaved my head and face today, makes me look like I have cancer, and really large eyes. That is all.I'll probably hate myself for saying it, but TPIWWP. Link to post Share on other sites
rdtedm 0 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 I know an AP spokesman that is a mod here...In other news I shaved my head and face today, makes me look like I have cancer, and really large eyes. That is all.Eyebrows and everything? :DI was seriously thinking about shaving my head today. No completely, but like a #2 (1/4 inch) clipper or something. It's hot as hell during the summer, and I wear a hat 80% of the time anyways. Link to post Share on other sites
mtdesmoines 3 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 I know an AP spokesman that is a mod here...In other news I shaved my head and face today, makes me look like I have cancer, and really large eyes. That is all.LOL NH WTF TTIUWP Link to post Share on other sites
NoBBiR 0 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 You see what I'm sayin?You need to run good. Get it in, make sure everything is tight, and be aggressive! As soon as you get the nut your satisfaction level will be high enough where you can play good poker again.I love it.Also, for the record, I hate combo draws. Link to post Share on other sites
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